Following her angry, bitter-Hunter tirade in Congress, Representative Nancy Mace (R-SC) is shifting gears and looking to soften her image a bit.
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| Uh yeah, sure. Like the Orange Prolapse heading into the Iowa caucuses. |
Anyhoo, Mace is now tweeting out labradoodle pics.
Replete with happy doggie emojis and extra hearts symbolizing her love!
Nancy Mace
sonofsaf
Coup d’etat’s a crime
Trump Vodka’s Jesus wine
And forty-five is not a king
But a cunt
Small hands and ‘lil toes
Ten thousand fuckin’ mules
Movie schtick is well known
Trump’s a piece of shit
Mace likes it in her asshole deep
Libtards her mortal enemy
The Donald’s so fucked up
Trump never will shut up
He is a hemorrhoid
With mushroom bone
Slime’s a shade of pink
McDonald’s hear thy screams
Trump has herpes simplex
The Donald’s a clown
Stormy was hardcore
Trump’s asshole’s very sore
A Big Mac and applause
Ronald is a clown
Mace likes it in her asshole deep
Libtards her mortal enemy
The Donald’s so fucked up
Trump never will shut up
He is a hemorrhoid
Uh, yuh, yuh, ya
Orange Prolapse extol
Trump’s in a port-a-jon
Mace likes it in her asshole deep
Libtards her mortal enemy
The Donald’s so fucked up
Trump never will shut up
He is a hemorrhoid
With mushroom bone
Basket Case
Green Day
Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything
All at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Am I just stoned?
I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex
That's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said "My life's a bore"
So quit my whining cause
It's bringing her down
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Uh, yuh, yuh, ya
Grasping to control
So I better hold on
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Am I just stoned?
From 1993 to the present, Green Day has dookied the Burgh a grand total of 11 times. Never seen 'em.
Green Day makes their return to the Burgh on September 1, 2024 at PNC Park along with the Smashing Pumpkins and Rancid.
#GoBillieJoArmstrongsWallet
Whenever
you write a Green Day parody, it's necessary to invoke the theatrical antics of hometown hero Megan Pineapple. A decade
ago, she mocked my stampede concerns while we were tailgating for Tom Petty. #NeverForget
The "Mace Disgrace" Top 10:
#77. Mace Moron (Grace Is Gone — Dave Matthews Band)
#78. The Mace Moron (The Race Is On — George Strait)
#477. Mace Is A Disgrace (Eyes Without A Face — Billy Idol)
#2320. Nancy Mace (In My Place --- Coldplay)
#2321. Nancy Mace (A Warm Place --- Nine Inch Nails)
#2324. Nancy Ruth Grace (Amazing Grace --- Chris Tomlin)
#2325. Nancy Mace (Basket Case --- Green Day)
The Big Lie 100: (#1463)
#2216. For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)
#2217. Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)
#2218. Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)
#2219. Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)
#2220. Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)
#2221. Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)
#2222. Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)
#2223. Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#2224. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)
#2225. Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)
#2226. Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)
#2227. Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)
#2228. Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)
#2229. Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)
#2230. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)
#2231. Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#2232. Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)
#2233. Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)
#2234. 5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)
#2235. Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You --- The Vaselines)
#2236. Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)
#2237. Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)
#2238. Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)
#2239. Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)
#2240. DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)
#2241. Swift (Rift --- Phish)
#2242. Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)
#2243. Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)
#2244. Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)
#2245. Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)
#2246. Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)
#2247. Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)
#2248. Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)
#2249. Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)
#2250. Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)
#2251. Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)
#2252. The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)
#2253. Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)
#2254. Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)
#2255. Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)
#2256. Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)
#2257. Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)
#2258. Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)
#2259. Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)
#2260. Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)
#2261. It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)
#2262. Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)
#2263. Good! (Would? --- Alice In Chains)
#2264. The Tower Of Trump (The Power Of Love --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#2265. Good Times (Good Times --- Jim Gilstrap, Blinky Williams and a gospel choir)
#2266. Laptop From Hell (Highway To Hell --- AC/DC)
#2267. Colby Covington (You Are Number One --- The Whispers)
#2268. If Bob Good (If I Could --- Phish)
#2269. Moreno (Tornado --- Garbage)
#2270. Cum Coney Barrett (Come Holy Spirit --- Planetshakers)
#2271. Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Hillsong UNITED)
#2272. Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Rita Springer)
#2273. Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Travis Cottrell)
#2274. Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Neville Brothers)
#2275. Kushner's Wife Is A Fucking Jew (All I Want For Christmas Is You --- Mariah Carey)
#2276. Colorado (Desperado --- The Eagles)
#2277. Detroit Pistons (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#2278. Isn't Very White (Couldn't Get It Right --- Climax Blues Band)
#2279. Rudolph, the Yinzer Steeler (Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer)
#2280. Big Mac Meat (Shakedown Street --- Grateful Dead)
#2281. Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Sublime)
#2282. Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Nathaniel Bassey)
#2283. Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Jesus Culture)
#2284. Robert M. Schneider (I Know You Rider --- Grateful Dead)
#2285. Rob Schneider (Low Rider --- War)
#2286. Hunter's Laptop (Hunter's Laptop --- Ariel Pink, Winston Marshall, Alex Trimble)
#2287. Paxton (Captain --- Ween)
#2288. Fake Coney Barrett (Shake Holy Spirit --- Newworldson)
#2289. The Real Chip Roy (The Real McCoy --- George Jones)
#2290. Trumped (Stumped --- Minor Threat)
#2291. Kari Lake (Coffee Break --- Tony Bennett)
#2292. Vincent K. Fong (I Might Be Wrong --- Radiohead)
#2293. Vincent K. Fong (Don't Get Me Wrong --- The Pretenders)
#2294. Taylor Greene (Halloween --- King Diamond)
#2295. Kenneth Paxton (I'm Your Captain --- Grand Fuck Railroad)
#2296. Kushner Is A Jew (All I Wanna Do --- Sheryl Crow)
#2297. Boebert (T-Shirt --- Foo Fighters)
#2298. Fong! (Wrong! --- The Mountain Goats)
#2299. David Tepper (High Ball Stepper --- Jack White)
#2300. David Tepper Ain't Much Of A Man (Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band --- The Beatles)
#2301. Vince Fong (Love Song --- The Cure)
#2302. Mar-a-Lago Piece Of Shit (American Idiot --- Green Day)
#2303. American Hate (It's Gonna Be Great --- McCormick Spices commercial)
#2304. Liar (Higher --- Creed)
#2305. Emmer Feud (Interlude --- The Killers)
#2306. The Donald Ain't White: An Orange Masquerade (The Future's So Bright: I Gotta Wear Those Shades --- Timbuk 3)
#2307. Vince Fong (Mike's Song --- Phish)
#2308. Taylor Greene (Halloween --- The Misfits)
#2309. Craig Riedel's A Fuckin' Cunt (Needle And The Damage Done --- Neil Young)
#2310. Colorado (El Dorado --- Agent Orange)
#2311. Emmer Yes-Man (Enter Sandman --- Metallica)
#2312. MAGA Johnson (Mrs. Johnson --- Toto)
#2313. Boeing Joke (Blowing Smoke --- Taylor Ray Holbrook feat. DJ KO)
#2314. Boeing Had A Door That Was Bad (Goin' Down The Road Feelin' Bad --- Grateful Dead)
#2315. Craig Riedel Lies (The Needle Lies --- Queensryche)
#2316. Austin's Cancer (Private Dancer --- Tina Turner)
#2317. Pink Hat Lady (Green Eyed Lady --- Sugarloaf)
#2318. Pink Hatted Lady (Three Times A Lady --- Lionel Richie)
#2319. Steve Doocy (Loose Lucy --- Grateful Dead)
#2320. Nancy Mace (In My Place --- Coldplay)
#2321. Nancy Mace (A Warm Place --- Nine Inch Nails)
#2322. John Barrasso (She's A Rainbow --- Rolling Stones)
#2323. Babbitt's Whiter (Rabbit Fighter --- T. Rex)
#2324. Nancy Ruth Mace (Amazing Grace --- Chris Tomlin)
#2325. Nancy Mace (Basket Case --- Green Day)
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