Friday, April 01, 2022

#1132. Lost Control

Regarding the Will Smith bitch slap, I'm surprised other major questions haven't surfaced.

For example, what if Will Smith was a white male who pulled that shit.  What if he had thrown a punch instead of "the slap."  What if Smith had bum-rushed the stage and tackled him?  Or spat on him?  What if Jada Pinkett Smith walked up and kicked him in the nuts?  

I demand answers.  The Academy owes me a thorough explanation.



The Rock 5:

#1126.  Rock And Will Smith Fight  (Rock And Roll All Nite --- Kiss)

#1127.  Slap You  (Rock You --- Helix)

#1128.  Will The Fresh Prince He Hath Spoken  (Will The Circle Be Unbroken --- Willie Nelson)

#1130.  Rock! Rock!  Call The Cops!  (Rock! Rock! 'Til You Drop! --- Def Leppard)

#1131.  Jada Pinkett's Gay (Rocky Mountain Way --- Joe Walsh)

#1132.  Lost Control (Rock And Roll --- Led Zeppelin)



 

Lost Control
sonofsaf

There was a big crime Will Smith lost control
There was a big crime Fresh Prince slapped his soul
Ooh bitch slappin’ attack, bitch slappin’ attack
Bitch slappin’ attack, baby, was very dumb

There was a big crime, was a big crime
It’s a baloney, phony, phony, phony, phony crime

Don’t git mad

There was a big crime Will Smith’s out for blood
Jesus Christ ain’t wantin’ no strife flood of blood
Bad in the sack, bad in the sack
Bad in the sack, baby, you will not cum, whoa-oh-oh
There was a big crime, was a big crime
It’s a baloney, phony, phony, phony, phony crime

Bald jokes are wrong Will Smith’s lookin’ for a fight
Joking clown Chris Rock’s outta site, oh yeah
Are you alarmed, are you alarmed
Are you alarmed, baby, Fresh Prince committed sin, yeah
There was a big crime, was a big crime
It’s a baloney, phony, phony, phony, phony crime

Fuck-yeah, fuck-yeah, fuck-yeah, fuck-yeah

Fuck yeah, fuck yeah
Fuck yeah, fuck yeah
There was a big crime, was a big crime
It’s a baloney, phony, phony, phony, phony crime

 

Rock And Roll
Led Zeppelin

It's been a long time since I rock and rolled
It's been a long time since I did the stroll
Ooh let me get it back, let me get it back
Let me get it back, baby, where I come from

It's been a long time, been a long time
Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time

Yes, it has

It's been a long time since the book of love
I can't count the tears of a life with no love
Carry me back, carry me back
Carry me back, baby, where I come from, whoa-oh-oh
It's been a long time, been a long time
Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time

Oh seems so long since we walked in the moonlight
Making vows that just can't work right, oh yeah
Open your arms, opens your arms
Open your arms, baby, let love come running in, yeah
It's been a long time, been a long time
Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time

Yeah-hey, yeah-hey, yeah-hey, yeah-hey

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
It's been a long time, been a long time
Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time



Favorite Zeppelin album?  Physical Graffiti.  Fond memories of listening to it in its entirety back in 1990.  Fifteen years after its official release.  At the time, I was holed up in Lot #12, a tiny parking lot booth next to the Bridge Bar & Tavern in Wheeling, WV.  While simultaneously reading the book Midnight Express and charging people a maximum of $2.25 to park their vehicles.  You'd be hard-pressed to find a better musical/literary/work-related combo.


Led Zeppelin:

3-25-95, Jimmy Page & Robert Plant, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
6-28-00, Jimmy Page w/ The Black Crowes, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA*

* - One of my Top 10 favorite concerts.


I opted to go with the Foo Fighters version in honor of the late Taylor Hawkins.  RIP (1972-2022).

Foo Fighters:

7-9-03, Chevrolet Amphitheater, Pittsburgh, PA
7-26-08, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
9-23-11, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
8-25-15, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-19-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA


Foo Fighters were supposed to open their U.S. tour with a gig at Star Lake (May 14, 2022).  Canceled! 

Local Republican legislators would be pleased.  It's definitive evidence that cancel culture supersedes life, death and rock'n'roll.

Please do not share this material with Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith, and/or Chris Rock.

 

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