Friday, April 01, 2022

#1131. Jada Pinkett's Gay

Bald is back!  

Jean-Luc Picard, The Rock, the marines and increasingly myself.  

And yeah, Jada Pinkett Smith too.



 



Jada Pinkett’s Gay
sonofsaf

Will Smith’s a queer
Jada Pinkett’s gay
I am not a liar
She has no hair
Alopecia on display
Preachin’ to the choir
‘Cause she looks like she’s crazy
Lying that the joke was bad, oh yeah
Because Jada Pinkett’s gay
And lesbians are always mad
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Jada Pinkett’s gay, ooooh

Well at least she is thin,
And not very fat,
Body shaming’s in play
Things will git much sadder
Rock’s locked and loaded for Will Smith’s bitch slap
Fuckin’ with G.I. Jane
She doesn’t need no lather

‘Cause she looks like she’s crazy
Lying that the joke was bad, so bad
Because Jada Pinkett’s gay
And lesbians are always mad
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Jada Pinkett’s gay

‘Cause she looks like she’s crazy
Lying that the joke was bad, so bad
Because Jada Pinkett’s gay
And lesbians are always mad
The lesbians are always mad
The lesbians are always mad
Pussy’s wetter
Pussy’s wetter
Her cunt is wetter
Her cunt is wetter

Jada Pinkett’s gay

 

Rocky Mountain Way
Joe Walsh

Spent the last year
Rocky mountain way
Couldn't get much higher
Out to pasture
I think it's safe to say
Time to open fire
And we don't need the ladies
Crying 'cause the story's sad, oh yeah
'cause the rocky mountain way
Is better than the way we had
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Rocky mountain way, ooooh

Well he's tellin' us this,
He's tellin' us that,
Changin' it everyday
Say's it doesn't matter
Bases are loaded and casey's at bat
Playin' it play by play
It's time to change the batter

And we don't need the ladies
Crying 'cause the story's sad, so sad
'cause the rocky mountain way
Is better than the way we had
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Rocky mountain way

And we don't need the ladies
Crying 'cause the story's sad, so sad
'cause the rocky mountain way
Is better than the way we had
It's better than the way we had
It's better than the way we had
So much better
So much better
It's so much better
It's so much better

Rocky mountain way



Not necessarily Joe Walsh related.  But a while back, some 20-sum years ago, I was zipping up to Cleveland via 77 North.  Just before the Zoar/Bolivar exit... a vehicle sped past me.  Twas' a vintage old school El Dorado.  And believe you me, there was a deadhead sticker on the fender of this Cadillac!  A steal your face.  But what's truly incredible was the actual timing.  The Stealie happened precisely as the lyrics unfolded on some random fm radio station.  "I saw deadhead sticker on a Cadillac."  No joke.    

Skipped the Eagles last week at PPG Paints.  Freezing outside.  Some regret.  Some remorse.  

Never seen Joe Walsh.  But I'm not absolutely 100% certain.  I have a distant, foggy recollection of a "pick up the dog doo - hope that's it hard... woof woof" blip from Star Lake.


Eagles:

8-15-94, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA

Don Henley:

8-11-05, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)


The Rock 5:

#1126.  Rock And Will Smith Fight  (Rock And Roll All Nite --- Kiss)

#1127.  Slap You  (Rock You --- Helix)

#1128.  Will The Fresh Prince He Hath Spoken  (Will The Circle Be Unbroken --- Willie Nelson)

#1130.  Rock! Rock!  Call The Cops!  (Rock! Rock! 'Til You Drop! --- Def Leppard)

#1131.  Jada Pinkett's Gay (Rocky Mountain Way --- Joe Walsh)


Please do not share this material with Joe Walsh, Chris Rock, Will Smith and/or Jada Pinkett Smith.



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