Minnesota Republicans selected their candidate for U.S. Senate in 2024. Former NBA star Royce White!
The Orange Prolapse is 6' 3".
Royce White is 6' 8".
The Orange Prolapse is Orange.
Royce White is black.
That stark realization alone... I just don't think Trump would wanna share the stage with this dude. Why? Because it would make Trump (and his tiny mushroom dick) look small. So if Trump visits Minnesota during the 2024 election cycle, my hunch is that Royce will suddenly have to deal with family obligations or perhaps an emergency appendectomy.
Regardless, let's give Royce a few honorary Trump Dumps. He deserves it for throwing his hat in the ring. I suppose.
 |
| Ouch! West General Robinson Ave. near Rally House. |
 |
| An extremely high profile "mini-multi Dump" dahntahn. |
The meaning of the name Royce is “son of the king,”
reflecting its royal roots. The name Royce suggests nobility and power.
Damn! I honestly had no idea.
Royce White
sonofsaf
MAGA is great
You will conform
Trump spreads big lies
Trump has no balls*
Black man is pissed
Farting aloud
Toilet his shit
Flushing the sound
Royce White isn’t white
Royce White
Royce White
Royce White is far right
Royce White
Orgasm soon
Anal is deep
Squirting at-will
No more defeat
Then he’ll pretend
To give a shit
He’s wearing Depends
They’re defiled with piss
Trump isn’t kind
Trump is a troll
Fucked his daughter-wife
Or so I am told
Vodka impure
Tiny his bone
Mushroom unfair
Fake news is shown
Royce White isn’t white
Royce White
Royce White
Royce White is far right
Royce White
Royce White isn’t white
Royce White
Royce White
Royce White is far right
Royce White
He fucks you
And sucks you
A Q-Anon fight
He’ll chew you
And screw you
Now go fly a kite
Royce White
Trump’s orange and not white
Mar-a-Lago is whack
They don’t serve Bud Light
Trump Train stormed off the track
He’s doing us harm
So go to Trump Tower
Meat you will burn
Well-done with steak power
Royce White isn’t white
Royce White
Royce White
Royce White is far right
Royce White...
* - Great line... "Kennedy! I'm on a learner's permit after dark!"
Love Bites
Judas Priest
When you feel safe
When you feel warm
That's when I rise
That's when I crawl
Gliding on mist
Hardly a sound
Bringing the kiss
Evils abound
In the dead of night
Love bites
Love bites
In the dead of night
Love bites
Into your room
Where in deep sleep
There you lie still
To you I creep
Then I descend
Close to your lips
Across you I bend
You smile as I sip
Now you are mine
In my control
One taste of your life
And I own your soul
Softly you stir
Gently you moan
Lust's in the air
Wake as I groan
In the dead of night
Love bites
Love bites
In the dead of night
Love bites
In the dead of night
Love bites
Love bites
In the dead of night
Love bites
Love bites you
Invites you
To feast in the night
Excites you
Delights you
It drains you to white
Love bites
You knew at first sight
You'd enjoy my attack
That with my first bite
There'd be no turning back
So come in my arms
I strike any hour
I will return
To trap and devour
In the dead of night
Love bites
Love bites
In the dead of night
Love bites...
My third parody of Love Bites:
#1725. Fred Fleitz
#2099. Chris Kice
#2568. Royce White
From 1980 to the present, Judas Priest has sodomized the Burgh a grand total of 14 times.
Judas Priest:
8-28-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-16-08, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-17-21, Covelli Centre, Youngstown, OH
5-27-24, Covelli Center, Youngstown, OH