Red Lobster and Donald Trump have something in common.
They've both declared bankruptcy. In the case of the Orange Prolapse, multiple times.
The seafood chain blamed its financial mess on their "all you can eat shrimp" promotion.
Hey Donald, Melania called. Stormy's titties are not funny.
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Red Lobster
sonofsaf
Ski-doo-be-dop
Eww
Ski-doo-be-dop
Eww
(Ski-doo-be-dop) Donald Trump’s retarded (Eww)
(Ski-doo-be-dop) Filet ‘O Fish doesn’t keep (Eww)
(Ski-doo-be-dop) Jared Kushner’s full of shit (Eww)
(Ski-doo-be-dop) Bankrupt Red Lobster (Eww)
Aaaah
Red Lobster
Aaaah
Red Lobster
Eww
Eww
Donald’s gonna teach (Eww)
How to move your fucking bowels (Eww)
He has a tiny mushroom cock (Eww)
His tiny little cock (Eww)
Is something to mock (Eww)
Fuckin’ Red Lobster (Eww)
Aaaah
Red Lobster
Aaaah
Red Lobster
Red Lo-o-obster
Red Lo-o-obster
Basket full of lotion (Ooh ah)
Trump’s Diet Coke (Hoo ah)
Mar-a-Lago (Ooh ah)
Mar-a-Lago (Hoo ah)
Kosher Kushner ham (Ooh ah)
It is the biggest scam! (Hoo ah)
Red, Red
Red Lobster! (Aaaaaaaaah)
Clown, clown! (Aaaaaaah)
Lobster
Red
Lobster
Red
Suck cock!
Toys and the dildos
Orange Prolapse whores
Everybody's trippin’
Everybody's fishin’
Forty-five’s a liar
And a cunt
Fuck her in the pussy
Fuck her in the cunt
Seafood for retards
Seafood uses lard
Lemon and some butter
President is gay (ooh wok ooh wok)
No matter what you say (ah ah ah)
The Cheddar Bay Biscuits (huah)
And the shrimp’n grits (rea-owr)
Puttin’ on the Ritz (geh geh geh geh geh geh geh geh geh geh)
Anal corn’s a cobbin’ (Laaaaa)
They do not serve lasagna (eh rek eh rek ah hoo)
In a toilet stall (eeeeh)
All you can eat will not fail! (Aaaaah!)
(Lobster Red Lobster-ster) Red Lobster
(Lobster) Red Lobster (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
(Lobster Red Lobster-stir) Red Lobster
(Lobster) Red Lobster (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Rock Lobster
B-52’s
Ski-doo-be-dop
Eww
Ski-doo-be-dop
Eww
(Ski-doo-be-dop) We were at a party (Eww)
(Ski-doo-be-dop) His ear lobe fell in the deep (Eww)
(Ski-doo-be-dop) Someone reached in and grabbed it (Eww)
(Ski-doo-be-dop) Was a rock lobster (Eww)
Aaaah
Rock lobster
Aaaah
Rock lobster
Eww
Eww
We were at the beach (Eww)
Everybody had matching towels (Eww)
Somebody went under a dock (Eww)
And there they saw a rock (Eww)
It wasn't a rock (Eww)
Was a rock lobster (Eww)
Aaaah
Rock lobster
Aaaah
Rock lobster
Rock lo-o-obster
Rock lo-o-obster
Motion in the ocean (Ooh ah)
His air hose broke (Hoo ah)
Lots of trouble (Ooh ah)
Lots of bubble (Hoo ah)
He was in a jam (Ooh ah)
He's in a giant clam! (Hoo ah)
Rock, rock
Rock lobster! (Aaaaaaaaah)
Down, down! (Aaaaaaah)
Lobster
Rock
Lobster
Rock
Let's rock!
Boys and bikinis
Girls and surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's frugin'
Twistin' round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun
Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter
Here comes a stingray (ooh wok ooh wok)
There goes a manta ray (ah ah ah)
In walked a jellyfish (huah)
There goes a dogfish (rea-owr)
Chased by a catfish (geh geh geh geh geh geh geh geh geh geh)
In flew a sea robin (Laaaaa)
Watch out for that piranha (eh rek eh rek ah hoo)
There goes a narwhal (eeeeh)
Here comes a bikini whale! (Aaaaah!)
(Lobster rock lobster-ster) Rock lobster
(Lobster) Rock lobster (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
(Lobster rock lobster-ster) Rock lobster
(Lobster) Rock lobster (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Favorite B-52's song? Gotta go with Roam or Dance This Mess Around.
From 1990 to 2006, The B-52's have roamed into the Burgh a grand total of 5 times. Never seen 'em.