#2581. McGuire

The Virginia Republican primary is rapidly approaching.  June 17th is the big day.

Good, Trump, McGuire.

The Orange Prolapse is throwing his bulging colonic weight behind John McGuire.  Apparently, far-right extremist Congressman Bob Good isn't "MAGA" enough.

Before.

And after... the patriotic dusting. 

Three Rivers Arts Festival in the Burgh this weekend.  Red, white, and blue would appear to be a credible theme.  Also, Kenny Chesney at Acrid Turd Stadium on Saturday.  Yee-haw.

 

 

McGuire
sonofsaf

Trump is gay, he’s orange not white
The big lie the MAGA right
Trump is queer, has bad hair
A coup d’etat crime he’ll dare

MAGA fight, enemy
Stormy Daniels’ boobs are triple D

He’s small-handed John Joseph McGuire
Handed, John Joseph McGuire

Kushner Jew, Ivanka why
So I’m told another big lie
Criminal white collar feels outta line
Cum on, pink slime don’t ask why

He’s small-handed, John Joseph McGuire
He’s small-handed, John Joseph McGuire

Stormy has the biggest chest
Cunt is the enemy.  And ho.
Small-handed, John Joseph McGuire

Dick ain’t long mushroom freak
Asshole burning and it doth reek
Fuck NBC, fake news is cruel
Trump University’s a toilet school

He’s small-handed, John Joseph McGuire
He’s small-handed, John Joseph McGuire
He’s small-handed, John Joseph McGuire
Handed, John Joseph McQuire
Fuck you

 

Crossfire
Stevie Ray Vaughan

Day by day, night after night
Blinded by the neon light
Hurry here, hustlin' there
No one's got the time to spare

Money's tight, nothin' free
Won't somebody come and rescue me?

I am stranded, caught in the crossfire
Stranded, caught in the crossfire

Tooth for tooth, eye for an eye
Sell your soul just to buy, buy, buy
Beggin' for a dollar, stealin' a dime
Come on, can't you see that I—

I am stranded, caught in the crossfire
I am stranded, caught in the crossfire

I need some kind of kindness
Some kind of sympathy. Oh, no
We're stranded, caught in the crossfire

Save the strong lose the weak
Never turning the other cheek
Trust nobody, don't be no fool
Whatever happened to the golden rule?

We got stranded, caught in the crossfire
We got stranded, caught in the crossfire
We got stranded, caught in the crossfire
Stranded, caught in the crossfire
Help me

 

From 1979 to 1990, Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble rocked the Burgh an impressive 16 times.

The Big Lie 100: (#1712)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

 

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