Wednesday, June 19, 2024

#2607. Donald's Dildo Toys

It has been widely reported by several highly respected journalists that the Orange Prolapse has an impressive collection of personalized marital aids.


Yep, talkin' 'bout love... in the form of a golden dildo.



 

And humpin' 'n bumpin'!

An angry T-Dump across from the PNC Park home plate entrance.  The Buccos currently lead the inbREDS 1-0. Heading into the top of the 9th.  Catchin AND pitchin'.

West General Robinson Avenue never disappoints.   So much shit, so little time.

 

 


 

Donald’s Dildo Toys
sonofsaf

Donald’s dildo toys
Insert in Proud Boys
Get defiled, filed, filed
Wild, wild, wild

Asshole stinks and he is outta line
Trump wants your money

I hope he dies
I hope he dies

Asshole stinks his shittin is a crime
This isn’t funny

I hope he dies
I hope he dies
Stormy whore
Ho ho

So Donald’s dildo toys
Insert in Proud Boys
Get defiled, filed, filed
Wild, wild, wild

Donald’s dildo toys
Insert in Proud Boys
Get defiled, filed, filed
Baby!

Trump is gay and he’s a basket case
No social mores

And I hope he dies
I hope he dies

Oh he’s gonna put them in their place
Guilty the jury

And I hope he dies
I hope he dies
Stormy whore
Ho ho ho

Donald’s dildo toys
Insert in Proud Boys
Get defiled, filed, filed
Wild, wild, wild

Donald’s dildo toys
Insert in Proud Boys
Get defiled, filed, filed
Baby
Cum on!

Fucking your daughter is an incest crime
Ivanka’s wetter

I hope he dies
I hope he dies

Slovenian sluts can be unkind
Time to BeBest better

I hope he dies
I hope he dies
Stormy whore
Ho ho

Donald’s dildo toys
Insert in Proud Boys
Get defiled, filed, filed
Wild, wild, wild

Donald’s dildo toys
Insert in Proud Boys
Get defiled, filed, filed
Baby!

Cum on, (cum on) steal shit
Insert in Proud Boys (cum on, suck it!)
Get defiled, filed, filed
He’s shitting in piles! (piles, piles, piles)
The Donald’s semen ain’t white (cum on dildo toys)

Suck it all night (Insert in Proud Boys)
Get defiled, filed, filed
Fuck YEAH!!

Ah, ah, ah (Jew)
Ah, ah, ah

Donald’s dildo toys
Insert in Proud Boys
Get defiled, filed, filed

Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah 

 

Come On Feel The Noize
Quiet Riot

Cum on feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild

So you think I got an evil mind
I tell you honey

I don't know why
I don't know why

So you think my singin's out of time
It makes me money

I don't know why
I don't know why
Anymore
Oh no

So Cum on feel the noize
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild

Cum on feel the noize
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Baby!

So you say I got a funny face
I got no worries

And I don't know why
I don't know why

Oh I gotta sing with some disgrace
I'm in no hurry

And I don't know why
I don't know why
Anymore
No no no

Cum on feel the noize
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild

Cum on feel the noize
Girls rock your boys
We get wild, wild, wild
Baby
Come on!

Well you think we have a lazy time
You should know better

I don't know why
I don't know why

So you say I got a dirty mind
I'm a mean go getter

I don't know why
I don't know why
Anymore
Oh no

Cum on feel the noize
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild

Cum on feel the noize
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Baby!

Come on, (come on) feel it
Girls rock your boys (come on, rock it!)
We'll get wild, wild, wild
We're gonna get wild! (wild, wild, wild)
We're gonna get rocked tonight (cum on feel the noize)

Rock it tonight (girls rock your boys)
We'll get wild, wild, wild
OH YEAH!!

Ah, ah, ah (woooo)
Ah, ah, ah

Cum on feel the noize
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild

Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah 

 




From 1983 to 2005, Quiet Riot rocked the Burgh a surprising 13 times.  Never saw 'em.  They once showed up at the Swing Hole in Wheeling.  But I didn't go.

Saf, what's your favorite QR song?  I'd probably have to say Metal Health (due to the repetitive banging of thine own head).  But "Sign of the Times" is pretty strong as well.  A very underrated tune.


The Big Lie 100: (#1738)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

#2591.  Fuck Harrison Butker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#2592.  U.S. Jews (U.S. Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2593.  Jeff Van Drew (Black And Blue --- Van Halen)

#2594.  Alex Jones (Game Of Thrones --- HBO)

#2595.  Ed Martin (The Curtain --- Phish)

#2596.  Trumpin' (Women --- Def Leppard)

#2597.  Mike Roman (Bad Omen --- Megadeth) 

#2598.  Trump Is A Clown (Farewell For Now --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2599.  Sam Brown (This Town --- Neil Young)

#2600.  Sam Brown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#2601.  Sam Brown (Ghost Town --- The Vaccines)

#2602.  Sam Brown's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)

#2603.  Lies Of Nancy Mace (Eyes Without A Face --- Billy Idol)

#2604.  Trump Romancer (Tiny Dancer --- Elton John)

#2605.  Downing (Drowning --- Radio Company)

#2606.  Orange Prolapsin' Fart (Listen To Your Heart --- Roxette)

#2607.  Donald's Dildo Toys (Come On Feel The Noize --- Quiet Riot)


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