#1142. Senator Rand

Senator Rand (om faggot) Paul's wife Kelley Paul recently tweeted the following...

Chinese third graders are learning multi-variable calculus. Our third graders are being taught that “men can have babies.” This will not end well.

Kelley Paul is trying to bolster her husband's educational woke culture war nonsense. 

 

Growing up, I was generally a straight A student.  A few B's here and there.  However, there was one class I failed miserably.  Calculus at the University of Dayton.  Just couldn't mentally grasp what the fuck was going on.  Truth be told, it's the only class I'd skip.  Well come to think of it, Accounting too.

 

To this day, my mathematical prowess is relatively limited. 

I feel much better offering up a verbal counter.

So this parody is dedicated to Kelley Paul...

 

Senator Rand
sonofsaf

Well, he is gay he is very gay
From Kentucky he’s a whore
'Cause when he wants to beat his meat
Faggot hooker he will score

Simply pay the fee
Prostitution’s fine
Uh, oh, a blow job to go
If you don’t mind

Paul’s a romancer of rear end
Big dicks are twice as nice
Trump acts like a stupid clown
He’s a liar who ain’t nice

Will Paul cum on me?
Could he cum for free?
Uh oh, a blow job to go
Will Paul cum on me?

God-damnit, life ain’t fair
Let him pillow bite
His balls are sore and blue and all
Testicular brings sperm maybe

Homo Senator Rand
Wants to take a ride
Up his ass with big black bone
He’ll even fuck you on the phone

Wavin’ old glory for all to see
Rest assured it’s just a show
Butthole corning’s so much fun
The sin of lust you know

Asshole that you ate
Sodomy’s your fate
Uh, oh, a blow job to go
Cum dumpster load yo

His rectum is really fine
And you’ll find out very soon
All he wants to do is win
Butt he acts like a buffoon

Swamp ass is so moist
Anal is his choice
Uh oh a blow job to go
Cum dumpster load yo

Homo Senator Rand
Wants it biggie-sized
McDonald’s there is no doubt
Just make sure it’s all deep fried

Homo Senator Rand
Wants to take a ride
Up his ass with big black bone
He’ll even fuck you on the phone

Uh oh a blow job to go
Cum dumpster load yo

Homo Senator Rand
Wants it biggie-sized
McDonald’s there is no doubt
Just make sure it’s all deep fried

Homo Senator Rand
Wants to take a ride
Up his ass with big black bone
He’ll even fuck you on the phone

 

Uncle John's Band
Grateful Dead

Well, the first days are the hardest days
Don't you worry anymore
'Cause when life looks like Easy Street
There is danger at your door

Think this through with me
Let me know your mind
Whoa, oh, what I want to know
Is are you kind?

It's a buck dancer's choice my friend
Better take my advice
You know all the rules by now
And the fire from the ice

Will you come with me?
Won't you come with me?
Whoa, oh, what I want to know
Will you come with me?

Goddamn, well, I declare
Have you seen the like
Their walls are built of cannon balls
Their motto is don't tread on me

Come hear Uncle John's Band
Playing to the tide
Come with me or go alone
He's come to take his children home

It's the same story the crow told me
It's the only one he know
Like the morning sun you come
And like the wind you go

Ain't no time to hate
Barely time to wait
Whoa, oh, what I want to know
Where does the time go?

I live in a silver mine
And I call it "Beggar's Tomb"
I got me a violin
And I beg you call the tune

Anybody's choice
I can hear your voice
Whoa-ho what I want to know
How does the song go?

Come hear Uncle John's Band
By the riverside
Got some things to talk about
Here beside the rising tide

Come hear Uncle John's Band
Playing to the tide
Come on along or go alone
He's come to take his children home

Whoa-ho what I want to know
How does the song go?

Come hear Uncle John's Band
By the riverside
Got some things to talk about
Here beside the rising tide

Come hear Uncle John's Band
Playing to the tide
Come on along or go alone
He's come to take his children home

A tough question for any Dead fan:  Playin' > Uncle John's Band OR Estimated > Eyes.  If given the option, I'd most likely take the latter.

