Monday, April 25, 2022

#1181. Geico

Those who know me, know one thing for absolutely certain.  I can't dance for shit.

 

However, I am marginally capable of doing the Geico lizard dance.  It served as the inspiration for my latest parody.



Geico
sonofsaf

Insurance is fun
Insurance is fun when you bundle it with Geico. Yeah.

Insurance is fun
Insurance is fun when you bundle it with Geico. Yeah.

Your mortgage will demand some
As does your Chevy automobile
But their scam is a big crime
‘Cause you’re gonna git served and signed

It costs more for gays because they’re scum
Especially when they’re about to cum
Fags wanna get off and do a bong hit
Job to blow but there’s some shit rear end.
Yeah. Job to blow but there’s some shit rear end.
Yeah. Job to blow but there’s some shit rear end.

Insurance is fun
Insurance is fun when you bundle it with Geico. Yeah.
Maybe I'm the one
Insurance is fun if you’re an idiot psycho

Your mortgage ain’t a cakewalk
You don’t have the skills to pay the bills
You will pay ‘cause you’re responsible
If you kill with your automobile

It costs more for gays because they’re scum
Especially when they’re about to cum
Fags wanna get off and do a bong hit
Job to blow but there’s some shit rear end

Insurance is fun
Insurance is fun when you bundle it with Geico. Yeah.
Maybe I'm the one
Insurance is fun if you’re an idiot psycho

You're a cunt, you're the cunt who’s gonna bundle it with Geico
You're a cunt, you're the cunt who’s gonna bundle it with Geico
You're a cunt, you're the cunt who’s gonna bundle it with Geico

It costs more for gays because they’re scum
Especially when they’re about to cum
Faggots will get off and do a bong hit
Job to blow but there’s some shit rear end.

Insurance is fun
Insurance is fun when you bundle it with Geico. Yeah.
Insurance is fun
Insurance is fun if you’re an idiot psycho

[In the background:]
Insurance is fun
Insurance is fun when you bundle it with Geico. Yeah.
Insurance is fun
Insurance is fun if you’re an idiot psycho

You're a cunt, you're the cunt who’s gonna bundle it with Geico!
You're a cunt, you're the cunt who’s gonna bundle it with Geico!

You're a cunt, you're the cunt who’s gonna bundle it with Geico!


Psycho
Puddle of Mudd

Maybe I'm the one
Maybe I'm the one who is the schizophrenic psycho. Yeah.

Maybe I'm the one
Maybe I'm the one who is the schizophrenic psycho. Yeah.

She lays down on the fresh lawn
She can make everything magical
But she tied one on big time
And it makes me wanna rewind

To back in the days when we were young
When everything was like a loaded gun
Ready to go off at any minute
And you know we're gonna win again.
Yeah. And you know we're gonna win again.
Yeah. And you know we're gonna win again.

Maybe I'm the one
Maybe I'm the one who is the schizophrenic psycho. Yeah.
Maybe I'm the one
Maybe I'm the one who is the paranoid Flake-oh

She lays down on the sidewalk
Never very analytical
She is something simply beautiful
Re-appear when you feel magical

To back in the days when we were young
When everything was like a loaded gun
Ready to go off at any minute
Yeah you know we're gonna win again

Maybe I'm the one
Maybe I'm the one who is the schizophrenic psycho. Yeah.
Maybe I'm the one
Maybe I'm the one who is the paranoid Flake-oh

You're the one, you're the one who is the schizophrenic psycho
You're the one, you're the one who is the schizophrenic psycho
You're the one, you're the one who is the schizophrenic psycho

Back in the days when we were young
When everything was like a loaded gun
Ready to go off at any minute
And you know we're gonna win again

Maybe I'm the one
Maybe I'm the one who is the schizophrenic psycho. Yeah.
Maybe I'm the one
Maybe I'm the one who is the paranoid Flake-oh

[In the background:]
Maybe I'm the one
Maybe I'm the one who is the schizophrenic psycho. Yeah.
Maybe I'm the one
Maybe I'm the one who is the paranoid Flake-oh

You're the one, you're the one who is the schizophrenic psycho!
You're the one, you're the one who is the schizophrenic psycho!

You're the one, you're the one who is the schizophrenic psycho!

 




Always liked that tune.  From 2001 > 2015, Puddle of Mudd has played the Burgh a grand total of 10 times.  I think I may have seen them at one of those Star Lake X-fests.  Can't say for certain.

Back in the early 90's, I had auto insurance through Allstate (Gary Deitz at the top of Chicken Neck Hill in Wheeling).  I found a cheaper rate, called them up, and canceled my policy.  But they proceeded to extend my coverage for an additional few months.  And then that asshole sent me a bill for $200 of unnecessary coverage.  When I refused to pay, they forwarded the bill to a collection agency.  Thus, forcing me to pay.  Straight up extortion that still bothers me to this very day.  

Do not purchase insurance from Gary Dietz, 1010 National Rd., Wheeling, WV.




Please do not share this material with Gary Deitz and/or those who use Geico as their insurance carrier.

 

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