Friday, June 28, 2024

#2615. Pastor John Mark Burns

The Orange Prolapse endorsed his "spiritual advisor" Pastor Mark Burns for Congress in the South Carolina Republican primary. 

Sheri Biggs beat him in a tight one.  

District 3 Primary results:

28,130 to 27,043

Grant Avenue.  Across from the City-County building.  Dahntahn!

(51% to 49%)

A "take-no-prisoners" power Dump on Forbes Avenue.  Oh, the humanity!

A superior Mr. Burns.


 


 

Pastor John Mark Burns
sonofsaf

Donald is queer
Let’s fuck the cops
Wearin’ Depends
A piece of shit his fake news lies
Fuckin’ cunt
And toilet stall
As libtards cry
Always in denial
A silicon chest is fucked up

Donald is great
He’s the Mar-a-Lago Orange Prolapse clown
His crimes you’ll discern
As Stormy brings the pain
The insurrection’s here to stay
Human beings burned
Pastor John Mark Burns

Lying cunt, bad wet dream
Masturbate
MAGA anal breath and cum dumpster loads
Trump’s gonna play
Liar in vain
All his crimes and fun will annoy the virgin birth

Donald is great
He’s the Mar-a-Lago Orange Prolapse clown
His crimes you’ll discern
As Stormy brings the pain
The insurrection’s here to stay
Human beings burned
Pastor John Mark Burns

Donald is great
He’s the Mar-a-Lago Orange Prolapse clown
His crimes you’ll discern
As Stormy brings the pain
The insurrection’s here to stay
Human beings burned
Pastor John Mark Burns



As The World Burns
Kreator

The war is here
The future stops
Existence ends
Apocalypse will take our lives
One by one
As cities fall
As cultures die
As hope for survival
Turns into nothingness for us

Await your fate
You know there is nothing to save us now
Mankind never learns
Controlled by violent brains
The population has to pay
Doomsday has returned
As the world burns

Try to run, try to scream
It's too late
Megatons of death await to explode
To clear away
Fire and Pain
Now the time has come to destroy the planet Earth

Await your fate
You know there is nothing to save us now
Mankind never learns
Controlled by violent brains
The population has to pay
Doomsday has returned
As the world burns

Await your fate
You know there is nothing to save us now
Mankind never learns
Controlled by violent brains
The population has to pay
Doomsday has returned
As the world burns



From 1987 to the present, Kreator has dismembered the Burgh a grand total of 9 times.

Kreator:

5-17-23, Roxian Theatre, McKees Rocks, PA


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#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

#2591.  Fuck Harrison Butker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#2592.  U.S. Jews (U.S. Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2593.  Jeff Van Drew (Black And Blue --- Van Halen)

#2594.  Alex Jones (Game Of Thrones --- HBO)

#2595.  Ed Martin (The Curtain --- Phish)

#2596.  Trumpin' (Women --- Def Leppard)

#2597.  Mike Roman (Bad Omen --- Megadeth) 

#2598.  Trump Is A Clown (Farewell For Now --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2599.  Sam Brown (This Town --- Neil Young)

#2600.  Sam Brown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#2601.  Sam Brown (Ghost Town --- The Vaccines)

#2602.  Sam Brown's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)

#2603.  Lies Of Nancy Mace (Eyes Without A Face --- Billy Idol)

#2604.  Trump Romancer (Tiny Dancer --- Elton John)

#2605.  Downing (Drowning --- Radio Company)

#2606.  Orange Prolapsin' Fart (Listen To Your Heart --- Roxette)

#2607.  Donald's Dildo Toys (Come On Feel The Noize --- Quiet Riot)

#2608.  Trump Dumps Ain't A Crime (One Day At A Time --- Cristy Lane)

#2609.  All You Need Is Trump (All You Need Is Love ---The Beatles)

#2610.  O'Brien (O'Brien --- Seinfeld episode)

#2611.  Tenney Is A Whore (Penny On The Floor --- The Clarks)

#2612.  Trump Is Great (Born Too Late --- The Clarks)

#2613.  Gabe (Babe --- Styx)

#2614.  Doug Burgum's A Cunt (I Want A New Drug --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#2615.  Pastor John Mark Burns (As the World Burns --- Kreator)


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