One of the biggest political mysteries of the 21st century is the evangelicals and their continued worship and steadfast devotion to Donald Trump.
Although, I gotta be honest, if you already have a predilection for sending faith healers and televangelists your hard-earned cash... you're not exactly the sharpest cue ball. The Orange Prolapse is merely the political equivalent.
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| A Rachel Carson Bridge blow-out ahead of tonight's Pirates game. |
Tonight, the Buccos welcome the San Francisco Giants for a mid-week stretch. I'll probably venture down and mill around. String Cheese Incident is playing Stage AE.
Donald Trump Ain’t Devout
sonofsaf
Well, he rants and he raves
And he doesn’t pray what a heartless slob
Abraham Accords are for
Israel were an inside job
President Forty-five sells the Trumpy bear
And Stormy D.’s cunt had an affair
Hey, Donald Trump ain’t devout
Hey, his daughter-wife’s a piece of shit no doubt
Orange Prolapse is hangin’ out
A coup d’etat’s a brazen crime
Donald’s treason fuckin’ outta line
Trump’s a golden digger
But the evangelicals will not spout
Donald Trump ain’t devout
All of MAGA’s inbred fuck you
On a bed and then you’re screwed
They lie and they cuss and do not trust
Kushner is a Jew
You’re fired and he’s dumb,
BeBest’s pretty sad
More trials more days, the courtroom’s bad
Hey, Donald Trump ain’t devout
Hey, his daughter-wife’s a piece of shit no doubt
Orange Prolapse is hangin’ out
A coup d’etat’s a brazen crime
Donald’s treason fuckin’ outta line
Trump’s a golden digger
But the evangelicals will not spout
Donald Trump ain’t devout
Hey, Donald Trump ain’t devout
Hey, his daughter-wife’s a piece of shit no doubt
Orange Prolapse is hangin’ out
A coup d’etat’s a brazen crime
Donald’s treason fuckin’ outta line
Trump’s a golden digger
But the evangelicals will not spout
Donald Trump ain’t devout
Hey, Donald Trump ain’t devout. (Hey!)
Hey, Donald Trump ain’t devout.
Hey, Donald Trump ain’t devout.
Hey, Donald Trump ain’t devout.
Whoa, his wife’s a piece of shit no doubt
Hey, Donald Trump ain’t devout. (Hey!)
Hey, Donald Trump ain’t devout....
That’s What It’s All About
Brooks & Dunn
Hey, Well you work and you slave
And you spend all day in your thankless job
Then you jump in your Ford
Door to door with a homebound mob
Then you pull in the drive and you hit the chair
And the one you love is waitin' there
Hey, that's what it's all about
Hey, this is the life I couldn't live without
No, I couldn't live without
It's a moment frozen there in time
When the reasons all begin to rhyme
Where loves a little bigger and you finally start figurin' out
That's what it's all about
When they won't go to bed
And do what you said or they eat their food
They cry, and they fuss and you can't cuss
'Cause they'll say it to
Your tired, numb, stressed and your mad
She smiles and says "I love you dad"
Hey, that's what it's all about
Hey, this is the life I couldn't live without
No, I couldn't live without
It's a moment frozen there in time
When the reasons all begin to rhyme
Where loves a little bigger and you finally start figurin' out
That's what it's all about
Hey, that's what it's all about
Hey, this is the life I couldn't live without
No, I couldn't live without
It's a moment frozen there in time
When the reasons all begin to rhyme
Where loves a little bigger and you finally start figurin' out
That's what it's all about
Hey, that's what it's all about
The life I couldn't live without
Hey, that's what it's all about
Hey, that's what it's all about
Hey, that's what it's all about
That's What Its All About = one of my favorite modern country songs of the last couple decades. Great official video too. Very heartfelt. And it's from Pixburgh! Well... Burgettstown.
From 1991 to the present, Brooks & Dunn have played The Burgh an impressive 15 times. Truth be told, pop country music generally dulls the senses and lends itself to abject stupidity. However, Brooks & Dunn are the exception. Not the rule. Great songwriters.
Brooks & Dunn:
9-3-05, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-9-07, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for Bon Jovi)
5-12-23, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA