Tuesday, May 28, 2024

#2576. Daines The Cunt

Eric Trump posted a pic of Daddy Bone Spurs and the immediate family.

The family that gave up everything to save America!  

Uh, yeah... right.  For the love of D-g, on Memorial Day no less.

In other news... introducing the excremental limo-equivalent of Donald Trump and Senator Steve Daines (R-MT).


The stools are intertwined.

Trump wants Daines to replace Elderly Crow Mitch McConnell.

 


Daines The Cunt
sonofsaf

Daines the cunt but Ivanka’s a Jew
Daines the cunt and Jared’s a Jew too
Well, Stormy Daniels was a whore
Evil twat who is fucking you
Biden’s the enemy
Biden I wish Joe would die
Biden’s the enemy
Biden I wish Joe would die
Steve Daines will choose the GOP
The thrill of the big lie

Well, Donald’s the enemy
Stormy’s a triple D
Well, Donald’s the enemy
Stormy’s a triple D
I hate Montana’s Steve Daines
Because forty-five is the enemy

His mushroom cock is the story, baby
And he doesn’t drink Bud Light
Yes, his mushroom cock is the story
And he doesn’t drink Bud Light
Trump is shittin’ and a-stalling
Orange Prolapse dy-no-mite!



Chains Of Love
BB King

Chains of love have tied my heart to you
Chains of love have made me feel so blue
Well, now I'm just a prisoner
Tell me what are you gonna do?
Are you gonna leave me?
Are you gonna make me cry?
Are you gonna love me?
Are you gonna make me cry?
These chains of blues gonna haunt me
Until the day I die

Well, if you're gonna leave me
Please won't you set me free?
Well, if you're gonna leave me
Please won't you set me free?
I can't stay here with these chains
Unless you gonna stay right here with me

It's three o'clock in the morning, baby
And the moon is shining bright
Yes, it's three o'clock in the morning
And the moon is shining bright
I'm just sittin' here wonderin'
Where can you be tonight?




This parody is admittedly weak.  Just not a lot to work with.

From 1972 to 2012, B.B. King played the Burgh an amazing 34 times.  Never saw him.  King passed away in 2015 at the age of 89.


The Big Lie 100: (#1707)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

 

Please do not share this material with Senator Steve Daines (R-MT) and/or former President Donald J. Trump. 

 

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