Donald Trump got booed at the Libertarian National Convention in D.C. yesterday.
From a public relations perspective, he also fared poorly dahntahn. See for yourself.
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The Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' series really came alive this weekend.
Robert Jr.
sonofsaf
Oh
Oh
Donald’s a clown
Total shitshow
And a retard, baby
That Stormy used to blow
She said, “Why the hell am I fuckin’ a clown?”
Stop stealing the election
Mushroom small dick
McDonald’s fuckin’ din, girl
Tiny little prick
Gay! LGBTQ don’t have a cow!
He said, “Big Mac cookin’, makes him fat
Ivanka’s cunt’s a heart attack”
You Trumpers should blow Robert F. Jr.
Orange Prolapse opens up wide
Heard he is a dumbshit
His filthy mouth
Complains about the fake news loud
Eats a McDonald’s quarter pound
Stupid mother fucker is in town
He said, “Big Mac cookin’, scams and cons
Orange ain’t white, ‘cause you know it’s on
You Trumpers should blow Robert F. Jr.
Shitshow a big fat lair who’s casting blame
Hangin’ Mike Pence is a bad refrain
The news is fake shit Stormy didn’t blow
Robert Jr.
Fuckin’ so fucked up a fuckin’ stupid clown
Robert Jr.
Has a mushroom dick that’s a syndrome of the down
Blow job blow
He said, “Big Mac cookin’, makes him fat
Ivanka’s cunt’s a heart attack”
You Trumpers should blow Robert F. Jr.
Shitshow a big fat lair who’s casting blame
Hangin’ Mike Pence is a bad refrain
The news is fake shit Stormy didn’t blow
Robert Jr.
Kushner’s cuming in rear end
Robert Jr.
He’s fuckin’ so fucked up an Or-ange Prolapse clown
Robert Jr.
Robert Jr.
Way Cool Jr.
Ratt
Oh
Oh
New kid in town
Got fancy clothes
Old T-Bird car, baby
And you can tell your nose
He said, "Where is all the action in this town?"
Stop working on the women
It's on real slick
Heard enough about sin, girl
Gonna make it stick
Hey! What makes him so special anyhow?
She said, "So good lookin', that's a fact
Steel guitars run across his back"
The girls all know he's Way Cool Jr.
Check him out on his good side
Heard he came from Memphis
Somewhere down south
Started hangin' with the blues crowd
That's how he got that crazy sound
What is all this talkin' goin' round?
She said, "So good lookin', turns me on"
Out all night, keeps me up 'til dawn"
The girls all know he's Way Cool Jr.
You know you can't have fire without the flame
Can't keep the fortune without the pain
That's how he makes it when he's on his own
Way Cool Jr.
You don't live it up or never live it down
Way Cool Jr.
He's the hottest thing to ever hit this town
Go man go
She said, "So good lookin' and that's a fact
Steel guitar scratched off the back"
Everybody knows it's Way Cool Jr.
You know you can't have fire without the flame
Can't keep the fortune without the pain
That's how he makes it when he's on his own
Way Cool Jr.
Always comin' 'round the bend
Way Cool Jr.
He's gonna live it up or never live it down
Way Cool Jr.
Way Cool Jr.
My second parody of Way Cool Jr. A couple years ago I penned #967. Donald Jr.
From 1984 to 2009, Ratt infected the Burgh a grand total of 14 times.
Ratt:
7-15-85, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV
2-7-89, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH
1-21-01, The Crossroads, Wheeling, WV (out the crick)
Bobby Blotzer's Ratt Experience:
6-16-16, Jergel's, Warrendale, PA
Stephen Pearcy:
3-23-17, The Kent Stage, Kent, OH