In their quest to become the next Speaker of the House,
Steve Scalise (R-LA) and Jim Jordan (R-OH) were both vying for the Trump's endorsement. Jordan got it. To the victor belongs the spoils .
Still, at a bare minimum, I think both of them are deserving of a "flattened dump."
Curious to see how all this shit shakes out. At some point, I suspect that Scalise will withdraw. A tribute to the swollen magnitude of the Orange Prolapse.
VIDEO
Stephen Scalise
Karma Police
My second parody of Karma Police. I sensed something familiar but couldn't quite put my finger on it. Turns out I used the same song for a parody of Steve Scalise almost exactly one year ago. #1483 . Steve J. Scalise.
Radiohead has played the Burgh 4 times.
Radiohead:
8-8-01, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
7-26-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Big Lie 100: (#1260)
#1938 . Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks) #1939 . Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)
#1940 . Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)
#1941 . Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)
#1942 . Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)#1943 . Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)
#1944 . Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)
#1945 . Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)
#1946 . Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)#1947 . Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)
#1948 . Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)
#1949 . Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)
#1950 . Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)
#1951 . Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)
#1952 . Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)
#1953 . Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)
#1954 . Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)
#1955 . Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)
#1956 . Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)
#1957 . Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)
#1958 . A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)
#1959 . Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)
#1960 . Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)
#1961 . Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)
#1962 . Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)
#1963 . Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)
#1964 . Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)
#1965 . Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1966 . The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)
#1967 . I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1968 . Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)
#1969 . Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)
#1970 . I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)
#1971 . Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)
#1972 . Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)
#1973 . Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)
#1974 . Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1975 . Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)
#1976 . Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)
#1977 . Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)
#1978 . Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)
#1979 . His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)
#1980 . Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)
#1981 . Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)
#1982 . Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)
#1983 . Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)
#1984 . Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)
#1985 . Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)
#1986 . Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)
#1987 . Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)
#1988 . Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)
#1989 . Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)
#1990 . Ayotte (Slipknot --- Grateful Dead)
#1991 . Hawley (Polly --- Nirvana)
#1992 . Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown (The Boys Are Back In Town --- Thin Lizzy)
#1993 . Cornyn (Outshined --- Soundgarden)
#1994 . Mittens Romney (Hot Pastrami --- The Ronettes)
#1995 . Meet John Cornyn (Sweet Caroline --- James Taylor)
#1996 . John Cornyn (Red, Red Wine --- Neil Diamond)
#1997 . Timothy Shea (Come Out And Play --- The Offspring)
#1998 . Shithead Fred Keller (Rats In The Cellar --- Aerosmith)
#1999 . Timothy Shea (Games People Play --- Alan Parsons Project)
#2000 . Trump's A Fuckin' Orange Clown (Try That In A Small Town --- Jason Aldean)
#2001 . Aldean (Machine --- Black Flag)
#2002 . Aldean (Machine --- Violent Femmes)
#2003 . Chris Sununu (Out Of The Blue --- Alan Parsons Project)
#2004 . Aldean Cunt (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)
#2005 . Vance Is White And Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)
#2006 . Huckabee (Suddenly --- Billy Ocean)
#2007 . He's Braun (He's Gone --- Grateful Dead)
#2008 . Bishop Probes (Bishop's Robes --- Radiohead)
#2009 . Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young)
#2010 . Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Aretha Franklin)
#2011 . Taylor Greene (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)
