#2600. Sam Brown

I would normally refrain from making disparaging remarks about people who serve in the United States military.  But if you aggressively tout an endorsement from the Orange Prolapse, a/k/a Cadet Bone Spurs... all bets are off

So let's dedicate this Ft. Duquesne Bridge Trump Dump to Nevada GOP Senate candidate Sam Brown!

A limited edition "Bird Brain" Dump.  Reminiscent of Nikki Haley and the contour of her face.

 

Sam Brown
sonofsaf

The seven deadliest sins
Stormy’s cunt he will not defend
Heavy cream from a fart smells strong
Trumpin’ whore is Sam Brown

Wet dreamer, twat’s to blame
President Biden’s in the fast lane
Stormy D. he did bot abstain
Nevada vote for Sam Brown

And shit’s Trumpin’ the Trump flags unfurled
Shit’s Trumpin’ the Trump flags unfurled
Not white, the MAGA fight

The Donald he wears Depends
Urination is not a sin
Prolapse fart Republicans defend
Nevada vote for Sam Brown
Stormy

Oh, Stormy
Stop the steal, the blustering
Nevada vote for Sam Brown

And shit’s Trumpin’ the Trump flags unfurled
Trumpin’ the Trump flags unfurled
Not white, the MAGA fight

(Trumpin’, Trumpin’)
(Trumpin’, Trumpin’)

Trumpin’ the Trump flags unfurled
Trumpin’ the Trump flags unfurled
The MAGA fight

And shit’s Trumpin’ the Trump flags unfurled
Trumpin’ the Trump flags unfurled
Not white, the MAGA fight

Daughter-wife is his world
And her pussy he’s shavin’
Ivanka’s a Jew
A coup d’état is wild
Fuckin’ enemy
Stop the steal accusations from a clown
Why is his friend Big Ben?
Donald Trump’s a troll

 

Showdown
E.L.O.

She cried to the southern wind
'Bout a love that was sure to end
Every dream in her heart was gone
Headin' for a showdown

Bad dreamer, what's your name?
Looks like we're ridin' on the same train
Looks as though there'll be more pain
There's gonna be a showdown

And it's rainin' all over the world
It's rainin' all over the world
Tonight, the longest night

She came to me like a friend
She blew in on a southern wind
Now my heart is turned to stone again
There's gonna be a showdown
Save me

Oh, save me
It's unreal, the suffering
There's gonna be a showdown

And it's rainin' all over the world
Rainin' all over the world
Tonight, the longest night

(Rainin', rainin')
(Rainin', rainin')

Rainin' all over the world
Rainin' all over the world
The longest night

And it's rainin' all over the world
Rainin' all over the world
Tonight, the longest night

You gotta save me, girl
When I'm ready for savin'
I'm a fool for you
You know I need you, child
Come on and save me
Can't you feel what you're doin' to me now?
I'm on the run again
Gotta save your soul

 

 

My second parody of Showdown.  A few years ago, I penned #892.  Shutdown (regarding the government shutdown during the reign of the Orange Prolapse)

From 1973 to 1981, E.L.O. electricfied the Burgh a grand total of 6 times.  Jeff Lynne returns for a show at PPG Paints on September 10, 2024. 

Jeff Lynne:

8-16-18, Little Caesers Arena, Detroit, MI

8-1-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#1731)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

#2591.  Fuck Harrison Butker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#2592.  U.S. Jews (U.S. Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2593.  Jeff Van Drew (Black And Blue --- Van Halen)

#2594.  Alex Jones (Game Of Thrones --- HBO)

#2595.  Ed Martin (The Curtain --- Phish)

#2596.  Trumpin' (Women --- Def Leppard)

#2597.  Mike Roman (Bad Omen --- Megadeth) 

#2598.  Trump Is A Clown (Farewell For Now --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2599.  Sam Brown (This Town --- Neil Young)

#2600.  Sam Brown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

 

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