#2613. Gabe

Earlier in the week, the Orange Prolapse endorsed Gabe Evans in Colorado's 8th District.

And he won his Republican primary convincingly.  Huzzah!

Strength and honor!

Has a Theatre of Pain feel.  Trust me, give it a second look. 

Weak.  No one gives a shit.

 

The Trump/Biden debate is tonight.  Straight outta Hotlanta.  9pm.   

 

 

Gabe
sonofsaf

Gabe’s deceiving, he probably is gay
His crime’s a coup of fear
And Stormy’s blowing, ‘cause Donald Trump’s unwise
Bud Light, his rear, that queer
His wife’s a homely daughter Jew
Daughter-wife’s the cunt for me and you
Insert in me, your insurrection plans
Ivanka’s kissing too

You’re not a Jew Gabe
J. Kushner’s never cheery and he’s so fucked up
Stormy’s tits he’d suck
You’re not a Jew Gabe
Shitting in Lake Tahoe and spreading your seed
Oh he wants to suck you
Gabe will fuck you

You’re not a Jew Gabe
J. Kushner’s never cheery and he’s so fucked up
Stormy’s tits he’d suck
You’re not a Jew Gabe
Shitting in Lake Tahoe and spreading your seed
Oh he wants to suck you
Gabe will fuck you

Gabe’s deceiving, he’s gay and wears Depends
Dumb clown all the while
Let’s stop the stealing big lie you will BeBest
The Donald it’s his style
His wife’s a homely daughter Jew
Daughter-wife’s the cunt for me and you
Insert in me, your insurrection plans
Ivanka’s kissing too
Gabe will fuck you
Gabe will fuck you
Oh, Gabe

 

Babe
Styx

Babe, I'm leaving, I must be on my way
The time is drawing near
My train is going, I see it in your eyes
The love, the need, your tears
But I'll be lonely without you
And I'll need your love to see me through
Please believe me, my heart is in your hands
And I'll be missing you

You know it's you Babe
Whenever I get weary and I've had enough
Feel like giving up
You know it's you Babe
Giving me the courage and the strength I need
Please believe that it's true
Babe, I love you

You know it's you Babe
Whenever I get weary and I've had enough
Feel like giving up
You know it's you Babe
Giving me the courage and the strength I need
Please believe that it's true
Babe, I love you

Babe, I'm leaving, I'll say it once again
Somehow try to smile
I know the feeling we're trying to forget
If only for a while
Cause I'll be lonely without you
And I'll need your love to see me through
Please believe me, my heart is in your hands
Cause I'll be missing you
Babe, I love you
Babe, I love you
Oh, Babe

Styx returns to the Burgh on July 31.  Along with Foreigner.  Star Lake!  Count me in.  

Well... about 72%.  But that's pretty good odds for Star Lake.

From 1973 to the present, Styx have rocked the Burgh an amazing 36 times.

Styx:

2-19-04, Capitol Music Hall, Wheeling, WV (ManBoy Lovechild was trying to impress these hillbilly whores with his backstage pass.  So I asked him if he could "get Styx to sign my dick."  The girls laughed.  He later accused me of an attempted cock-block.  True story). 

8-22-08, Consol Energy Park, Washington, PA

7-5-09, Wheeling Island Stadium, Wheeling, WV

5-8-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

10-2-16, Heinz Field, Steelers vs. Chiefs, Pittsburgh, PA (national anthem)

7-14-18, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#1744)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

#2591.  Fuck Harrison Butker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#2592.  U.S. Jews (U.S. Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2593.  Jeff Van Drew (Black And Blue --- Van Halen)

#2594.  Alex Jones (Game Of Thrones --- HBO)

#2595.  Ed Martin (The Curtain --- Phish)

#2596.  Trumpin' (Women --- Def Leppard)

#2597.  Mike Roman (Bad Omen --- Megadeth) 

#2598.  Trump Is A Clown (Farewell For Now --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2599.  Sam Brown (This Town --- Neil Young)

#2600.  Sam Brown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#2601.  Sam Brown (Ghost Town --- The Vaccines)

#2602.  Sam Brown's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)

#2603.  Lies Of Nancy Mace (Eyes Without A Face --- Billy Idol)

#2604.  Trump Romancer (Tiny Dancer --- Elton John)

#2605.  Downing (Drowning --- Radio Company)

#2606.  Orange Prolapsin' Fart (Listen To Your Heart --- Roxette)

#2607.  Donald's Dildo Toys (Come On Feel The Noize --- Quiet Riot)

#2608.  Trump Dumps Ain't A Crime (One Day At A Time --- Cristy Lane)

#2609.  All You Need Is Trump (All You Need Is Love ---The Beatles)

#2610.  O'Brien (O'Brien --- Seinfeld episode)

#2611.  Tenney Is A Whore (Penny On The Floor --- The Clarks)

#2612.  Trump Is Great (Born Too Late --- The Clarks)

#2613.  Gabe (Babe --- Styx)

 

 

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