#2595. Ed Martin

The RNC just hired Ed Martin!  He's a prominent "old school stop the steal advocate."  His mission?  Help design GOP policy heading into the 2024 election.

Lemme give you a hint.  The framework of Republican servitude revolves around worshiping at the bulge of an Orange Prolapse.  Nothing more, nothing less.

 

Ed Martin
sonofsaf

And his daughter wife’s cunt is gay and shit
Tahoe was so damn wrong
Stormy D. wore a thong

And his daughter wife’s cunt is gay and shit
Tahoe was so damn wrong
Stormy D. wore a thong

“Stormy will not Be Best”
“Stormy will not Be Best”

Trump Vodka cottonmouth
The Horseface she gave mouth down south
“Stormy will not Be Best”
Trump Vodka, Trump Vodka, Trump Vodka… cottonmouth!
The Horseface she gave mouth down south!

 

The Curtain
Phish

As he saw his life run away from him
Thousands ran along
Chanting words from a song

As he saw his life run away from him
Thousands ran along
Chanting words from a song

"Please me have no regrets"
"Please me have no regrets"

Came from the baby's mouth
We follow the lines going south
"Please me have no regrets"
Came from the, came from the, came from the... baby's mouth!
We follow the line going south!

 

From 1992 to the present, Phish has jammed the Burgh a grand total of 16 times.

Phish:

12-8-94, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
6-20-95, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH
11-24-95, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-96, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
10-18-96, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-13-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
12-5-97, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-31-98, Polaris Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
11-13-98, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-29-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-18-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-23-12, Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-19-17, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
6-19-19, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
12-4-19, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
8-2-22, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
7-21-23, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA

Trey Anastasio:

2-25-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
9-29-21, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#1726)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

#2591.  Fuck Harrison Butker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#2592.  U.S. Jews (U.S. Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2593.  Jeff Van Drew (Black And Blue --- Van Halen)

#2594.  Alex Jones (Game Of Thrones --- HBO)

#2595.  Ed Martin (The Curtain --- Phish)

 

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