Thursday, May 23, 2024

#2572. Fong's A Clown

Meet Vince Fong!  

He's the Congressional replacement for ex-House Speaker Kevin McCarthy.

Fong got an endorsement from the Orange Prolapse.  But I suspect he will try to present himself as a less extreme, more centrist GOP member.  You know, uh... normal.



 

Fong’s A Clown
sonofsaf

Trump’s a retard
Donald’s so fuckin’ gay
He’s predisposed for anal play
His prolapse hangs out
It’s orange and here to stay

Trump’s a clown bringin’ despair
All the fake news, he don’t care
Insurrection, what a mother fuckin’ shame

Fong’s a clown
Tiny little mushroom pubic bone
Fong’s a clown
Lake Tahoe will not make Stormy moan
Fong’s a clown
Tiny little mushroom pubic bone

The Donald is a clown
The Donald is very gay
He’s predisposed for anal play
A fast food restaurant
That drive-thru is the way

Are we gonna stop the steal
Is weight gain from fake boobs real
Orange Prolapse is the enemy

Fong’s a clown
Tiny little mushroom pubic bone
Fong’s a clown
Lake Tahoe will not make Stormy moan
Fong’s a clown
Tiny little mushroom pubic bone
The Donald is a clown
The Donald is very gay
Lake Tahoe for you and me
Stormy Daniels on her knees
And the Trump flags unfurled Proud Boys here to stay

Fong’s a clown
Tiny little mushroom pubic bone
Fong’s a clown
Lake Tahoe will not make Stormy moan
Fong’s a clown
Tiny little mushroom pubic bone
Tiny bone
Mushroom bone

 

Long Way Down
Goo Goo Dolls

Oh, here you are
There's nothing left to say
You're not supposed to be that way
Did they push you out?
Did they throw you away?

Touch me now and I don't care
When you take me, I'm not there
Almost human, but I'll never be the same

Long way down
I don't think I'll make it on my own
Long way down
I don't want to live in here alone
Long way down
I don't think I'll make it on my own

I never put you down
I never pushed you away
You're not supposed to be that way
And anything you want
There's nothing I could say

Is there anything to feel?
Is it pain that makes you real?
Cut me off before it kills me

Long way down
I don't think I'll make it on my own
Long way down
I don't want to live in here alone
Long way down
I don't think I'll make it on my own
I never put you down
I never pushed you away
Take another piece of me
Give my mind a new disease
And the black and white world never fades to grey

Long way down
I don't think I'll make it on my own
Long way down
I don't want to live in here alone
Long way down
I don't think I'll make it on my own
On my own
On my own



Easily my favorite song of the Goo.

A couple years ago I penned #1267.  Long's A Clown (regarding Missouri Congressman Billy Long)

From 1988 to the present, The Goo Goo Dolls have slid into the Burgh an amazing 25 times.  Now that is...

 

Never seen 'em.  Scalped a few of their Star Lake shows back in the day.  Truth be told, just not a fan of Goo X 2.  But this song's a diamond in the rough.  "rough" = decade upon decade of Goo.


The Big Lie 100: (#1703)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)


Please do not share this information with Vince Fong and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

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