Thursday, June 20, 2024

#2609. All You Need Is Trump

The Orange Prolapse is upset!  


Just yesterday, Trumpy posted another delusional, paragraphical rant.  

Nobody can ever trust Fox News, and I am one of them, with the weak and ineffective RINO, Paul Ryan, on its Board of Directors. He’s a total lightweight, a failed and pathetic Speaker of the House, and a very disloyal person. Romney was bad, but Paul Ryan made him look worse. As a team, they never had a chance. Rupert and Lachlan, get that dog off your Board - You don’t need him.   

ALL YOU NEED IS TRUMP.  MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

All you need is Trump???   Well, I happen to agree.  But in a very different and more specialized context.

Yoi!  Spotted on North Shore Drive across from Bar Louie which offers decent, affordable wings.  And misc. appetizers!


An additional Dump spotted 20 ft. away!  Directly across from a subsidiary Steelers executive office!  Double Yoi!


It would appear as though some disgruntled yinzer is still upset about minority owner Thomas Tull (chapter 7) and his shady Acrisure stadium naming rights deal.  If you require superior evidence... uh... just take a gander at those patriotic dusting enhancements directly above.  USA!  USA!  

Those of us who knew Dan Rooney understood it was his "final" wish that.... under absolutely no circumstance... would Three Rivers Stadium and/or Heinz Field ever be referred to as Rooney Field or Rooney Stadium.  And he also wanted to keep the naming rights, right here in Southwestern PA.  Not Walmart.  Not Google.  He'd have rather called the place Legends on the North Side. 

Hint: Well, maybe not name it "Legends Stadium."  But that's where he told me about all this shit.

Great food.  Uncomfortable seats.

 



All You Need Is Trump
sonofsaf

Trump’s a cunt
Trump’s a cunt
Trump’s a cunt

A bump stock for your gun is fuckin’ fun
Stormy said his dick it ain’t well hung
Stormy’s gonna play butt anal porn ain’t her claim to fame.
Shit’s sleazy

Stormy and her fake tits are the rage
The Donald got laid her cunt was shaved
Ivanka’s a Jew ‘cause conversion isn’t a Christian crime
Shit’s sleazy

All you need is Trump
All you need is Trump
All you need is Trump, Trump
Trump is all you need

Trump’s a cunt
Trump’s a cunt
Trump’s a cunt

All you need is Trump
All you need is Trump
All you need is Trump, Trump
Trump is all you need

Stormy stole the show but didn’t moan
Stormy sucked his tiny mushroom bone
Daniels wasn’t free a hundred thirty K you see
She’s sleazy

All you need is Trump
All you need is Trump
All you need is Trump, Trump
Trump is all you need

Donald Trump’s a cunt (Orange Prolapse clown!)
Donald Trump’s a cunt (My enemy!)
Donald Trump’s a cunt, cunt
Donald Trump’s a cunt
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Big lie! (Donald Trump’s a cunt)
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So they say (Donald Trump’s a cunt)
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Fuck you! (Donald Trump’s a cunt)
Daughter Jew, yeah yeah yeah (Donald Trump’s a cunt)
Daughter Jew, yeah yeah yeah (Donald Trump’s a cunt)

 

All You Need Is Love
The Beatles

Love, love, love
Love, love, love
Love, love, love

There's nothing you can do that can't be done
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy

Nothing you can make that can't be made
No one you can save that can't be saved
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time
It's easy

All you need is love
All you need is love
All you need is love, love
Love is all you need

Love, love, love
Love, love, love
Love, love, love

All you need is love
All you need is love
All you need is love, love
Love is all you need

Nothing you can know that isn't known
Nothing you can see that isn't shown
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be
It's easy

All you need is love
All you need is love
All you need is love, love
Love is all you need

All you need is love (All together, now!)
All you need is love (Everybody!)
All you need is love, love
Love is all you need
Love is all you need (Love is all you need)
Love is all you need (Love is all you need)
Love is all you need (Love is all you need)
Love is all you need (Love is all you need)
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Love is all you need (Love is all you need)
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Love is all you need (Love is all you need)
Love is all you need (Love is all you need)
Love is all you need (Love is all you need)
Love is all you need (Love is all you need)
Yee-hai! (Love is all you need)
Love is all you need (Love is all you need)

Yesterday (Love is all you need)
Love is all you need (Love is all you need)
Love is all you need (Love is all you need)
Love is all you need (Love is all you need)
Oh yeah! (Love is all you need)
She loves you, yeah yeah yeah (Love is all you need)
She loves you, yeah yeah yeah (Love is all you need)

 

 



My second parody of the Beatles classic.  

Last year, I penned #2183.  Donald Trump's A Cunt.

Since 1990, Paul McCartney has played the Burgh a grand total of 6 times.  One time with The Beatles back in '64.

Paul McCartney:

2-12-90, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH

4–29-02, Gund Arena, Cleveland, OH

8-18-10, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

7-7-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA


The Big Lie 100: (#1740)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

#2591.  Fuck Harrison Butker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#2592.  U.S. Jews (U.S. Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2593.  Jeff Van Drew (Black And Blue --- Van Halen)

#2594.  Alex Jones (Game Of Thrones --- HBO)

#2595.  Ed Martin (The Curtain --- Phish)

#2596.  Trumpin' (Women --- Def Leppard)

#2597.  Mike Roman (Bad Omen --- Megadeth) 

#2598.  Trump Is A Clown (Farewell For Now --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2599.  Sam Brown (This Town --- Neil Young)

#2600.  Sam Brown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#2601.  Sam Brown (Ghost Town --- The Vaccines)

#2602.  Sam Brown's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)

#2603.  Lies Of Nancy Mace (Eyes Without A Face --- Billy Idol)

#2604.  Trump Romancer (Tiny Dancer --- Elton John)

#2605.  Downing (Drowning --- Radio Company)

#2606.  Orange Prolapsin' Fart (Listen To Your Heart --- Roxette)

#2607.  Donald's Dildo Toys (Come On Feel The Noize --- Quiet Riot)

#2608.  Trump Dumps Ain't A Crime (One Day At A Time --- Cristy Lane)

#2609.  All You Need Is Trump (All You Need Is Love ---The Beatles)


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