#2597. Mike Roman

Earlier this week, Wisconsin's Attorney General filed charges against the Orange Prolapse's head of "Election Day operations."

Mike Roman!  Or as I like to refer to him... Mother Fuckin' Dumpa-palooza.

 

Let's dedicate this parody to my 2 favorite Romans.  Mason...

 

 

and The Colosseum.

 

Mike Roman
sonofsaf

Trump’s a retard and my enemy
A disgrace so they so, fucked Stormy D.
All his many minions, all so pale and white
Ivanka Kushner’s cunt’s, a Jew kosher delight

Stormy, Daniels, mushroom weenie roast
The Donald’s, tiny cock’s down that porno throat
Liar lying, squirting a flash flood
Summer’s, the eve, a douchebag cunt

It’s a bloodbath, fuckin’ bloodbath
Mike Roman ain’t the G.O.A.T.
MAGA ass entry

Donald’s a damn turd, he’s an Orange Prolapse thrill
Add more critical race, just can’t get my fill
Total piece of shit using the dildo tools
Anal will unfold upon a thousand mules
Biden enemy is the fuckin’ worst
Silicon and plastic Stormy’s tits are cursed
Her titties, big chest, ‘cause she won’t behave
The lies of BeBest even more depraved

A cunt to shave
A cunt to shave
A cunt to shave
A cunt to shave, job to blow
A cunt to shave, job to blow

Bad Omen
Megadeth

Down fell the stars as they splashed into the sea
"Mi nomine Baphomet", come dance with me
Sacrifice the virgins, spiritual rites
Their master's time has come, the moon is full tonight

Drinking, dancing, they worship and toast
The Devil, who's watching with demon's remote
Fire rising, racing in your blood
Possessed, naïve, his service done

It's the Sabbath, bloody Sabbath
Bad omen of the goat
Bloody blasphemy

Sinister's the word as the demon's take their fill
An orgy's taking place, human blood will spill
An act of worship as they conceive the ghouls
Satan has their souls, they sing pagan tunes
The ceremony is sure to be cursed
They wait for his blessings but down comes the worst
Their bodies, soulless, a corpse from the grave
Their minds are helpless and no one can save

No one can save
No one can save
No one can save
No one can save, one can know
No one can save, one can know

Challenging, choppy lyrics.

Megadeth returns to the Burgh on September 18 for an outdoor show at Stage AE.

From 1986 to the present, Dave Mustaine & company have rocked the Burgh an impressive 21 times.  Surprisingly, I've only seen 'em twice.  Fortunately it was back in the day.

Megadeth:

2-14-88, South Hills Theater, Pittsburgh, PA

4-28-88, Palace Theatre, Greensburg, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#1728)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

#2591.  Fuck Harrison Butker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#2592.  U.S. Jews (U.S. Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2593.  Jeff Van Drew (Black And Blue --- Van Halen)

#2594.  Alex Jones (Game Of Thrones --- HBO)

#2595.  Ed Martin (The Curtain --- Phish)

#2596.  Trumpin' (Women --- Def Leppard)

#2597.  Mike Roman (Bad Omen --- Megadeth)

 

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