Earlier today, Trump was in Manhattan for his real estate fraud trial.
Left: A pensive Orange Prolapse. Right: Trump's hot shot attorney Chris Kise.
The Kise Team, a/k/a Team Kise, all believe his client to be innocent. "There was no intent to defraud, there was no
illegality, there was no default, there was no breach, there was no
reliance from the banks, there were no unjust profits, and there were no
victims."
Butt lemme tell ya, the shit got heated in the courtroom. At one point, Trump objected and lashed out.
"Letitia James is an INSOLENT BAST ARD! "
Funday Monday!
The reverberations of this particular trial are being felt as far away as the Burgh.
Steelers got sodomized by the Houston Texans yesterday. 30-6.
Oy! Next up is a home game against Lamar Jackson and the Ravens
(-3.5). Double Oy!
VIDEO
Kise Team
(Nice Dream)
My third parody of Radiohead's "Nice Dream."
#1120 . Hice Team (regarding Congressman Jody Hice (R-GA)
#1154 . Nice Stream (regarding urinary-related incontinence issues)
#2095. Kise Team
Since 1993, Radiohead has played the Burgh 4 times.
Radiohead:
8-8-01, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
7-26-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Big Lie 100: (#1251)
#1938 . Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks) #1939 . Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)
#1940 . Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)
#1941 . Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)
#1942 . Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)#1943 . Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)
#1944 . Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)
#1945 . Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)
#1946 . Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)#1947 . Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)
#1948 . Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)
#1949 . Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)
#1950 . Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)
#1951 . Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)
#1952 . Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)
#1953 . Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)
#1954 . Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)
#1955 . Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)
#1956 . Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)
#1957 . Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)
#1958 . A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)
#1959 . Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)
#1960 . Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)
#1961 . Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)
#1962 . Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)
#1963 . Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)
#1964 . Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)
#1965 . Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1966 . The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)
#1967 . I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1968 . Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)
#1969 . Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)
#1970 . I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)
#1971 . Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)
#1972 . Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)
#1973 . Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)
#1974 . Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1975 . Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)
#1976 . Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)
#1977 . Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)
#1978 . Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)
#1979 . His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)
#1980 . Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)
#1981 . Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)
#1982 . Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)
#1983 . Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)
#1984 . Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)
#1985 . Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)
#1986 . Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)
#1987 . Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)
#1988 . Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)
#1989 . Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)
#1990 . Ayotte (Slipknot --- Grateful Dead)
#1991 . Hawley (Polly --- Nirvana)
#1992 . Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown (The Boys Are Back In Town --- Thin Lizzy)
#1993 . Cornyn (Outshined --- Soundgarden)
#1994 . Mittens Romney (Hot Pastrami --- The Ronettes)
#1995 . Meet John Cornyn (Sweet Caroline --- James Taylor)
#1996 . John Cornyn (Red, Red Wine --- Neil Diamond)
#1997 . Timothy Shea (Come Out And Play --- The Offspring)
#1998 . Shithead Fred Keller (Rats In The Cellar --- Aerosmith)
#1999 . Timothy Shea (Games People Play --- Alan Parsons Project)
#2000 . Trump's A Fuckin' Orange Clown (Try That In A Small Town --- Jason Aldean)
#2001 . Aldean (Machine --- Black Flag)
#2002 . Aldean (Machine --- Violent Femmes)
#2003 . Chris Sununu (Out Of The Blue --- Alan Parsons Project)
#2004 . Aldean Cunt (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)
#2005 . Vance Is White And Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)
