#1126. Rock And Will Smith Fight

The slap heard round the world!

 Keep my wife's name outta your fucking mouth!

Personally speaking, I think the Philly Fresh Prince was "hella-outta" line.  It's one thing for a comedian to say that someone's bald.  It would have been another thing if he had accused Jada Pinkett of having sex with the Orange Prolapse a la Stormy Daniels.  Now that... would've crossed the line.

By the way, if you honestly believe the slap was "staged," you're a complete idiot.

 

Rock And Roll All Nite
Kiss

That Jada Pinkett’s very hot
But she ain’t gotta head of hair on top
That slap was mild, Martin Scorsese

He is prayin’ for an Oscar win
When a comedian, said the wrong thing
That slap was mild, Martin Scorsese

Fresh Prince is pouting, many are doubting

Why… do Chris Rock and Will Smith fight?  Alopecia’s okay.
Why… do Chris Rock and Will Smith fight?  Alopecia’s okay.
Why… do Chris Rock and Will Smith fight?  Alopecia’s okay.
Why… do Chris Rock and Will Smith fight?  Alopecia’s okay.

He was not playing bald heads are back in style
Her dress was fancy, but you’re in denial
That slap was mild, Martin Scorsese

That Jada Pinkett’s very hot
Maybe, maybe, or maybe not
‘Cause that slap was mild, Martin Scorsese

Fresh Prince is pouting, many are doubting

Why… do Chris Rock and Will Smith fight?  Alopecia’s okay.
Why… do Chris Rock and Will Smith fight?  Alopecia’s okay.
Why… do Chris Rock and Will Smith fight?  Alopecia’s okay.
Why… do Chris Rock and Will Smith fight?  Alopecia’s okay.

Fresh Prince is pouting, many are doubting

Why… do Chris Rock and Will Smith fight?  Alopecia’s okay.
Why… do Chris Rock and Will Smith fight?  Alopecia’s okay.
Why… do Chris Rock and Will Smith fight?  Alopecia’s okay.
Why… do Chris Rock and Will Smith fight?  Alopecia’s okay.
Those Oscars took a toll

 

 

Rock And Roll All Nite
Kiss

You show us everything you've got
You keep on dancing and the room gets hot
You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

You say you wanna go for a spin
The party's just begun, we'll let you in
You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

You keep on shouting, you keep on shouting

I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day

You keep on saying you'll be mine for a while
You're looking fancy, and I like your style
You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

You show us everything you've got
Baby, baby, that's quite a lot
And you drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

You keep on shouting, you keep on shouting

I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day

You keep on shouting, you keep on shouting

I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
I wanna rock and roll

 

Favorite Kiss tune?  The conversation starts and ends with Black Diamond.  A close second is Detroit Rock City.  Mason And I are zipping up to Detroit this weekend.  West Bloomfield to be precise.  My nephew's Bar Mitzvah.  Should be interesting.  Looking forward to seeing my long lost cousins.  It has been 3 decades.

Kiss:

3-27-97, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV

5-26-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-21-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

7-4-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

12-13-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

7-29-10, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

9-2-12, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-24-14, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-26-16, Covelli Centre, Youngstown, OH

3-30-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

10-13-21, The Pavilion At Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA

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