There's this new pharmaceutical commercial for urinary incontinence. I forget the name of the drug. It might be Myrbetriq. Horrible name. Difficult to remember. And it also kinda rhymes with "what the fuck?"
The entire commercial is filled with video footage of waterfalls and geysers, white water rafting, torrential downpours, etc. It goes way beyond subtle or subliminal. Surprised they don't show surveillance of us local townies collectively pissing in the Star Lake parking lot.
Anyhoo, speaking of lakes and referencing bodies of water, feel free to enjoy this observational riddle from a friend of mine who was a realtor:
What's the difference between a pond and a lake?
If you're buying the house, it's a pond. If you're selling the house it's a lake.
(Nice Stream)
sonofsaf
Golden shower may I have another
Pee is so free, urinary
I can’t piss when I have a hard on
Feces not fine, shit is crappy
Nice stream
Nice stream
Nice stream
I like her rear end, it’s called anal
In the ass makes her groan and moan
Incontinence doesn’t feel swell, but
A little pill will help cure it all
Nice stream
Nice stream
Nice stream
Nice stream
Nice stream
Nice stream
Nice stream (Piss on me when life’s getting rough)
Nice stream (Piss on me I won't call your bluff)
Nice stream (Piss on me when life’s getting rough)
Nice stream (Piss on me I won't call your bluff)
Nice stream
Nice stream
Nice stream
Nice stream
(Nice Dream)
Radiohead
They love me like I was a brother
They protect me, listen to me
They dug me my very own garden
Gave me sunshine, made me happy
Nice dream
Nice dream
Nice dream
I call up my friend, the good angel
But she's out with her answerphone
She said that she'd love to come help, but
The sea would electrocute us all
Nice dream
Nice dream
Nice dream
Nice dream
Nice dream
Nice dream
Nice dream (If you think that you're strong enough)
Nice dream (If you think you belong enough)
Nice dream (If you think that you're strong enough)
Nice dream (If you think you belong enough)
Nice dream
Nice dream
Nice dream
Nice dream
Do not confuse the Radiohead song "Nice Dream" with the Cheech & Chong movie "Nice Dreams."
It's a common mistake.
Radiohead:
8-8-01, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
7-26-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
Please do not share this material with individuals who experience urinary incontinence.
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