#2006 . Huckabee (Suddenly --- Billy Ocean)
#2007 . He's Braun (He's Gone --- Grateful Dead)
#2008 . Bishop Probes (Bishop's Robes --- Radiohead)
#2009 . Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young)
#2010 . Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Aretha Franklin)
#2011 . Taylor Greene (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)
#2012 . An Asshole No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)
#2013 . Hillbilly J.D. Vance (Victim of Circumstance --- Santana)
#2014 . Dolan (Stolen --- The Brian Jonestown Massacre)
#2015 . Jim Justice (Blind Justice --- Agnostic Front)
#2016 . My God's Donald Trump (My God Is The Sun --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#2017 . Robert T. Bigelow (Moving In Stereo --- The Cars)
#2018 . Joshua Sills (Beverly Hills --- Weezer)
#2019 . Pritt Is An Orange Prolapse Fart (Quit Playin' Games With My Heart --- Backstreet Boys)
#2020 . Pudding Fingers (Crazy Fingers --- Grateful Dead)
#2021 . Deace (Peace --- Judas Priest)
#2022 . Joshua Stills (Beverly Hills --- Circle Jerks)
#2023 . Deace (Peace -- Weezer)
#2024 . Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Powerman 5000)
#2025 . Scott Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#2026 . Trevian Kutti (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)
#2027 . Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Rancid)
#2028 . CUM (Dumb --- Nirvana)
#2029 . Clark (Sparks --- Coldplay)
#2030 . DOJ Jeffrey Clark (Saturday In The Park --- Chicago)
#2031 . Deace (Grease --- Bee Gees)
#2032 . Abigail Jo Shry (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)
#2033 . Abigail (Abigail --- King Diamond)
#2034 . Nauta's Really Gay (Gotta Get Away --- The Offspring)
#2035 . Owens (Oceans --- Pearl Jam)
#2036 . Jew! (Who? --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)
#2037 . Shawn Still's A Creep (Until It Sleeps --- Metallica)
#2038 . Findling (Kindling --- Harry Brokensha & Nick Wilson)
#2039 . Doug Burgum (Bang The Drum --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#2040 . Puddin' Stain (Puddin' Taine --- Primus)
#2041 . Harrison Floyd (Into The Void --- Kiss)
#2042 . Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Moby)
#2043 . Sadow (Meatplow --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#2044 . Lawfare (I Swear --- All 4 One)
#2045 . Reddy Really Blows (Steady, As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)
#2046 . Stormy's Chest (Phone Went West --- My Morning Jacket)
#2047 . Lake's A Dummy And Cunt (Take The Money And Run --- Steve Miller)
#2048 . Lake's A Liar (Lake Of Fire --- Nirvana)
#2049 . Assclown (Lowdown --- My Morning Jacket)
#2050 . Fuck Forty-Five (Love Is Alive --- Gary Wright)
#2051 . Lake Will Fuck You (Take Me With You --- Prince)
#2052 . Stephen Lee (Let It Be --- The Beatles)
#2053. Pezzola's Bad News (Viola Lee Blues --- Grateful Dead)
#2054 . Crow (Snow --- The Chemical Brothers)
#2055 . Blow Chesebro (Go With the Flow --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#2056 . Brandon Judd (Book Of Blood --- Armored Saint)
#2057 . David Cole (Rock And Roll --- Led Zeppelin)
#2058 . David Cole (Heart And Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#2059 . Senator Cruz (Second Hand News --- Fleetwood Mac)
#2060 . Elon (He's Gone --- Grateful Dead)
#2061 . I Guess That's Why They Call Him Ted Cruz (I Guess That's Why They Call Him Ted Cruz --- Elton John)
#2062 . Kari Lake (Crater Lake --- Liz Phair)
#2063 . Rehl (Deal --- Grateful Dead)
#2064 . Navarro (I Don't Know --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#2065 . Navarro (Touch And Go --- The Cars)
#2066 . Noem (Roam --- The B-52's)
#2067 . Charles Roy (Corduroy --- Pearl Jam)
#2068 . Shutdown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#2069 . Rectum of J.D. Vance (Victim of Circumstance --- Carole King)
#2070 . Kim Jong Un (Harvest Moon --- Neil Young)
#2071 . Un (Soon --- My Bloody Valentine)
#2072 . Harlan Crow (Let It Snow --- Billy Idol)
#2073 . Crow (Low --- Cracker)
#2074 . Trump Dump's A Piece Of Shit (Trump Won And You Know It --- Natasha Owens)
#2075 . Trump Farts (Doll Parts --- Hole)
#2076 . Tuberville (Looks That Kill --- Motley Crue)
#2077 . Trump Was Born To Fuck You (I Was Born To Love You --- Ray LaMontagne)
#2078 . Harrison Floyd (Nine Inch Nails --- Into The Void)
#2079 . Ted Cruz (Bad News --- Johnny Cash)
#2080 . Rand Paul (Snowball --- Jimmy Fallon)
#2081 . Ray Epps (Footsteps --- Pearl Jam)
#2082 . Crow (Low --- Coldplay)
#2083 . Donald Is Gay (Those Were The Days --- All In The Family theme song)
#2084 . Bill Cassidy (Butch Cassidy --- My Morning Jacket)
#2085 . Birdbrain (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)
#2086 . McDonald's Meals (Head Over Heels --- The Go-Go's)
#2087 . Birdbrain (Red Rain --- Peter Gabriel)
#2088 . Birdbrain (Love Train --- Rolling Stones)
#2089 . Nikki Haley's A Birdbrain (Have You Ever Seen The Rain --- CCR/John Fogerty)
#2090 . Donald Duck (Disco Duck --- Rick Dees And His Cast Of Idiots)
#2091 . Birdbrain (Sweet Jane --- The Velvet Underground)
#2092 . Birdbrain (Queen Jane ---Grateful Dead)
#2093 . Donald Duck (What The Fuck --- The Boxer Rebellion)
#2094 . Donald Duck (Police Truck --- Megadeth)
#2095. Kise Team (Nice Dream --- Radiohead)
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