Wednesday, June 19, 2024

#2606. Orange Prolapsin' Fart

A few days ago, the Orange Prolapse held a rally at an inner-city black church in Detroit.

Other than the black folks on the pulpit, the crowd was roughly 95% white.

So in the spirit of freedom and Juneteenth, let's give Trump some Dumps.  Old school, bitches.

Reminiscent of the Bob Marley reggae tune.  Now we're Dumpin' in the name of the Lord!

The Buccos play the Reds this afternoon.  Afternoon Delight!


Has a South Florida kinda vibe.  Mar-a-Lago baby!

A spectacular, patriotic Dump spotted on Liberty Ave.  Viva Liberty!  Long live Trump!

There are no words!

This particular T-Dump formation on the Roberto Clemente Bridge asks more questions than it answers.


For some reason, this Trump Dump reminds of Kim Jong Un's haircut.




REO Speedwagon said it best... You gots to keep on Dumpin'.  Fun fact: REO = Ransom Eli Olds.



 

 

Orange Prolapsin’ Fart
sonofsaf

Donald Trump’s a king and fake news is his style
Causin’ commotion Forty-five ginger disguise, meh.
Daughter-wife cunt was a cunt from the start
Big Mac’s the yeast infection a la carte

Orange Prolapsin’ fart
Jared Kushner’s a Jew
Orange Prolapsin’ fart
Ivanka Trump is one too.
Stormy Daniels is blowing
I wish Trump would die,
Butt Donald is a fart
Fat whore who spreads the big lie.

Donald’s a blunder MAGA right will defile
Those black swan events salad tossed on the side
The hell to pay as all the Proud Boys they cream
Stop stealing all the shit ‘cause it steams

Orange Prolapsin’ fart
Jared Kushner’s a Jew
Orange Prolapsin’ fart
Ivanka Trump is one too.
Stormy Daniels is blowing
I wish Trump would die,
Lake Tahoe wasn’t smart
Trumpers are spreading big lies.

No more pro-choices
Abortion inferred
White House is fenced in
Butt the Donald’s a turd
A coup is tragic
Seven deadly sins
Trump’s the defiler lust will win

Orange Prolapsin’ fart
Fake news shittin’
Jared Kushner’s a Jew
Orange Prolapsin’ fart
Fake news shittin’
Ivanka Trump is one too.
Stormy Daniels was blowing
I wish Trump would die,
Lake Tahoe wasn’t smart
Softcore

Orange Prolapsin’ fart
Fake news shittin’
Jared Kushner’s a Jew
Orange Prolapsin’ fart
Fake news shittin’
Ivanka Trump is one too.
Stormy Daniels was blowing
I still wonder why,
Butt Donald is a fart
A whore who spreads the big lie

Orange Prolapsin’ fart
[Repeat until the end]

Fake news shittin’ a la carte
Fake news
Fake news shittin’ a la carte

 

Listen To Your Heart
Roxette

I know there's something in the wake of your smile.
I get a notion from the look in your eyes, yea.
You've built a love but that love falls apart.
Your little piece of heaven turns too dark.

Listen to your heart
When he's calling for you.
Listen to your heart
There's nothing else you can do.
I don't know where you're going
And I don't know why,
But listen to your heart
Before you tell him goodbye.

Sometimes you wonder if this fight is worthwhile.
The precious moments are all lost in the tide, yea.
They're swept away and nothing is what it seems,
The feeling of belonging to your dreams.

Listen to your heart
When he's calling for you.
Listen to your heart
There's nothing else you can do.
I don't know where you're going
And I don't know why,
But listen to your heart
Before you tell him goodbye.

And there are voices
That want to be heard.
So much to mention
But you can't find the words.
The scent of magic,
The beauty that's been
When love was wilder than the wind.

Listen to your heart
Take a listen
When he's calling for you
Listen to your heart
Take a listen
There's nothing else you can do.
I don't know where you're going
And I don't know why,
But listen to your heart
Before

Listen to your heart
Take a listen
When he's calling for you
Listen to your heart
Take a listen
There's nothing else you can do.
I don't know where you're going
And I don't know why,
But listen to your heart
Before you tell him goodbye.

Listen to your heart
[Repeat until the end]

Take a listen to your heart
Take a
Take a listen to your heart






Certainly an ambitious parody.   This one took awhile.

Roxette came to the Burgh just once.  Back in 1992, she played the Sewall Center at Robert Morris University in Moon Township.  I wasn't in attendance.  But I'm sure a good time was had by all.


The Big Lie 100: (#1737)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

#2591.  Fuck Harrison Butker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#2592.  U.S. Jews (U.S. Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2593.  Jeff Van Drew (Black And Blue --- Van Halen)

#2594.  Alex Jones (Game Of Thrones --- HBO)

#2595.  Ed Martin (The Curtain --- Phish)

#2596.  Trumpin' (Women --- Def Leppard)

#2597.  Mike Roman (Bad Omen --- Megadeth) 

#2598.  Trump Is A Clown (Farewell For Now --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2599.  Sam Brown (This Town --- Neil Young)

#2600.  Sam Brown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#2601.  Sam Brown (Ghost Town --- The Vaccines)

#2602.  Sam Brown's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)

#2603.  Lies Of Nancy Mace (Eyes Without A Face --- Billy Idol)

#2604.  Trump Romancer (Tiny Dancer --- Elton John)

#2605.  Downing (Drowning --- Radio Company)

#2606.  Orange Prolapsin' Fart (Listen To Your Heart --- Roxette)


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