Grateful Dead:

04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN

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#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

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#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

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#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 

 

#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses) 

#597.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast) 

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon) 

#627.  Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)

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#632.  Fucked Up Lie (Custard Pie --- Led Zeppelin)

#633.  Tommy (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

#636.  Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)

#639.  Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#640.  Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)

#643.  Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)

#651.  It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)

#653.  Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)

#656.  Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)

#657.  Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#658.  Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)

#659.  Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)

#660.  Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

#661.  Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)

#663.  Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)

#667.  Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)

#670.  Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#671.  Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)

#673.  Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)

#674.  We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)

#675.  Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )

#676.  Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)

#677.  Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)

#678.  Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)

#679.  Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)

#680.  Trump's A Liar (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#681.  Liar  (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)

#682.  Lee (Tea --- King Diamond)

#683.  Fuck You Michael Cloud (Get Off Of My Cloud --- Rolling Stones)

#684.  Disunion Forever (The Union Forever --- Sergeant Richard Pickman)

#688.  Fuck You Lou (Love Me Do --- The Beatles)

#690.  Say No Thanks, 'Cause Trump Is A Crook And... (Ball Park Franks slogan)  

#691.  Barletta Theme Song (Baretta Theme Song --- Sammy Davis Jr.)

#693.  Justice For Gay Pricks (Justice for J-6 --- Matt Braynard)

#694.  Marco... Homo (Marco... Polo --- unknown)

#699.  Kent Is A Woman (Scent Of A Woman --- Seinfeld)

#700.  GOP (Can't You See --- Marshall Tucker Band) 

#701.  So Contradictory, Matt DePerno (Nestle --- It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno)

#702.  Ellis Lie (Jealous Guy --- John Lennon)

#708.  Orange Prolapsin' (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#709.  Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)

#713.  Bad Thune Lying (Bad Moon Rising --- John Fogerty)

#719.  Donald Trumper Lies (Bette Davis Eyes --- Kim Carnes) 

#722.  Jody Hice (Paradise --- Coldplay)

#723.  Liar (Liar --- Sex Pistols)

#725.  Strategic Warning (Woke Up This Morning --- Alabama 3)

#726.  Lake's A Caucasian (Shake Your Foundations --- AC/DC)

#727.  Texas (Lexus --- Toyota Marketing Department)

#729.  V.P. Pee Song (1970's Steelers Polka Fight Song --- Jimmy Psihoulis)

#740.  Maximum Misery, Matt DePerno (It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno --- Nestle)

#742.  Subpoena No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)

#743.  Congressman Cole (Head Like A Hole --- Nine Inch Nails

#745.  Scavino Never Cums (Tomorrow Never Comes --- Teddy Geiger)

#746.  Chucky (Lucky --- Radiohead)

#747.  Dan Scavino (Sweet Potato --- Cracker)

#750.  Queen Graham (Queen Jane --- Grateful Dead)

#754.  Fraud (Maude --- Alan and Marilyn Bergman)

#755.  Trump Oddity (Space Oddity --- David Bowie) 

#757.  Trump And Mark Meadows (Me And My Shadow --- Whispering Jack Smith)

#758.  I Allege Grievance (The Pledge of Allegiance --- Rev. Francis Bellamy)

#760.  Peter Theil (Spinning Wheel --- Blood Sweat And Tears)

#761.  Brnovich (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead) 

#773.  Larry Was A Damn Conniver (Jerry Was A Race Car Driver --- Primus)

#776.  Bannon (Dannon --- Danone North America Marketing Department)

 

#778.  Jim Banks (Give Thanks --- Dan Moen)

 

#779.  Fiore (Old Glory --- Guttermouth)

#785.  Jack (Black --- Pearl Jam)

#788.  Duncan's A Right Wing Cunt (Time To Make The Donuts --- Dunkin' Donuts)

#789.  Parnell, Parnell (Rochelle, Rochelle --- Bette Midler)

#790.  Fat Huckabee (Bad Company --- Bad Company)

#791.  The Big Lie Con (Da Do Ron Ron --- The Crystals)

#796.  Sean Parnell (Might As Well --- The Grateful Dead)

#797.  Liberty (Misery --- The Beatles)

#798.  Here Cums The Cunt (Here Comes The Sun --- The Beatles)

#800.  The Friendliness Of The Central Perk Gunther (The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner --- Iron Maiden)

#801.  Youngkin's A Clown (You Spin Me Round --- Dead Or Alive)

#803.  Tomahawk (Body Talk --- Ratt)

