#1178. Crappy Earth Day

At last!  My long awaited follow up to last year's "Earth Day" (Birthday --- Paul McCartney).  #313.

 

This one packs a little more of a punch.

 

 

Crappy Earth Day
sonofsaf

Crappy Earth Day
Crappy Earth Day fuck you
Crappy Earth Day
Crappy Earth Day fuck you

Well, let us celebrate your Earth Day, the climate’s a cashier
We'll fuck the plants and botany your atmosphere is queer
Gun nuts are trigger happy and they never will concede
The stupid sheeple have their say and vote for some McMeat

First Lady I would fuck her Melania’s a whore
Ivanka is a-bitchin’ that she will end up poor
So welcome to the slaughter
And follow the big lie
We can’t get along no more and Donald Trump is why

Crappy Earth Day
Crappy Earth Day fuck you
Crappy Earth Day
Crappy Earth Day fuck you

Well, here’s a message I will send, on a gold toilet Donald sits
Trump is not an email fan, butt SPAM gives him the shits
The flunkies that surround The Don are always on the loose
They want a dick to suck on some fellatio abuse

A Vladmir Putin enema Ukraine’s his enemy
He’ll launch chemical weapons and blame it on Zelenskyy  
Because he is a Jew, it’s the reason people died
Now Donald Trump’s a cunt, one that’s very dry

(Come on boys and girls, sing along, OK?)

Crappy Earth Day
Crappy Earth Day fuck you
Crappy Earth Day
Crappy Earth Day fuck you
wow! (background screaming, sound effect)

So let’s hit a MAGA rally as the crowd is very white
Stormy Daniels wasn’t horny but she fucked him every night
There’s a token fuckin’ negro who’s always smoking weed
It seems the critical race you play is all the hate you need

So just for what it’s worth that Vladmir Putin takes a dump
He’s always fuckin’ lying just like Donald fuckin’ Trump
‘Cause the fake news can be scary, for Allah Akbar sake
Grab those Trump love handles and blow a Shamrock Shake

Crappy Earth Day
Crappy Earth Day fuck you
Crappy Earth Day
Crappy Earth Day fuck you
wow!

Crappy Earth Day
Crappy Earth Day fuck you
Crappy Earth Day
Crappy Earth Day fuck you

(Crappy Earth Day!)

And the stench will not relent!

 

Happy Birthday
Weird Al Yankovic


Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street

Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There's garbage in the water
There's poison in the sky
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse

It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried

(Come on boys and girls, sing along, OK?)

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow! (background screaming, sound effect)

Well there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed

I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow!

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

(Happy Birthday!)

And a pinch to grow an inch!

 

From 1985 - 2019, Weird Al Yankovic has played the Burgh an impressive 15 times.  Never seen him live.  I'll probably take a stab at some of his other tunes.  Hey, you can't go wrong with a parody of a parody.

Surprised Weird Al never made an official music video for this song as it has a universal generic appeal.  Although my version of this song is decidedly anti-Trump, I'm not going to include it in the Big Lie 100.

Please do not share material with anyone who celebrates earth day and/or birthdays.