The Penguins recently acquired left winger Rickard Rakell via the Anaheim Mighty Ducks.
In all future sports media coverage, I think WPXI's Jenna Harner should refer to him as "Rigatoni Rakell."
Rickard Rakell
sonofsaf
Well you make the gals horny from Munhall to Mars.
Rickard Rakell.
The city of Pittsburgh has too many bars
Rickard Rackell
When the yinzers hooray you spray ‘em with mace
You came all the way from Sweden to this PPG place.
Your hockey is a total fucking disgrace.
Rickard RACKELL!
Rochelle Rochelle
Bette Midler
Well you made a long journey from Milan to Minsk.
Rochelle Rochelle.
You never stopped hoping. now you're in the pink
Rochelle Rochelle
When the nay sayers nay you pick up your pace
So nothing's going to stop me so get out of my face.
I'm having adventures all over the place.
Rochelle ROCHELLE!
Mason and I went to a Penguins game a few days ago. The arena was unusually empty. Never been to a hockey game with a 4pm drop of the puck. I scored some freebies up in the rafters. We bailed after the first period, went home and devoured a Screamin' Sicilian "Mother of Meat" frozen pizza. The Pens went on to beat the Nashville Predators in OT 3-2. The pizza was phenomenal.
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