 

#804.  Bolsonaro (Hot Potato --- The Wiggles)

 

#807.  Political Space (Critical Race --- The Republican Party)

 

#809.  Jen Psaki (Stagger Lee --- Grateful Dead)

  

#811.  Republican (Alone Again --- Dokken)

#812.  Genghis Kahn (QAnon --- Q)

#813.  Tax The Rich (Eat The Rich --- Krokus)

#816.  Mike Carey (Proud Mary --- Tina Turner)

#823.  Astro (world)? Not!  (Astronaut --- Yuri Gagarin)

#824.  Rupert The Asshole Murdoch (Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer --- Johnny Marks)

#825.  A Coup's Not A Drill (A View To A Kill --- Duran Duran)

#830.  Brainiac (Maniac/Gainiac --- Michael Sembello/Proctor & Gamble)

#833.  Gus Is Scum (Us And Them --- Pink Floyd)

#834.  Fleischmann (Fleischmann's --- Associated British Foods)

#837.  He's Pretty White (McCarthy) (Fight For Your Right (To Party) --- Beastie Boys)

#838.  I Guess That's Why They Call It A Coup (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)

#839.  Donald's Coup (Song Sung Blue --- Neil Diamond)

#840.  Coup D'Etat Plan (Blue Collar Man --- Styx)

#842.  Trump's Coup Autocrat (What's New Pussycat? --- Tom Jones)

#843.  Income Tax Cheat (Sesame Street theme song --- The Kids)

#844.  A Coup Solution (The New Solution --- Beck)

#845.  Alex Mooney (Do The Fonzie --- Suzie Quatro and the band)

#846.  Mick Mouse (Brick House --- The Commodores)

#847.  Matthew Rosendale (Peter Cottontail --- Gene Autry) 

#849.  Kevin Rathbun (In The Long Run --- The Eagles)

#850.  Donald Trump Is Sh*t (Believe It Or Not --- Greatest American Hero Theme Song)

#853.  Kevin Rathbun (Fortunate Son --- Pearl Jam)

#854.  Detmer Blows (Don't Let Go --- Weezer)

#855.  Bricker Sucks (Lick It Up --- Kiss)

#859.  Sean Parnell (Jingle Bells --- Korn) 

#860.  The Oath Keepers (Jeepers Creepers --- Frank Sinatra)

#861.  Dan Cox (Squeeze Box --- The Who)

#862.  Alex Jones (Skin And Bones --- Foo Fighters)

#863.  Roger Stone (Turn To Stone --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#864.  Fuck You (Praise You --- Fatboy Slim)

#865.  Donald Trump's Not White (Take Me Home Tonight --- Eddie Money)

#867.  Parnell's Gone (Tuesday's Gone --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#871.  Donald's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)

#872.  Guillen's Not The Same (Killing In The Name --- Rage Against The Machine)

#876.  Donald Has Sinned (Dust In The Wind --- Kansas)

#880.  Donald Sucks Cocks (Love On The Rocks --- Neil Diamond)

#881.  Twitter Tweet (Gerry Raffety --- Baker Street) 

#882.  Happy Thanksgiving (Among The Living --- Anthrax)

#883.  Donald Trump's A Cock (Love Is Like A Rock --- Donnie Iris)

#884.  Kern! Kern! Kern! (Turn! Turn! Turn! --- The Byrds)

#885.  Kern's A Faggot Asshole (Turn Up The Radio --- Autograph)

#888.  Fat Orange Clown (My Hometown --- Bruce Springsteen)

#890.  Trump Stinks (Love Stinks --- J. Geils Band)

#891.  Learning To Lie (Learning to Fly --- Tom Petty)

#893.  David Perdue (Mr. Magoo --- Vincent Artaud)

#894.  Cox  (Clocks --- Coldplay)

#896.  Fuck Beth Van Duyne (Telephone Line --- E.L.O.)

#898.  Name Is Beth Van Duyne (Lay It On The Line --- Triumph)

#899.  Beth (Beth --- Kiss)

#901.  Jack Off And Vote For Mehmet (We're Off To See The Wizard --- Harold Arlen)

#902.  Devin Bitches (Seven Wishes --- Night Ranger)

#903.  Byron Donalds (Iron Maiden --- Iron Maiden)

#904.  Oz instrumental (Jaws instrumental --- John Williams)

#905.  Daniel Cox (Heart-Shaped Box --- Nirvana)

#906.  The Big Lie (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#907.  Devin's A Liar (Heaven's On Fire --- Kiss)

#908.  Mark Meadows (No One Knows --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#910.  Collusion (Confusion --- E.L.O.)

