It's definitely a "Holy Hot Shit Thursday" in the Burgh. Duquesne Light says ALL power will be restored by 9pm tomorrow night. Our power was out earlier in the week. Fortunately it only lasted about 36 hours.
In other Breaking News, many highly respected legal analysts believe that Trump Dumps are a violation of City of Pittsburgh obscenity laws. To them I say...
Behold the excrement.
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| The Trump Train rolls into Philly this Saturday night! |
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| Trump Dump Cumin'. Slow Train Comin' --- Bob Dylan |
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| Trumpin' & dumpin'... and rhymin' & stealin.' |
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| If anyone needs to blow their nose, I have a suggestion. |
In other news, I'm admittedly not a disciple of Christ. But I do have this unusual childhood memory of Contemporary Christian Recording Artist Cristy Lane. She had this extended infomercial for her greatest hits album. Fuckin' gave me nightmares.
Her demeanor was both haunting and cringeworthy. Could make for some decent horror movie material. You know, background music while someone gets axed.
Trump Dumps Ain’t A Crime
sonofsaf
Trump Dumps ain’t a crime Orange Prolapse
The Donald is scum, a piece of shit and
President Biden’s his enemy
Election’s a scam
McDonald’s is gay, Big Mac and fries
The news is fake, for goodness sake
Trump Dumps ain’t a crime
Trump Dumps ain’t a crime Orange Prolapse
Ivanka Kushner’s a Jew
Jared’s mini-length
That boychick is gay twat he will not screw
You should pray to Orange Prolapse
Because sorrow of libtards is fine
Porno stars okay, and we shall pray
Trump Dumps ain’t a crime
We should dismember his tiny mushroom friend
Orange Prolapse and his bulge ain’t a BeBest show
That fat ass clown ain’t (a) ten
Beatin’ his meat it’s so fuckin’ outta line
News is still fake, for goodness sake
Trump Dumps ain’t a crime
Trump Dumps ain’t a crime Orange Prolapse
Ivanka Kushner’s a Jew
Jared’s mini-length
That boychick is gay twat he will not screw
You should pray to Orange Prolapse
Because sorrow of libtards is fine
Porno is okay, so we shall pray
Trump Dumps ain’t a crime
One Day At A Time
Cristy Lane
One day at a time sweet Jesus
I'm only human, I'm just a woman
Help me believe in what I could be
And all that I am
Show me the stairway, I have to climb
Lord for my sake, teach me to take
One day at a time
One day at a time sweet Jesus
That's all I'm askin' from You
Just give me the strength
To do everyday what I have to do
Yesterday's gone sweet Jesus
And tomorrow may never be mine
Lord help me today, show me the way
One day at a time
Do you remember when You walked among men?
Well Jesus You know if You're lookin' below
That it's worse now than then
Cheatin' and stealin' there's violence and crime
So for my sake, teach me to take
One day at a time
One day at a time sweet Jesus
That's all I'm askin' from You
Just give me the strength
To do everyday what I have to do
Yesterday's gone sweet Jesus
And tomorrow may never be mine
Lord help me today, show me the way
One day at a time
The closest contact I've had with the late Cristy Lane was at Jamboree in the Hills (circa 1980 in St. Clairsvile, Ohio). At the time, I was ten years old and living in neighboring Wheeling, WV.