#2614. Doug Burgum's A Cunt

Prediction:  I think Trump unveils his VP pick during tonight's debate.  It'd make for a good distraction if the Orange Prolapse looks like an imbecile.  Which at some point... is inevitable

No way it's Rubio.  No way in hell it's gonna be Vance.  It's gotta be Burger Boy (mark 5:18).  Which totally sucks! Because in the parody world... "Burgum" is pretty much a non-starter.  Unless of course, there's a bunch of songs about "aspergum" that I'm currently unaware of.

 

 

Doug Burgum’s A Cunt
sonofsaf

Yeah-eah!

Doug Burgum’s a cunt
Trump’s a fat piece of shit
Trump’s a fat fuckin’ ass retard
Stormy D. will suck his dick.

Doug Burgum’s a cunt
Trump I wish he was dead
Trump’s fat ass will spread the big lie
Forty-five’s so inbred

Trump’s gonna fuckin’ hump us
And sodomize you too
Gonna stop the steal Jared Kushner is a Jew
Ivanka is one too

Doug Burgum’s a cunt
Trump’s gonna kill
Trump hates the cops so much
Gonna be a thrill

Doug Burgum’s a cunt
Trump’s Orange Prolapse display
Trump wants Stormy D. and Bud Light
As the evangelicals pray

Trump’s gonna fuckin’ hump us
And sodomize you too
Gonna stop the steal Jared Kushner is a Jew
Ivanka is one too
Daughter-wife’s a Jew, baby

Doug Burgum’s a cunt
What the fuck in the nude
Trump and the fake news is so sad
Trump and the fake news is so rude

Doug Burgum’s a cunt
Stand up and shout
Trump has a mushroom cock and such
A basket case no doubt

Trump’s gonna fuckin’ hump us
And sodomize you too
Gonna stop the steal Jared Kushner is a Jew
Ivanka is one too
Daughter-wife’s a Jew

 

I Want A New Drug
Huey Lewis & The News

Yeah-eah!

I want a new drug
One that won't make me sick / Trump’s a fat piece of shit
One that won't make me crash my car / Trump’s a fuckin’ stupid retard
Or make me feel three feet thick / McDonald’s don’t make him sick.

I want a new drug
One that won't hurt my head
One that won't make my mouth too dry
Or make my eyes too red

One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you

I want a new drug
One that won't spill
One that don't cost too much
Or come in a pill

I want a new drug
One that won't go away
One that won't keep me up all night
One that won't make me sleep all day

One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you
I'm alone with you, baby

I want a new drug
One that does what it should
One that won't make me feel too bad
One that won't make me feel too good

I want a new drug
One with no doubt
One that won't make me talk too much
Or make my face break out

One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you
I'm alone with you

Great tune.  

Favorite Huey Lewis song?  Probably a tie.  Jacob's Ladder and Heart & Soul. 

From 1984 to the present, Huey Lewis & The Fake News have played the Burgh a surprising 16 times.

 

Huey Lewis & The News:

1988, Wheeling Civic Center, Wheeling, WV*

* - One of my first "legit" rock concerts.

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#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

#2591.  Fuck Harrison Butker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#2592.  U.S. Jews (U.S. Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2593.  Jeff Van Drew (Black And Blue --- Van Halen)

#2594.  Alex Jones (Game Of Thrones --- HBO)

#2595.  Ed Martin (The Curtain --- Phish)

#2596.  Trumpin' (Women --- Def Leppard)

#2597.  Mike Roman (Bad Omen --- Megadeth) 

#2598.  Trump Is A Clown (Farewell For Now --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2599.  Sam Brown (This Town --- Neil Young)

#2600.  Sam Brown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#2601.  Sam Brown (Ghost Town --- The Vaccines)

#2602.  Sam Brown's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)

#2603.  Lies Of Nancy Mace (Eyes Without A Face --- Billy Idol)

#2604.  Trump Romancer (Tiny Dancer --- Elton John)

#2605.  Downing (Drowning --- Radio Company)

#2606.  Orange Prolapsin' Fart (Listen To Your Heart --- Roxette)

#2607.  Donald's Dildo Toys (Come On Feel The Noize --- Quiet Riot)

#2608.  Trump Dumps Ain't A Crime (One Day At A Time --- Cristy Lane)

#2609.  All You Need Is Trump (All You Need Is Love ---The Beatles)

#2610.  O'Brien (O'Brien --- Seinfeld episode)

#2611.  Tenney Is A Whore (Penny On The Floor --- The Clarks)

#2612.  Trump Is Great (Born Too Late --- The Clarks)

#2613.  Gabe (Babe --- Styx)

#2614.  Doug Burgum's A Cunt (I Want A New Drug --- Huey Lewis & The News)

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