#911.  Dan Cox Zero (Juke Box Hero --- Foreigner)

#912.  Anthony Kern Is Slime (If I Could Turn Back Time --- Cher)

#914.  Senator Manchin (Blowin' In The Wind --- Bob Dylan)

#915.  She Is A Cunt Beth Van Duyne (I Heard It Through The Grapevine)

#917.  Have Yourself a Very Scary 1-6 (Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas --- John Legend)

#918.  The Events Of 1-6 (No Presents For Christmas --- King Diamond)

#919.  The Sorrow Of Meadows (Tomorrow Never Knows --- Grateful Dead)

#920.  BYE-DEN (SAY10 --- Marilyn Manson)

#921.  Fuck Rick Perry (Voices Carry --- Til Tuesday)

#925.  Devin Nunes Army (Seven Nation Army --- Jack White)

#926.  Of Course (White Horse --- Laid Back)

#929.  Trump Ain't Great (Carole King --- It's Too Late)

#931.  Donald's Cock (Like A Rock --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#932.  All I Want Is Justice For Trump (All I Want For Christmas Is You --- Mariah Carey)

#934.  Devin's Not Well (Heaven And Hell --- Ronnie James Dio)

#936.  Jim Crow (Hello --- Lionel Richie)

#937.  Mark Meadows (Heaven Knows --- Robert Plant)

#938.  Tim O'Hare (Save A Prayer --- Duran Duran)

#939.  Boebert For Me (Moron TV --- Primus)

#940.  He Will Fuck You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#941.  Bill Lee (Stone Free --- Jimi Hendrix)

#942.  Lee (Free --- Phish)

#943.  Boozman (Batman --- Voivod)

#944.  There's No Doubt He Is John James (Take Me Out To The Ball Game --- Jack Norworth & Albert Von Tilzer)

#945.  Do Juneau Mike? (I Ride My Bike --- Cracker)

#946.  Trump Likes Makin' Blood (Feel Like Makin' Love --- Bad Company)

#947.  Rosendale (Monorail --- The Simpsons)

#948.  John Gibbs (War Pigs --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#949.  Blood Insurrection (Love And Affection --- Def Leppard)

#950.  Kyle Rittenhouse (Burning Down The House --- Talking Heads)

#951.  Mayes (Maze --- Phish)

#953.  Mayes (Graze --- Live)

#954.  Trump's A Fucking Liar (Comin' Under Fire --- Def Leppard)

#955.  Lie When It's Legal (Fly Like An Eagle --- Steve Miller)

#956.  Mary Miller (Psyhco Killer --- Talking Heads)

#957.  Middleton (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#958.  Miller's A Liar (Killer Of Giants --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#960.  Henry D. McMaster (Beautiful Disaster --- 311)

#962.  Journey Together (Happy Together --- Weezer)

#963.  Schmidt Is White (Hit The Lights --- Metallica)

#966.  Violent Fight (Holy Night --- The Tabernacle Choir at Temple Square)

#967.  Donald Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#968.  We Don't Need No Tim O'Hare (I Don't Need No Rocking Chair --- George Jones) 

#970.  Fuck Donald Trump (You Think You're Tough --- Ratt)

#972.  Schmidt's An Asshat (Hit The Road Jack --- Ray Charles)

#973.  Insurrection (White, Discussion --- Live)

#974.  Senator Rounds (I'll Stick Around --- Foo Fighters)

#976.  Matt DePerno (The Muppet Show Theme Song --- Sam Pottle)

#977.  Wisconsin Johnson (Wisconsin Death Trip --- Static X)

#978.  Finchem (Red Rum --- The Shining)

#979.  Going To Mar-A-Lago (Going To California --- Led Zeppelin)

#980.  McCormick's Thing (Lunatic Fringe --- Tom Cochrane w/ Red Rider)

#981.  Jordan I Can't Stand (Burden In My Hand --- Soundgarden)

