Monday, April 25, 2022

#1182. Charlie Crist


Assuming former Governor Charlie Crist (D-FL) is victorious in the August 23, 2022 primary, he'll move on to face off against the current Republican Governor, and presidential ass-pirate, Ron DeCuntis in the general.

“Attacking Disney, threatening to harm our state’s economic powerhouse that creates so many jobs and brings in so many tourism dollars is a boneheaded move however you look at it.”

I tend to agree.  But boneheaded?!?  Sorry Charlie, if you're searching for words to criticize or insult Ron DeSantis, hit me up, and I'll fill you in.  In the meantime good luck.



 

Charlie Crist
sonofsaf

Non-white, you must agree
Formidable tan say can you see
Fair and balanced have no fear
Fair to choose an abortion dear

Follow me, don’t ask why
Follow me, fuck the big lie
Follow me, DeSantis pissed
Florida flip, it’s Charlie Crist

Bad of course Trump’s fat and round
Nonetheless his boys are proud
Not immortal, that’s a fact
Stupid con Orange Prolapse attack

Follow me, don’t ask why
Follow me, fuck the big lie
Follow me, DeSantis pissed
Florida flip, it’s Charlie Crist

Full of shit Donald must die
Big liar makes us cry
Need to kill that stupid clown
Far less awe more ground and pound

Follow me, don’t ask why
Follow me, fuck the big lie
Follow me, Ron is dismissed
Florida flip, it’s Charlie Crist

 

Iron Fist
Motorhead

Dark night, nothing to see
Invisible hand in front of me
Scared to death, there's someone near
Scared to move but you can't stay here

You know me, evil eye
You know me, prepare to die
You know me, the snakebite kiss
Devil's grip, the iron fist

Flying horse don't make a sound
Flying hooves don't touch the ground
Walk in circle, lose your track
Can't go on but you can't go back

You know me, evil eye
You know me, prepare to die
You know me, you can't resist
Devil's grip, the iron fist

Moon eclipse and you know why
Ghost rider in the sky
Beast of evil, devil's hound
Tooth and claw they pull you down

You know me, evil eye
You know me, prepare to die
You know me, the great white kiss
Devil's grip, the iron fist

 



I'm always up for a good fisting.  Preferably plastic or human.  As opposed to iron or steel.

Motorhead:

11-17-88, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH (w/ Overkill & Slayer)

8-8-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (w/ Dio & Iron Maiden)

 

Please do not share this material with Charlie Crist (D-FL).


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