#2583. McGuire

Breaking News:  

The verdict is in.  Orange Prolapse convicted on ALL 34 counts.  Huzzah!

Last year, Trump praised his very own mental acuity skills.

Joe Biden, or better yet, Kamala Harris should do the following bit.  If either is asked about their cognitive abilities, they should reply verbatim...

Thanks to the former President, I volunteered to take a similar test.

Verdict Felon Tiny Mushroom Penis

Needless to say they'd both ace this particular test.  Even better, get Robert DeNiro.  Or Michael Cohen.

Anyhoo, this parody's about John McGuire who's running to the MAGA-right of extremist Congressman Bob Good (R-VA).

 

McGuire
sonofsaf

Trump is a liar
And a fuckin’ stupid retard
Coup d’état planner

McGuire
McGuire
McGuire
Eat McDonald’s McGuire

The fury and fire
Trans-gay he loves a Bud Light
Bag of dicks is fine

McGuire
McGuire
McGuire
Eat McDonald’s McGuire

Asshole’s cumming anal display
He’ll Mar-a-Lago on ya

I’m gonna inquire
If Trump’s a piece of shit

McGuire, McGuire
McGuire
Eat McDonald’s McGuire
McGuire (Trump is a liar)
McGuire
McGuire (Trump is a liar)
McGuire
McGuire (Trump is a liar)
McGuire
McGuire
McGuire
McGuire
McGuire
McGuire
McGuire!

 

Hang Wire
Pixies

They're going higher
Wind is whistling on the barbs
Your head's a hammer

Hang wire
Hang wire
Hang wire
Meet you at the hang wire

That man is a liar
The day is like a warm night
Salt rusts the cold line

Hang wire
Hang wire
Hang wire
Meet you at the hang wire

Every morning and every day
I'll bossanova with ya

If there were a fire
Can we scratch beneath this

Hang wire, hang wire
Hang wire
Meet you at the hang wire
Hang wire (They're going higher)
Hang wire
Hang wire (They're going higher)
Hang wire
Hang wire (They're going higher)
Hang wire
Hang wire
Hang wire
Hang wire
Hang wire
Hang wire
Hang wire!

From 1988 to the present, The Pixies have played the Burgh a grand total of 7 times.  Never seen 'em.

The Big Lie 100: (#1714)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

 

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