#982.  Gosar Is Gay (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#983.  Mike Rounds Senator (The Hounds Of Winter --- Sting)

#985.  Mike Crapo (I Don't Know --- Ozzy)

#986.  Mike Crapo (Even Flow --- Pearl Jam)

#987.  Flying High Again (Lying I Defend --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#988.  Jody Hice (Sacrifice --- Elton John)

#989.  Ronny Jackson (Satisfaction --- Rolling Stones)

#990.  Q Syndrome Stewart Rhodes (Take Me Home Country Roads --- John Denver)

#991.  Mr. Hoadley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#992.  Fuck Michael Cloud (Shout It Out Loud --- Kiss)

#993.  Diaz-Balart (Kickstart My Heart --- Motley Crue)

#995.  Ducey Fucking Broke Her Hymen (Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds --- The Beatles)

#999.  Let's Go Brandon (I'm Still Standing --- Elton John)

#1001.  Dave Perdue (Peek-A-Boo --- DEVO)

#1002.  Senator Thune (Romeo's Tune --- Steve Forbert)

#1003.  Cornyn's Gay (One Fine Day --- The Chiffons)

#1004.  Sam DeMarco (The Black Widow --- Alice Cooper)

#1005.  Davidson (War Begun --- My Morning Jacket)

#1006.  He's Warren Davidson (It's Only Just Begun --- The Carpenters)

#1008.  Jones (Bones --- Radiohead)

#1010.  The Orange Prolapse Clown, Donald Trump (It's All Over Now, Baby Blue --- Grateful Dead)

#1011.  Donald's A Clown (To Lay Me Down --- Grateful Dead)

#1012.  Donald's A Liar (I Know You Rider --- Grateful Dead)

#1013.  Geoff Diehl (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#1014.  Tennessee Lee (Tennessee Jed --- Grateful Dead)

#1015.  Warren Davidson (When The Sun Goes Down --- Kenny Chesney & Uncle Kracker)

#1016.  Donald Is Gay (Help On The Way --- Grateful Dead)

#1017.  Somebody Save Me (Governor Bill Lee --- Cinderella)

#1018.  Budd Is A Liar (Mud On The Tires --- Brad Paisley)

#1019.  A Coup D'etat (Breaking The Law --- Judas Priest)

#1021.  Bill Lee (Shake Me --- Cinderella)

#1022.  Trump Is Not White (Big City Nights --- Scorpions)

#1023.  Long The Big Lie (Long Slow Goodbye --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1031.  Russell Fry (Private Eyes --- Hall & Oats)

#1033.  We're Sending Mike Pence Straight To Hell (We're Sending Our Love Down The Well --- The Simpsons)

#1034.  Lisa McClain (Mistress Of Pain --- Death Angel)

#1035.  Senator Thune (Picasso Moon --- Grateful Dead)

#1036.  Madison Cawthorn (Darlington County --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1037.  Bannon's A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)

#1039.  Stop The Steal (Seal The Deal --- Volbeat)

#1040.  A Fat Orange Clown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty)

#1041.  Tenney's Full Of Bullshit (Any Way You Want It --- Journey)

#1042.  Donald Trump's A Cunt ('Til The Morning Comes --- Grateful Dead)

#1043.  Donald Trump's A Liar (Set The World Afire --- Megadeth)

#1045.  Donald Trump Is To Blame (Where The Streets Have No Name --- U2)

#1046.  Palin (Lemon --- U2)

#1047.  Palin (Woman --- John Lennon)

#1048.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1049.  Finchem (Wisdom --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1053.  Beat Peters (Sweet Cheater --- Ratt)

#1054.  Jody Hice (Sacrifice --- Weezer)

#1055.  Georgia's Jody (David Bowie --- Phish)

#1056.  Donald (Fluffhead --- Phish)

#1057.  Granger's Bone (Danger Zone --- The Ramones)

#1058.  Babin's A Dildo (Cabin Down Below --- Tom Petty)

#1059.  Donald's Mother (Wolfman's Brother --- Phish)

#1060.  Lack Of Administration (Lack Of Communication --- Ratt)

#1061.  CPAC (Get Back --- Paul McCartney)

#1062.  Long Is A Cunt (Long May You Run --- Neil Young)

#1063.  Donald Trump Can Go To Hell (Like To Get To Know You Well --- Howard Jones)

