In an attempt to deflate Nikki Haley's poll numbers in New Hampshire, the Orange Prolapse is now posting morphed pictures of Nikki Haley and Hillary Clinton.
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| Predictably, they added about 40 lbs. and an extra chin. Go figure. |
If I was a Haley campaign advisor, I'd immediately fire back with a steady barrage of "Live Free Or Die" Trump Dumps. If there's one thing that unites every Granite State resident, it's their state motto. Why? Because it's the coolest one out there.
Pennsylvania ain't too bad either I suppose. Virtue, Liberty & Independence. (Fuck You, Coup D'Etat & Insurrection)
Nikki
sonofsaf
Hey Nik
Fuck you
Hey Nik Nikki Nik Nik Nik
Jared Kushner’s a Jew
Kosher too loves Alex Jones
His ass is queer, shits on a throne
Nimrada Nikki’s a fucking Hindu
Donald J. Trump’s a clown, and Ivanka is a whore
Donald J. Trump’s a clown, a billionaire
Donald J. Trump’s a clown, and Ivanka is a whore
Donald J. Trump’s a clown, a billionaire
Hey Nik
Nikki Haley's makin' her last stand
Hey Nik
Forty-five wants to elope with Ivanka that’s the plan
Daughter-wife’s a stupid Jew
Stormy’s tits for me and you
Donald J. Trump’s a clown, and Ivanka is a whore
Donald J. Trump’s a clown, a billionaire
Donald J. Trump’s a clown, and Ivanka is a whore
Donald J. Trump’s a clown, a billionaire
Donald J. Trump’s a clown
Donald J. Trump’s a clown
Donald J. Trump’s a clown
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Donald J. Trump’s a clown
Donald J. Trump’s a clown
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Donald J. Trump’s a clown
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Donald J. Trump’s a clown
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Donald J. Trump’s a clown
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Donald J.
Piggy
Nine Inch Nails
Hey pig
Yeah you
Hey pig piggy pig pig pig
All of my fears came true
Black and blue and broken bones
You left me here, I'm all alone
My little piggy needed something new
Nothing can stop me now, 'cause I don't care anymore
Nothing can stop me now, 'cause I don't care
Nothing can stop me now, 'cause I don't care anymore
Nothing can stop me now, 'cause I just don't care
Hey pig
Nothing's turning out the way I planned
Hey pig
There's a lot of things I hoped you could help me understand
What am I supposed to do?
Lost my shit because of you
Nothing can stop me now, 'cause I don't care anymore
Nothing can stop me now, 'cause I don't care
Nothing can stop me now, 'cause I don't care anymore
Nothing can stop me now, 'cause I just don't care
Nothing can stop me now
Nothing can stop me now
Nothing can stop me now
Nothing can stop me
Nothing can stop me now
Nothing can stop me now
Nothing can stop me now
Nothing can stop me
Nothing can stop me now
Nothing can stop me now
Nothing can stop me now
Nothing can stop me
Nothing can stop me now
Nothing can stop me now
Nothing can stop me now
Nothing can stop me now
Nothing can stop me now
Nothing can stop me now
Nothing can stop me now
Nothing can
From 1988 to 2013, Nine Inch Nails nailed the Burgh a grand total of 10 times.
