Sunday, April 17, 2022

#1164. Vance Whore

Just a week away from his MAGA rally near Columbus, Trump finally endorsed a candidate for U.S. Senate in Ohio.  WOW!  Great timing.


That "award" goes to Peter Thiel stooge... J.D. Vance.  

Hint to journalists and reporters: if you wish to destroy Vance's candidacy, just ask him if Trump won the electoral college vote in 2020.  When he hedges and haws with his response, as virtually every Republican will out of cowardly deference to the Orange Prolapse, shift the conversation and ask who won the popular vote.  He'll avoid that answer as well and go into some canned, lengthy explanation about voter irregularities.

Then you say... Now here's the problem.  Every fifth grader in the entire country knows that Joe Biden won.  Why?  Because he's the 46th President of the United States.  Shouldn't someone running for a U.S. Senate seat be smarter than a 5th grader.  If you're unable to tell Ohio voters the truth about something that's so painfully obvious, doesn't that disqualify you from high office?


 

 

Vance Whore
sonofsaf

Fake news, fake tits, Stormy’s Double D’s
A hillbilly knowin’ elegy he’s blowin’
For freedom and liberty

Big lies, assholes, they hate Obamacare
Orange lives matter he’s singin’ Big Mac’s so big
McDonald’s for you and me

Job to blow J.D.’s sleazy
His McDouble’s kinda greasy
Job to blow J.D.’s sleazy
His McDouble’s kinda greasy

Vance whore, all night, for the love of vasoline
With a dildo toy gonna be hardcore
An anal fucking teen

Seven deadly sins Ivanka is a girl
Hell, her cunt is a-bleedin’ you be feedin’
A tampon where you should

Job to blow J.D.’s sleazy
His McDouble’s kinda greasy
Job to blow J.D.’s sleazy
His McDouble’s kinda greasy



Dancefloors
My Morning Jacket

Daybreak, nightfall, long as I believe
There ain't nothing glowin' like this skin you're showin'
And the keys you gave to me

Night jails, pool halls, some things are everywhere
So for the past I'm diggin' a grave so big
It will swallow up the sea

Oh, I know that it's easy
There's no trouble waitin' for me
Oh, I know that it's easy
There's no trouble waitin' for me

Dance floors, headlights, in my blood there's gasoline
For an urban boy on a dirty tour
I never felt so clean

Loaded questions in an automatic world
Well, you just won't be seein' the things you need
As if you thought you would

Oh, I know, it's never easy
When there's trouble waitin' for me
Oh, I know, it's never easy
When there's trouble waitin' for me




Such a great tune.  I've noticed they often play "Dancefloors" as a closer for their more mellow setlists.

Can't believe it has been 5 years since I last saw MMJ.  This musical "atrocity of omission" will be remedied this summer.


My Morning Jacket:

5-2-10, Lifestyles Community Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-27-10, Trib Total Media Amphitheater, Pittsburgh, PA
8-10-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-12, LC Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-21-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-4-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-3-15, State Theatre, Cleveland, OH
7-8-17, Metro Amphitheater, Charlotte, NC
7-9-17 Red Hat Amphitheater, Raleigh, NC
 
 
Fuck J.D. Vance Top 10: (give peace a chance)

 
#434.  Vance Vance Vance (Dance Dance Dance --- Ratt)
 
#435.  Team Vance (Let's Dance --- David Bowie)
 
#502.  Vote For J.D. Vance (Saint Of Circumstance --- Grateful Dead)
 
#503.  Vance (France --- Grateful Dead)
 
#514J.D. Vance For Me (Take A Chance On Me --- ABBA)
 
#1164.  Vance Whore (Dancefloors --- My Morning Jacket)
 
 
Please do not share this material with Ohio Senate candidate J.D. Vance and/or former President Donald J. Trump.
 
 
 

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