#1064.  Scott Is A Jerk (Shot In The Dark --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1066.  Dr. Crowley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1067.  CPAC! (Attack! --- Agnostic Front)

#1069.  Steve Toth (The Sloth --- Phish)

#1070.  Rick Scott (Red Hot -- Motley Crue)

#1071.  Donald Has A Wife (Attics Of My Life --- Grateful Dead)

#1072.  Babin (Blackened --- Metallica)

#1074.  Paul's A Fucking Rand (Playing In The Band --- Grateful Dead)

#1075.  Troy Nehls (Hells Bells --- AC/DC)

#1076.  The Treason (The Reason --- Son Volt)

#1077. Bob Good's Romancing (You Should Be Dancing --- Bee Gees)

#1078.  Dead From Covid (Dead & Bloated --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#1079.  'Lection Was A Big Lie (Nothin' But A Good Time --- Poison)

#1080.  Fox (Clocks --- Coldplay)

#1081.  Fox News (Fix You --- Coldplay)

#1082.  Enemies (Memories --- Weezer)

#1083.  Donald Has Lost (Deny The Cross --- Overkill)

#1084.  Die Donald Trump's Absurd (Fly Famous Mockingbird --- Phish)

#1086.  Ashley Moody (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)

#1087.  Black Stupid N-Word (Black Muddy River --- Grateful Dead)

#1088.  Donald Trump's Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1090.  Jimmy Loves Porn (Jimmy Crack Corn --- Virginia Minstrels)

#1091.  Blow Jimmy (Row Jimmy --- Grateful Dead)

#1092.  Fry's An Illegal (Fly Like An Eagle --- Steve Miller)

#1093.  Fry (Fly --- Sugar Ray)

#1094.  Ashley Moody (Tutti Frutti --- Little Richard)

#1095.  Shut The Fuck Up (Movin' On Up ---  Ja'Net Dubois)

#1096.  Donald The Cunt  (Sanford & Son --- Quincy Jones)

#1097.  Small Vos Man (Big Boss Man --- Grateful Dead)

#1098.  Donald Trumper (Turbo Lover --- Judas Priest)

#1099.  Ashley Moody (Heavy Duty --- Spinal Tap)

#1100.  Trump was 45 (Stars On 45 --- Stars On 45)

#1101.  Donald Stormy (Rock Hard Ride Free --- Judas Priest)

#1102.  The Kush (The Kiss --- The Cure)

#1103.  Huizenga!  (Bazinga! --- Big Bang Theory)

#1104.  Witt Fuck (Shit Luck --- Modest Mouse)

#1106.  Witt Clown (Shit Towne --- Live)

#1107.  Patrick J. Witt (Into The Pit --- Testament)

#1108.  Hines's Wife (Signs of Life --- Pink Floyd)

#1109.  Watters Loves To Lie (Water In The Sky --- Phish)

#1110.  MAGA Is Red (I Love The Dead --- Alice Cooper)

#1112.  Joyce Is Scary (Voices Is Carry --- 'Til Tuesday)

#1113.  Josh Mandel (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#1114.  Bo Hines (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

#1115.  Fuck Jesse Watters (Smoke On The Water --- Deep Purple)

#1116.  Nose Grows (Dope Nose --- Weezer)

#1117.  Luther Is Strange (People Are Strange --- The Doors)

#1118.  John Gordon (Five To One --- The Doors)

#1119.  Fortenberry Loves The Big Lie (Ordinary Average Guy --- Joe Walsh)

#1120.  Hice Team (Nice Dream --- Radiohead)

#1121.  Cunt Loves Forty Five, Dollar Signs/Ginni (867-5309/Jenny --- Tommy Tutone)

#1125.  Good Golly Josh Hawley (Good Golly Miss Molly --- Little Richard)

#1129.  Donald Trump (Booneville Stomp --- Primus)

#1136.  Donald (Epic --- Faith No More)

#1137.  Penis (Venus --- Bananarama)

#1138. Donald Trump Is Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)

#1139.  I'll Hate (I'll Wait --- Van Halen)

#1140.  Sarah Palin (Am I Evil? --- Metallica

#1141.  Jew (You --- Radiohead)

#1142. Senator Rand (Uncle John's Band --- Grateful Dead)

 

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