I'll be thinking of Trump tonight. His love is infinite.
We're zipping down for Arrested Development at the Point. Juneteenth!
Hopefully, there will be no random gun violence.
Because we'd have to rely on the ANGER Police!
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| (hint: RANGER) |
Back to Trump. Say what you will about the Orange Prolapse. But you gotta admit the truth. Donald Trump's ultimately a romantic. He just has this endless heart.
Stormy Daniels, Karen McDougal, Roseanne Barr, Minority Leader Bitch McConnell, Ivana, Ivanka, etc.
Bless his heart!
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| Back in 1994, Elton John played the stadium along with Billy Joel. Missed it. The venue was formerly known as Three Rivers. |
The Romancer
sonofsaf
Stormy maybe, tits are crazy, BeBest not the plan
He’ll decide, to defile, Lake Tahoe Nevada fan
Argentina, his White House staffers cry medicine man
Those porn stars ain’t free, very costly, the romancer makes his stand
Trump’s a geek small hands and feet
Piece of shit he is a fraud
Asshole crack, MAGA hats
Trump’s a retard so fat and sad
The Ku Klux Klan, his promised land
What a fucking bag of scum
Limp hard-on, it’s not that long
A job to blow, his mushroom cums
But they’re gonna stop the steal
Whinin’ ‘bout election fear
Fucking you and you thoroughly
Trump is so holy moly
Donald is the Trump romancer
The Bill of Rights taken away
Gay ass clown who’s always shittin’
Filet-o-Fish is here to stay
Donald is the Trump romancer
The Bill of Rights taken away
Gay ass clown who’s always shittin’
Filet-o-Fish is here to stay
Stormy maybe, tits are crazy, BeBest not the plan
He’ll decide, to defile, Lake Tahoe Nevada fan
Argentina, his White House staffers cry medicine man
Those porn stars ain’t free, very costly, the romancer makes his stand
They’re gonna stop the steal
Whinin’ ‘bout election fear
Fucking you and you thoroughly
Trump is so holy moly
Donald is the Trump romancer
The Bill of Rights taken away
Gay ass clown who’s always shittin’
Filet-o-Fish is here to stay
Donald is the Trump romancer
The Bill of Rights taken away
Gay ass clown who’s always shittin’
Filet-o-Fish is here to stay
Jew
Tiny Dancer
Elton John
Blue-jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
Pretty-eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must've seen her dancing in the sand
And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand
Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for God
Turning back, she just laughs
The boulevard is not that bad
Piano man, he makes his stand
In the auditorium
Looking on, she sings the songs
The words she knows, the tune she hums
But, oh, how it feels so real
Lying here with no one near
Only you and you can hear me
When I say softly slowly
Hold me closer, tiny dancer / Donald Trump is a romancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today
Blue-jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
Pretty-eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must've seen her dancing in the sand
And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand
Oh, how it feels so real
Lying here with no one near
Only you and you can hear me
When I say softly slowly
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today
Ooh
Probably my favorite Elton John song. I also like Philadelphia Eagles & I Guess That's Why They Call Him A Jew.
From 1973 to 2022, Elton John rocked the Burgh a grand total of 16 times.
Elton John:
6-11-99, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA
3-23-11, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
9-18-12, Wesbanco Arena, Wheeling, WV
10-10-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
9-16-22, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA