#2591. Fuck Harrison Butker

Regarding who's the most normal, please rank the following gingers in order from best to worst, superior to inferior, etc.

 

 

 On second thought, don't sweat it.  I already laid it out for ya.

1.  Bobby Blitz Ellsworth (lead singer of Overkill)

2.  Harrison Butker (Proud Boy extremist and kicker for the Kansas City Chiefs)

3.  The Orange Prolapse (DJT)

So without further adieu, feel free to enjoy this Trump Dump mini-blitzkrieg.

 

Zero degrees elevation.  Now that's some flat shit!

[Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper:]

 In the sha-dow-sha-sha-dow
In the sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-dow
In the sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-dow
The Orange Prolapse Shadow Clown

 

 

Fuck Harrison Butker
sonofsaf

Donald Trump’s the Orange Prolapse
No fuckin’ cure for his rosacea rash
Forty-five we must defend
South Dakota has Noem he’s a Kristi fan

The Donald is a whore who is goin’ to hell
Fuck Harrison Butker
Harrison is an infidel

Taste that gay, taste it right
Biggie-sized with a warm Bud Light
Trump is farting, Trump’s very mean
Everyone fuckin knows it’s a gold latrine
The Trumper flags unfurled are not discreet
McDonald’s crap’s Tom Cotton
Cotton’s on the beat

Shit show! Shit show!
Fuck Harrison Butker
Shit show! Shit show!

Fuck Harrison Butker
Shit show! Shit show!
Fuck Harrison Butker
Shit show! Shit show!
Fuck Harrison Butker

Coups are wild, so obscene
Seminars from Marje Taylor Greene
Pies of cream the Orange Prolapse
Genital cure needs a shot in the ass

Donald Trump’s a whore who is goin’ to hell
Fuck Harrison Butker
Harrison is an infidel

Fuck Harrison Butker
Fuck Harrison Butker
Gay

Fuck Harrison Butker
Jared Kushner’s a Jew

Hello From The Gutter
Overkill

All those dreams and broken glass
Swept down the sewer with the rest of the trash
Never to be seen again
Now you're makin' a home in a garbage can

But here's a little story that I lived to tell
Hello from the gutter
Hello from our little hell

Wasted days, wasted nights
Hypnotized by the city lights
Another king, another queen
Livin' in the shadows so they can't be seen
Remember all the world lies at your feet
And the big apple's rotten
Rotten in the heat

Hello! Hello!
Hello from the gutter
Hello! Hello!

Hello from the gutter
Hello! Hello!
Hello from the gutter
Hello! Hello!
Hello from the gutter

Gutter child, sweet sixteen
Broadway stars that have never been
All those dreams and broken glass
Swept down the sewer with the rest of the trash

Well here's a little story that we lived to tell
Hello from the gutter
Hello from our little hell

Hello from the gutter
Hello from the gutter
Hey

Welcome to the gutter
We've been expecting you

One of the best metal anthems of the late 80's.  Entirely timeless.  I might take another stab at this tune.

This is my second parody of the Overkill classic.  A couple years ago I penned #1228.  

Fuck You I'm Lloyd Smucker.*  (regarding Pennsylvania Congressman Lloyd Smucker)

* - Trust me, this one has potential.  Especially if you're an old school, central Commonwealth, metal Keystone son of a bitch. 

The Big Lie 100: (#1722)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

#2591.  Fuck Harrison Butker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

 

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