#2012 . An Asshole No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)
#2013 . Hillbilly J.D. Vance (Victim of Circumstance --- Santana)
#2014 . Dolan (Stolen --- The Brian Jonestown Massacre)
#2015 . Jim Justice (Blind Justice --- Agnostic Front)
#2016 . My God's Donald Trump (My God Is The Sun --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#2017 . Robert T. Bigelow (Moving In Stereo --- The Cars)
#2018 . Joshua Sills (Beverly Hills --- Weezer)
#2019 . Pritt Is An Orange Prolapse Fart (Quit Playin' Games With My Heart --- Backstreet Boys)
#2020 . Pudding Fingers (Crazy Fingers --- Grateful Dead)
#2021 . Deace (Peace --- Judas Priest)
#2022 . Joshua Stills (Beverly Hills --- Circle Jerks)
#2023 . Deace (Peace -- Weezer)
#2024 . Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Powerman 5000)
#2025 . Scott Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#2026 . Trevian Kutti (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)
#2027 . Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Rancid)
#2028 . CUM (Dumb --- Nirvana)
#2029 . Clark (Sparks --- Coldplay)
#2030 . DOJ Jeffrey Clark (Saturday In The Park --- Chicago)
#2031 . Deace (Grease --- Bee Gees)
#2032 . Abigail Jo Shry (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)
#2033 . Abigail (Abigail --- King Diamond)
#2034 . Nauta's Really Gay (Gotta Get Away --- The Offspring)
#2035 . Owens (Oceans --- Pearl Jam)
#2036 . Jew! (Who? --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)
#2037 . Shawn Still's A Creep (Until It Sleeps --- Metallica)
#2038 . Findling (Kindling --- Harry Brokensha & Nick Wilson)
#2039 . Doug Burgum (Bang The Drum --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#2040 . Puddin' Stain (Puddin' Taine --- Primus)
#2041 . Harrison Floyd (Into The Void --- Kiss)
#2042 . Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Moby)
#2043 . Sadow (Meatplow --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#2044 . Lawfare (I Swear --- All 4 One)
#2045 . Reddy Really Blows (Steady, As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)
#2046 . Stormy's Chest (Phone Went West --- My Morning Jacket)
#2047 . Lake's A Dummy And Cunt (Take The Money And Run --- Steve Miller)
#2048 . Lake's A Liar (Lake Of Fire --- Nirvana)
#2049 . Assclown (Lowdown --- My Morning Jacket)
#2050 . Fuck Forty-Five (Love Is Alive --- Gary Wright)
#2051 . Lake Will Fuck You (Take Me With You --- Prince)
#2052 . Stephen Lee (Let It Be --- The Beatles)
#2053. Pezzola's Bad News (Viola Lee Blues --- Grateful Dead)
#2054 . Crow (Snow --- The Chemical Brothers)
#2055 . Blow Chesebro (Go With the Flow --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#2056 . Brandon Judd (Book Of Blood --- Armored Saint)
#2057 . David Cole (Rock And Roll --- Led Zeppelin)
#2058 . David Cole (Heart And Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#2059 . Senator Cruz (Second Hand News --- Fleetwood Mac)
#2060 . Elon (He's Gone --- Grateful Dead)
#2061 . I Guess That's Why They Call Him Ted Cruz (I Guess That's Why They Call Him Ted Cruz --- Elton John)
#2062 . Kari Lake (Crater Lake --- Liz Phair)
#2063 . Rehl (Deal --- Grateful Dead)
#2064 . Navarro (I Don't Know --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#2065 . Navarro (Touch And Go --- The Cars)
#2066 . Noem (Roam --- The B-52's)
#2067 . Charles Roy (Corduroy --- Pearl Jam)
#2068 . Shutdown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#2069 . Rectum of J.D. Vance (Victim of Circumstance --- Carole King)
#2070 . Kim Jong Un (Harvest Moon --- Neil Young)
#2071 . Un (Soon --- My Bloody Valentine)
#2072 . Harlan Crow (Let It Snow --- Billy Idol)
#2073 . Crow (Low --- Cracker)
#2074 . Trump Dump's A Piece Of Shit (Trump Won And You Know It --- Natasha Owens)
#2075 . Trump Farts (Doll Parts --- Hole)
#2076 . Tuberville (Looks That Kill --- Motley Crue)
#2077 . Trump Was Born To Fuck You (I Was Born To Love You --- Ray LaMontagne)
#2078 . Harrison Floyd (Nine Inch Nails --- Into The Void)
#2079 . Ted Cruz (Bad News --- Johnny Cash)
#2080 . Rand Paul (Snowball --- Jimmy Fallon)
#2081 . Ray Epps (Footsteps --- Pearl Jam)
#2082 . Crow (Low --- Coldplay)
#2083 . Donald Is Gay (Those Were The Days --- All In The Family theme song)
#2084 . Bill Cassidy (Butch Cassidy --- My Morning Jacket)
#2085 . Birdbrain (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)
#2086 . McDonald's Meals (Head Over Heels --- The Go-Go's)
#2087 . Birdbrain (Red Rain --- Peter Gabriel)
#2088 . Birdbrain (Love Train --- Rolling Stones)
#2089 . Nikki Haley's A Birdbrain (Have You Ever Seen The Rain --- CCR/John Fogerty)
#2090 . Donald Duck (Disco Duck --- Rick Dees And His Cast Of Idiots)
#2091 . Birdbrain (Sweet Jane --- The Velvet Underground)
#2092 . Birdbrain (Queen Jane ---Grateful Dead)
#2093 . Donald Duck (What The Fuck --- The Boxer Rebellion)
#2094 . Donald Duck (Police Truck --- Megadeth)
#2095 . Kise Team (Nice Dream --- Radiohead)
#2096 . James Craig (Bootleg --- John Fogerty)
#2097 . Donald Bender (Hey Big Spender --- Queen)
#2098 . Greene Lies (Green Eyes --- Husker Du)
#2099 . Chris Kise (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)
#2100 . Those Greene Lies (Those Green Eyes --- Avett Brothers)
#2102 . Jim (Gym --- Adam Sandler)
#2103 . Habba Will Fuck Ya (Havah Nagilah --- Neil Diamond)
#2104 . Jim Jordan (The Warden --- Old Crow Medicine Show)
#2105. Stephen Scalise (Karma Police --- Radiohead)
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