#1193. Nutting Don't Care For You

I was down by PNC Park this afternoon.  Brewers were down 2-1.  They came back in the 9th inning and won 3-2 compliments of Andrew McCutchen.   Needless to say, the remainder of my day was entirely ruined.  And I am still extremely fucking aghast.

I wish I had a cool nickname like "Cutch."  I know this guy Itch... but that's about as close as it gitz.

Still haven't been inside the ballpark this season.  In time.  

Attendance was recorded as 8,322.  Yeah, sure. 

 

Nutting Don’t Care For You
sonofsaf

Bob has all the power he’s a basket case
I wonder if he is gay
He’s certainly very white and not okay
All those home games and away

Clean port-a-jons
I can shit in them all I want
I can piss out all of my booze

I can eat Primanti’s in a fuckin' parking lot
Bob Nutting — I said, Nutting’s got Nutting left to lose

'Cause Nutting don’t care
No, Nutting don’t care for you
Nutting, Nutting

He is a phony but Wheeling’s near
He’s like a turd shit from a bong
Nutting’s a flop when arbitration goes wrong
Win lose, maybe, why I wrote this song

Bob will cause great harm to the Pirates and MLB
He spends money like a god damn Jew

Bobby he is the owner and nothing is for free, nothing is for free
I said, "Bob, the bases you try to run yerrr out in Wheeling too
‘Cause yinz not cool

'Cause Nutting don’t care
No, Nutting don’t care for you
Nutting, Nutting

All the losses he’s been handed, like a, stupid retard
It’s why he is not okay
Why is he acting like a baby’s butt absent of lard
It’s not thrilling to unravel the big lie

'Cause Nutting don’t care
No, Nutting don’t care for you

I said, Nutting don’t care for you
Oh, no, no Nutting don’t care for you

 

Nothing Compares 2 U
Sinead O’Conner

It's been seven hours and thirteen days
Since you took your love away
I'd go out every night and sleep all day
Since you took your love away

Since you've been gone
I can do whatever I want
I can see whomever I choose

I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant
But nothing — I said, nothing can take away these blues

'Cause nothing compares
No, nothing compares to you
Nothing, nothing

It's been so lonely without you here
I'm like a bird without a song
Nothing can stop these lonely tears from falling
Tell me, baby, where did I go wrong?

I could put my arms around every girl I see
But they'd only remind me of you

I went to the doctor and guess what he told me, guess what he told me?
He said, "Boy, you better try to have fun no matter what you do,"
But he's a fool

'Cause nothing compares
No, nothing compares to you
Nothing, nothing

All the flowers that you planted, mama, in the back yard
All died when you went away
I know that living with me, baby, was some kind of hard
But I'm willing to give it another try

'Cause nothing compares
No, nothing compares to you

I said, nothing compares to you
Oh, no, no nothing compares to you

 

 

I just discovered the Chris Cornell version.  RIP.  Surprised it slipped past me all these years.

Soundgarden played the Burgh a total of 5 times. (1989 > 2013).  The only time I saw them they were "cold and warbly."  Loved the set.  But the sound was admittedly kinda garbled.   

Soundgarden:

May 12, 2013, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Wheeling Nutcracker Top 10: 

#357.  Nutting Baseball (Nothing At All --- Heart)

#359.  Nutting Else Matters (Nothing Else Matters --- Metallica)

#363.  Bob (Bob --- Primus)

#417.  Buccos What The Fuck (Hillbilly Deluxe --- Brooks And Dunn)

#598.  Lemonade (Renegade --- Styx)

Ballpark.  (Dark Star --- Grateful Dead)

#1159.  MLB (Can't You See --- Marshall Tucker Band)

#1161.  Nutting's Gonna Fuck Us Now (Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now --- Jefferson Airplane)

#1174.  Nutting Plan (Nothingman --- Pearl Jam)

#1193.  Nutting Don't Care For You (Nothing Compares To You --- Soundgarden)

Please do not share this material with Pittsburgh Pirates owner and Wheeling, WV native Bob Nutting.