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Jared's a Jew. And Ivanka's one too.
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Jared’s A Jew
sonofsaf
Donald, McDonald’s pink slime fat ass from the start
And a coup d’etat plan from a cunt
This shitshow will not go away.
Hey, he’s fuckin’ sleazy with poor muscle tone
He’s a New Yorker that Stormy would blow
Horseface has a voice, let us pray
That Jared’s a Jew
Ivanka M. Trump is one too
And their children are fucking too
Mar-a-Lago needs revenue
Jared’s a Jew
Ivanka M. Trump is one too
And their children are fucking too
Mar-a-Lago needs revenue
Girl, ‘cause his daughter-wife’s truly fucked up
The big lies and the crusting of cunt
Donald’s stop the stealing refrain
Ooh, babe, Stormy D. was a Lake Tahoe whore
Irregardless of who’s keeping score
Donald’s tiny mushroom display
That Jared’s a Jew
Ivanka M. Trump is one too
And their children are fucking too
Mar-a-Lago needs revenue
Jared’s a Jew
Ivanka M. Trump is one too
And their children are fucking too
Mar-a-Lago needs revenue
Jared’s a Jew
Ivanka M. Trump is one too
And their children are fucking too
Mar-a-Lago needs revenue
Jared’s a Jew
Ivanka M. Trump is one too
And their children are fucking too
Mar-a-Lago needs revenue...
No One Like You
Scorpions
Girl, it's been a long time that we've been apart
Much too long for a man who needs love
I miss you since I've been away
Babe, it wasn't easy to leave you alone
It's getting harder each time that I go
If I had the choice, I would stay
There's no one like you / Ivanka’s a Jew
I can't wait for the nights with you
I imagine the things we'll do
I just wanna be loved by you
No one like you
I can't wait for the nights with you
I imagine the things we'll do
I just wanna be loved by you
Girl, there are really no words strong enough
To describe all my longing for love
I don't want my feelings restrained
Ooh, babe, I just need you like never before
Just imagine you'd come through this door
You'd take all my sorrow away
There's no one like you
I can't wait for the nights with you
I imagine the things we'll do
I just wanna be loved by you
No one like you
I can't wait for the nights with you
I imagine the things we'll do
I just wanna be loved by you
No one like you
I can't wait for the nights with you
I imagine the things we'll do
I just wanna be loved by you
No one like you
I can't wait for the nights with you
I imagine the things we'll do
I just wanna be loved by you...
From 1979 to 2010, The Scorpions stung the Burgh a grand total of 9 times.
Scorpions:
9-21-88, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH
6-15-88, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA (Monsters of Rock)
6-23-88, Rubber Bowl, Akron, OH (Monsters of Rock)