Much has been spoken of the "Trump Effect." In a nutshell, it's the keen ability of Donald Trump to make high profile politicians, news commentators, B-celebrities, UFC fighters, etc... worship at the ring of his Orange Prolapse.
Senator J.D. Vance (R-OH) was one of the first to thoroughly debase and humiliate himself. It's one of the key requirements if you wish to be considered for the Veepstakes. That, and you have to tell everyone that 2020 was rigged. Even though Trump lost the popular vote by 6 million+ votes and was soundly defeated in an electoral landslide (306-232). WITCH HUNT!
These admittedly weak Trump Dumps are dedicated to J.D. Vance.
Vance
sonofsaf
Trump is an orange clown
Syndrome of the down
Evangelicals will pray
The Bible Belt plan
A coup d’etat for the pissed
Hanging Mike Pence anyway
The shame of Lake Tahoe because Trump is a whore
And a cunt and piece of shit
Butt he is a cunt above the law
And a total whiny bitch
Donald Trump has a job to blow
Donald’s tiny mushroom shitshow
Stormy squirts when you’re ready pussy lips spread
Forty-five’s never been well hung
Because J.D. Vance did the hillbilly dance
And Stormy D. wore a thong
Donald Trump has a job to blow
Donald’s tiny mushroom shitshow
Donald Trump has a job to blow
Donald’s tiny mushroom shitshow
Donald Trump has a job to blow
Donald’s tiny mushroom shitshow
Donald Trump has a job to blow
Donald’s tiny mushroom shitshow
Donald Trump has a job to blow
Donald’s tiny mushroom shitshow
Chance
Big Country
All the rain came down
On a cold new town
As he carried you away
From your father's hand
That always seemed like a fist
Reaching out to make you pay
He came like a hero from the factory floor
With the sun and moon as gifts
But the only son you ever saw
Were the two he left you with
Oh Lord where did the feeling go
Oh Lord I never felt so low
Now the skirts hang so heavy around your head
That you never knew you were young
Because you played chance with a lifetime's romance
And the price was far too long
Oh Lord where did the feeling go
Oh Lord I never felt so low
Oh Lord where did the feeling go
Oh Lord I never felt so low
Oh Lord where did the feeling go
Oh Lord I never felt so low
Oh Lord where did the feeling go
Oh Lord I never felt so low
Oh Lord where did the feeling go
Oh Lord I never felt so low
Big Country has played the Burgh just once. At Altar Bar in the Strip during the summer of 2013. I missed 'em.
Time to start a new Big Lie thread. Too many links in the previous tranche of parodies.