Just announced! The Orange Prolapse is cuming to East Palestine, Ohio next Wednesday. About an hour up the road.
Brings new meaning to the term "Ash" Wednesday, eh?
It's going to be a great day. My best advice... start that morning off right. With a cup of coffee, a prayer of repentance, and some mediocre Trump Dumps.
Instead of smearing ash on your forehead in the form of a cross, may I
humbly suggest smearing your personal feces instead. Or perhaps the
excrement of a loved one.
Trump may have lost at putt-putt. But for what it's worth, he did take a lead role in the "girther" movement. |
Lookin' good!
But Donald’s Fat Not Thin
sonofsaf
America’s great but he’s a buffoon
MAGA isn’t winnin’ too much to lose
Trump's an orange mother fucker and he won’t behave
That Florida home Mar-A-Lago’s gay
[Chorus]
Trump is God but Donald’s fat not thin
His daughter-wife dildo goes in
So fucked up but it’s who we defend
Trump is God but Donald’s fat not thin
Maggot, faggot, red instead
Donald is more orange than white and suckin’ in bed
He got Melania who wasn’t free
Horseface Stormy ain’t tight
Donald fucked them both much to his delight
[Chorus]
A fat ass jerk maybe gay he’s catchin’ not pitchin’*
I wish he was dead but I know that’s a sin
Stormy’s breasts BeBest chest, silicon sells
Forty five's an inbred, goin’ to hell
[Chorus]
Look What The Cat Dragged In
Poison
I went to bed too late and got up too soon
My poor head still spinnin' from too much booze
I got a foot in the gutter a foot in the grave
I ain't seen home in the last three days
[Chorus]
Oh my god look what the cat dragged in / Trump is God
Livin' my life sin after sin
Night rolls up and I do it again
Oh my god, look what the cat dragged in
No tell, motel, hotel bed
If it wasn't for the sunlight I'd swear I was dead
I got a girl on the left of me
a girl on the right
I know damn well I slept with both last night
[Chorus]
I'm late for work on Monday and my boss is bitchin'
Can't get out of bed cause my head's still spinnin'
My hair's in a rat's nest, I look like hell
Half alive or half dead, I just can't tell!!
[Chorus]
I've always thought this song made for a great concert opener. Just has a certain energy.
Favorite Poison song? Probably their ballad "I Won't Forget You."
Brett
Michaels returns to the Burgh on July 15, 2023. He's accompanied by
Jefferson Starship, Mark McGrath, Night Ranger, and some guy I've never
heard of. The tour is being billed as the "Parti-Gras Music Festival."
Yep, sounds like one helluva party.
The
one thing I don't care for about these Star Lake festival shows...
Night Ranger will hit the stage way too early and only play about 6 or 7
songs. I'm about 50/50 on this one. If I attend, the majority of my
time will be better spent in the parking lot.
Poison:
6-10-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-10-08, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-10-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-12-22, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA