#1134. DeShaun Watson

Houston Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson recently signed with the Cleveland Browns.  He's currently facing 22 active civil lawsuits alleging sexual assault during massage appointments.  So naturally, the Browns, in all of their infinite wisdom and staunch turdness, got rid of Baker Mayfield and gave Anus "My Dear" Watson a fully guaranteed 5 year, 230 million dollar contract.  Ka-Ching!

Throw another lawsuit on the fire!

We just drove back from Detroit a couple hours ago and did the "I-80 Cleveland" side step.  Huzzah!

 

Deshaun Watson
sonofsaf

He will drool
A sex predator
Massaging low places
That are fun
He's black not a Jew
Now Cleveland’s better
Deshaun Watson.

Deshaun Watson.
Deshaun Watson.
QB arrangements
Are done
Despite all the whining
He will cum
Deshaun Watson.

Well it sucked
The Houston Texans letting go of you
Front office did a deep dive
All of your bullshit
Was no longer fine
Deshaun Watson.

Deshaun Watson.
Deshaun Watson.
QB arrangements
Are done
Despite all the whining
He will cum
Deshaun Watson.

Dildos are not toys
Don’t have a cow
Jesus saves
But good Christians blow
They're all clowns
Who shot their creamy loads
Adam and Eve was the crime

Deshaun Watson.
Deshaun Watson.
QB arrangements
Are done
Despite all the whining
He will cum
Deshaun Watson.

 

Long May You Run
Neil Young

We've been through
some things together
With trunks of memories
still to come
We found things to do
in stormy weather
Long may you run.

Long may you run.
Long may you run.
Although these changes
have come
With your chrome heart shining
in the sun
Long may you run.

Well, it was
back in Blind River in 1962
When I last saw you alive
But we missed that shift
on the long decline
Long may you run.

Long may you run.
Long may you run.
Although these changes
have come
With your chrome heart shining
in the sun
Long may you run.

Maybe The Beach Boys
have got you now
With those waves
singing "Caroline No"
Rollin' down
that empty ocean road
Gettin' to the surf on time.

Long may you run.
Long may you run.
Although these changes
have come
With your chrome heart shining
in the sun
Long may you run.

Favorite Neil Young album?  Live Rust is a diamond in the rust.

Neil Young:

8-21-97 Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA *

9-21-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)

6-16-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA *

11-9-12, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA *

9-16-17, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)

* - w/ Crazy Horse

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