A couple weeks ago, Troy Downing won the Republican primary for U.S. Congress in Montana's 2nd District.
It's a reasonable assumption that he'll be victorious in the general election. With the exception of Senator Jon Tester, Montana trends bloody tampon red.
Therefore, an endorsement from the Orange Prolapse can be very helpful.
“Troy will fight to Lower Inflation, Secure our Border, Champion American Energy Independence, and Defend our always under siege Second Amendment. Troy Downing has my Complete and Total Endorsement!”
Regrettably, nobody informed Trumpy about the recent U.S. Supreme Court ruling on bump stocks. You know, because 47 bullets per minute is insufficient. Citizens of the United States require and deserve 500 bullets per minute!
So let's give Troy Bryan Downing (syndrome) a special "before and after" Dump.
Less Filling! |
Tastes Great! |
Downing
sonofsaf
Jared’s gay
Kushner Jew
That MAGA’s gonna fight
Here to stay
And cast a pall
Orange Prolapse is not white
Donald Trump has a gunt
Shithead and a cunt
Hey that fuckin’ liar
Troy Bryan Downing
His job to blow
That mushroom bone
Lazy arse will defile
Troy Bryan Downing…
Donald Trump has a gunt
Shithead and a cunt
Hey that fuckin’ liar
Troy Bryan Downing
His job to blow
That mushroom bone
Lazy arse will defile
Troy Bryan Downing…
Jared’s gay
So they say
And MAGA’s gonna fight
Drowning
Radio Company
Hold the day
Make it through
And fall into the light
All the way
A carnival
Of causes and delight
Because we can't become
Victim of a sum
Cradle our desire
To keep from drowning
For all we know
And all we've shown
Crazy our survival
To keep from drowning...
Because we can't become
Victim of a sum
Cradle our desire
To keep from drowning
For all we know
And all we've shown
Crazy our survival
To keep from drowning...
Hold the day
Oh, we pray
To make it though the night
I had absolutely no idea what "Radio Company" is. Much to my uninspired chagrin, I watched the video. WOW! Still clips from the studio recording session... with a lyrical scrawl to boot. Impressive.