#2579. John McGuire

A vote for MAGA Trumper John McGuire... is a vote for the evolution of shit in the state of Virginia.

For example, witness the progression of this classic Three Rivers Arts Fest Dump here in neighboring Pennsylvania.  Er uh, West Virginia.  Whatever.  (Rachel Carson Bridge).

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 Trump's authentic brand of patriotism can often overwhelm the soul.

 

 

John McGuire
sonofsaf

Hey, MAGA girl, are you Kristi Noem?
Donald Trump is gay has a tiny ‘lil bone
A fat fucked up liar

Oh, oh, oh
John McGuire

Ivanka, maybe, is a god damn Jew
And sticks a dildo in her butthole too
Oh no, her asshole’s on fire

Oh, oh, oh
John McGuire

The crime’s incest with his daughter wife, baby, Trump’s a numbskull
And coat hanger back-alley abortions we’ll build more wall
Far right, is fucked up because they won’t BeBest
And the Trump train’s cumming through a Tahoe hotel bed
Stormy was a fool but ain’t no liar

Oh, oh, oh
John McGuire
Oh, oh, oh
John McGuire
Oh, oh, oh
John McGuire

Ooh-ooh, ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

 

I'm On Fire
Bruce Springsteen

Hey, little girl, is your daddy home?
Did he go away and leave you all alone?
I got a bad desire

Oh, oh, oh
I'm on fire

Tell me now, baby, is he good to you?
And can he do to you the things that I do?
Oh no, I can take you higher

Oh, oh, oh
I'm on fire

Sometimes it's like someone took a knife, baby, edgy and dull
And cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my skull
At night, I wake up with the sheets soakin' wet
And a freight train runnin' through the middle of my head
Only you can cool my desire

Oh, oh, oh
I'm on fire
Oh, oh, oh
I'm on fire
Oh, oh, oh
I'm on fire

Ooh-ooh, ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

 

My second parody of I'm On Fire.  A few years ago, I penned #436.  I'm Retired.

Since 1973, Bruce Springsteen has played the Burgh a grand total of 37 times. 

Bruce Springsteen:

10-27-12, Soldiers and Sailors Memorial Hall and Museum,  Pittsburgh, PA

10-27-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

4-22-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

1-16-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

9-11-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

 

Springsteen returns to the Burgh for 2 nights this summer at PPG Paints Arena.  

August 15th and the 18th.  

So why do I git the feeling I'm gonna have a Silvio Dante encounter at the confluence?

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1710)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

 

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