#2601. Sam Brown

Earlier this week, Sam Brown scored a coveted endorsement from Donald Trump in his Nevada Senate primary.  And sailed onward to a convincing victory!

Jeff Gunter.  The Orange Prolapse.  Sam Brown.

But seriously, if your opponent's last name consists of the word "Gunt"...

		Sam Brown	57.9% -	64,812
		Jeff Gunter	15.6% -	17,438
		Jim Marchant	6.6% -	7,365

 

Before: An impressive Trash Bag Dump spotted on the Rachel Carson Bridge.  Hefty!  Hefty!  Hefty!

 

As the 4th of July approacheth, a patriotic dusting seems appropriate.

 

 

Sam Brown
sonofsaf

Donald Trump is a retard
Ivanka Kushner daughter-wife
There’s no doubt that his penis ain’t meaty
His mushroom dick is very fuckin’ tiny

‘Cause that Sam Brown inserts dildos
Butt that’s Sam Brown ‘cause his ass knows

A Lake Tahoe clown and shitty whore and
The big breasts of Stormy D.
Donald’s fuckin’ the enemy
Shittin’ on a golden throne

‘Cause that Sam Brown inserts dildos
Butt that’s Sam Brown ‘cause his ass knows

A piece of hot shit, he’s protesting not a blessing
Donald has a job to blow… shitshow, shitshow, shitshow

‘Cause that Sam Brown inserts dildos
Butt that’s Sam Brown ‘cause his ass knows

‘Cause that’s Sam Brown
Sam Brown

 

Ghost Town
The Vaccines

I've been driving in my car
Trying to find some sign of life
No one's about and it's kinda creepy
It's an understatement to say it's sleepy

It's a ghost town where no one goes
It's a ghost town where no one goes

Well you think your town is pretty boring
Come and spend a day with me
I am asking real politely
I'm afraid to be alone

It's a ghost town where no one goes
It's a ghost town where no one goes

Apocalyptic, distressing, needs addressing and I'm guessing
Everybody likes to go... I know, I know, I know

It's a ghost town where no one goes
It's a ghost town where no one goes

It's a ghost town
Ghost town

 

I actually listened to this song.  A little too uppity.  But not terribly punky.  Meh.

The Vaccines have vaccinated the Burgh twice.  One time they opened for Mumford & Sons at Star Lake in 2013.  Personally speaking, I'd rather hang out in a junkyard with Sanford & Son.  The other time, they played down the hill at Mr. Small's in 2016.  Didn't catch either show.

The Big Lie 100: (#1732)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

#2591.  Fuck Harrison Butker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#2592.  U.S. Jews (U.S. Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2593.  Jeff Van Drew (Black And Blue --- Van Halen)

#2594.  Alex Jones (Game Of Thrones --- HBO)

#2595.  Ed Martin (The Curtain --- Phish)

#2596.  Trumpin' (Women --- Def Leppard)

#2597.  Mike Roman (Bad Omen --- Megadeth) 

#2598.  Trump Is A Clown (Farewell For Now --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2599.  Sam Brown (This Town --- Neil Young)

#2600.  Sam Brown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#2601.  Sam Brown (Ghost Town --- The Vaccines)

 

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