Saturday, June 08, 2024

#2596. Trumpin'

Trumpin!

The Minnesota Twins are in town this afternoon.  Arts Fest, International Parade Day, and the Sugarhill Gang too.  Hittin' all that shit n'at.



 

 

A patriotic dusting of sprinkles never disappoints.

 


Trumpin’
sonofsaf

Donald ain’t winning, not in demand
He is not the father or teacher, of son Barron
He wants an insurrection, of the states
A piece of real shit fake news is really great
Butt on a toilet shitting, salad tossed
Let’s hope he gets the cancer, a holocaust

Retard cunt, retard style
Big fat baby, he’ll defile

He’ll fuck you (Trumpin’, Trumpin’)
Hot’n shitty Trumpin’
(Men, men) ‘Dem gay Proud Boys fartin’
(Trumpin’, Trumpin’) Hot’n shitty Trumpin’
(Men, men) ‘Dem gay Proud Boys fartin’

McDonald’s lard man, not a fan
Has a tiny ‘lil dick, a mushroom plan
Lake Tahoe was a blunder, of the far right
Still causin’ a commotion, a MAGA fight

He’s a retard cunt, he’ll defile
Makes me hurl, retard style

He’ll fuck you (Trumpin’, Trumpin’)
Hot’n shitty Trumpin’
(Men, men) ‘Dem gay Proud Boys fartin’
(Trumpin’, Trumpin’) Hot’n shitty Trumpin’
(Men, men) ‘Dem gay Proud Boys fartin’

Piece of shit
Stormy has big tits
Trumpin’

He’s a retard cunt, retard style
You’ll discover, he’ll defile
Asshole and fat liar, who isn’t very nice
Forty-five is not a king, gonna roll the dice

(He’ll fuck you) Hair, lies, piece of shit
(Dregs) Dregs
(Lies) Lies
Twat from hell! (Hell!  Twat from hell!)
(Twat from hell) Twat from hell!
(Twat from hell!) (Trumpin’, Trumpin’)
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh

(Trumpin’) Trumpin’
(Trumpin’) Donald’s flags unfurled
(Trumpin’, Trumpin’) Daughter-wife’s a girl
(Trumpin’) Trumpin’
(Trumpin’) Oh, ‘dem gay Proud Boys fartin’
(Trumpin’) Trumpin’

 

Women
Def Leppard

In the beginning, God made the land
Then He made the water and creatures, then He made man
He was born with a passion, love and hate
A restless spirit with a need for a mate
But there was something missing, something lost
So He came with the answer, here's what it cost

One part love, one part wild
One part lady, one part child

I give you (Women, women)
Lots of pretty women
(Men, men) They can't live without them
(Women, women) Lots of pretty women
(Men, men) They can't live without them

And in the garden, lust began
The animal instinct, the wanton man
She fed him with a hunger, an appetite
And filling with emotion he took a bite

It was one part love, one part child
One part girl, one part wild

I give you (Women, women)
Lots of pretty women
(Men, men) They can't live without them
(Women, women) Lots of pretty women
(Men, men) They can't live without them

Skin on skin
Let the love begin
Women

It was one part love, one part wild
One part lover, one part child
A whole lot of fire, a little bit of ice
A whole lot of something you can't sacrifice

(I give you) Hair, eyes, skin on skin
(Legs) Legs
(Thighs) Thighs
What's that spell? (Spell? What's that spell?)
(What's that spell?) What's that spell?
(What's that spell?) (Women, women)
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh

(Women) Women
(Women) Calling every girl
(Women, women) All around the world
(Women) Women
(Women) Oh, we can't live without them
(Women) Women

 

 

The botoxed singer, shirtless guitarist, and one-armed drummer return to the Burgh on July 27 along with Journey & Steve Miller at PNC Park.

From 1980 to the present, Def Leppard has rocketed the Burgh an impressive 21 times.

Def Leppard:

8-6-88, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Newark, OH

8-12-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

7-10-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-24-14, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

7-8-16, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-12-22, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA


The Big Lie 100: (#1727)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

#2591.  Fuck Harrison Butker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#2592.  U.S. Jews (U.S. Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2593.  Jeff Van Drew (Black And Blue --- Van Halen)

#2594.  Alex Jones (Game Of Thrones --- HBO)

#2595.  Ed Martin (The Curtain --- Phish)

#2596.  Trumpin' (Women --- Def Leppard)

 

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