#2590. McGuire

Pro-Life, Pro-Gun, Pro-Trump.  

That's what it says on John McGuire's website.

Those daughters must think highly of their father.  John McGuire = MAGA = Virginia cunt-servative. 

The Orange Prolapse recently distended a ringing endorsement for McGuire in what will likely be a close primary with Congressman Bob Good (R-VA). 

 

Turns out McGuire is a J-Sixer.  Go figure.

In other news, this Pittsburgh Arts Fest Dump on 9th Street is a site to behold.  Plenty of pertinent info.

Before:

And after:

Behold the patriotic dusting of glorious candy sprinkles!  USA!  USA!

 

McGuire
sonofsaf

Stormy D.’s bold cunt is some fishy scum
She dances and she twerks
Always having some fun
John McGuire, John McGuire

You know he isn’t funny such a big fat slob
Fuckin’ all of MAGA nation
Has cocks that don’t throb
John McGuire, John McGuire
McGuire, McDonald’s is a liar baby

John McGuire, McGuire
Fury and the fire baby

John Joseph McGuire

A golden toilet seat
Silver spoon that’s a spork
Not what you think
Hit them where it hurts

Trump’s on a roll
That big fat liar
Gay twat from hell
Gay twat from hell, McGuire

McGuire, McGuire, fury and the fire baby
McGuire, McGuire McGuire, McGuire
McGuire, McGuire, fury and the fire baby

McGuire, McGuire McGuire
McGuire, McGuire, fury and the fire baby

Yeah, fake news crimes white collar what’s done is done
Big lie’s a con we’re gonna have some fun
McGuire, McGuire
McGuire, fury and the fire baby

McGuire, fury and the fire baby
McGuire, McGuire
McGuire, McGuire
Fury and the fire baby
Fury and the fire baby

 

Hang Fire
Rolling Stones

In the sweet old country where I come from
Nobody ever works
Nothing ever gets done
We hang fire, we hang fire

You know marrying money is a full time job
I don't need the aggravation
I'm a lazy slob
I hang fire, I hang fire
Hang fire, hang, put it on the wire baby

I hang fire, hang fire
Put it on the wire baby

Go head I hang fire

We've got nothing to eat
We got nowhere to work
Nothing to drink
We just lost our shirts

I'm on the dole
We ain't for hire
Say what the hell
Say what the hell, hang fire

Hang fire, hang fire, put it on the wire baby
Hang fire, hang fire hang fire, hang fire
Hang fire, hang fire, put it on the wire baby

Hang fire, hang fire hang fire
Hang fire, hang fire, put it on the wire baby

Yeah, take a thousand dollars go have some fun
Put it all on at a hundred to one
Hang fire, hang fire
Hang fire, put it on the wire baby

Hang fire, hang fire put it on the wire
Hang fire, hang fire
Hang fire, hang fire
Put it on the wire baby
Put it on the wire

Underrated Stones tune.

From 1964 to the present, the Stones have played the Burgh a grand total of 11 times.

Rolling Stones:

9-29-94, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA

6-20-15, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

7-4-15, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, Indianapolis, IN

10-4-21, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

5-7-24, State Farm Stadium, Glendale, AZ

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1721)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

 

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