Nine Inch Nails:
11-28-94, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
9-23-95, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA
The Big Lie 100: (#1473)
#2216. For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)
#2217. Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)
#2218. Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)
#2219. Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)
#2220. Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)
#2221. Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)
#2222. Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)
#2223. Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#2224. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)
#2225. Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)
#2226. Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)
#2227. Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)
#2228. Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)
#2229. Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)
#2230. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)
#2231. Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#2232. Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)
#2233. Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)
#2234. 5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)
#2235. Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You --- The Vaselines)
#2236. Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)
#2237. Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)
#2238. Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)
#2239. Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)
#2240. DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)
#2241. Swift (Rift --- Phish)
#2242. Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)
#2243. Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)
#2244. Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)
#2245. Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)
#2246. Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)
#2247. Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)
#2248. Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)
#2249. Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)
#2250. Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)
#2251. Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)
#2252. The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)
#2253. Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)
#2254. Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)
#2255. Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)
#2256. Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)
#2257. Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)
#2258. Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)
#2259. Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)
#2260. Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)
#2261. It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)
#2262. Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)
#2263. Good! (Would? --- Alice In Chains)
#2264. The Tower Of Trump (The Power Of Love --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#2265. Good Times (Good Times --- Jim Gilstrap, Blinky Williams and a gospel choir)
#2266. Laptop From Hell (Highway To Hell --- AC/DC)
#2267. Colby Covington (You Are Number One --- The Whispers)
#2268. If Bob Good (If I Could --- Phish)
#2269. Moreno (Tornado --- Garbage)
#2270. Cum Coney Barrett (Come Holy Spirit --- Planetshakers)
#2271. Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Hillsong UNITED)
#2272. Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Rita Springer)
#2273. Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Travis Cottrell)
#2274. Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Neville Brothers)
#2275. Kushner's Wife Is A Fucking Jew (All I Want For Christmas Is You --- Mariah Carey)
#2276. Colorado (Desperado --- The Eagles)
#2277. Detroit Pistons (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#2278. Isn't Very White (Couldn't Get It Right --- Climax Blues Band)
#2279. Rudolph, the Yinzer Steeler (Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer)
#2280. Big Mac Meat (Shakedown Street --- Grateful Dead)
#2281. Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Sublime)
#2282. Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Nathaniel Bassey)
#2283. Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Jesus Culture)
#2284. Robert M. Schneider (I Know You Rider --- Grateful Dead)
#2285. Rob Schneider (Low Rider --- War)
#2286. Hunter's Laptop (Hunter's Laptop --- Ariel Pink, Winston Marshall, Alex Trimble)
#2287. Paxton (Captain --- Ween)
#2288. Fake Coney Barrett (Shake Holy Spirit --- Newworldson)
#2289. The Real Chip Roy (The Real McCoy --- George Jones)
#2290. Trumped (Stumped --- Minor Threat)
#2291. Kari Lake (Coffee Break --- Tony Bennett)
#2292. Vincent K. Fong (I Might Be Wrong --- Radiohead)
#2293. Vincent K. Fong (Don't Get Me Wrong --- The Pretenders)
#2294. Taylor Greene (Halloween --- King Diamond)
#2295. Kenneth Paxton (I'm Your Captain --- Grand Fuck Railroad)
#2296. Kushner Is A Jew (All I Wanna Do --- Sheryl Crow)
#2297. Boebert (T-Shirt --- Foo Fighters)
#2298. Fong! (Wrong! --- The Mountain Goats)
#2299. David Tepper (High Ball Stepper --- Jack White)
#2300. David Tepper Ain't Much Of A Man (Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band --- The Beatles)
#2301. Vince Fong (Love Song --- The Cure)
#2302. Mar-a-Lago Piece Of Shit (American Idiot --- Green Day)
#2303. American Hate (It's Gonna Be Great --- McCormick Spices commercial)
#2304. Liar (Higher --- Creed)
#2305. Emmer Feud (Interlude --- The Killers)
#2306. The Donald Ain't White: An Orange Masquerade (The Future's So Bright: I Gotta Wear Those Shades --- Timbuk 3)
#2307. Vince Fong (Mike's Song --- Phish)
#2308. Taylor Greene (Halloween --- The Misfits)
#2309. Craig Riedel's A Fuckin' Cunt (Needle And The Damage Done --- Neil Young)
#2310. Colorado (El Dorado --- Agent Orange)
#2311. Emmer Yes-Man (Enter Sandman --- Metallica)
#2312. MAGA Johnson (Mrs. Johnson --- Toto)
#2313. Boeing Joke (Blowing Smoke --- Taylor Ray Holbrook feat. DJ KO)
#2314. Boeing Had A Door That Was Bad (Goin' Down The Road Feelin' Bad --- Grateful Dead)
#2315. Craig Riedel Lies (The Needle Lies --- Queensryche)
#2316. Austin's Cancer (Private Dancer --- Tina Turner)
#2317. Pink Hat Lady (Green Eyed Lady --- Sugarloaf)
#2318. Pink Hatted Lady (Three Times A Lady --- Lionel Richie)
#2319. Steve Doocy (Loose Lucy --- Grateful Dead)
#2320. Nancy Mace (In My Place --- Coldplay)
#2321. Nancy Mace (A Warm Place --- Nine Inch Nails)
#2322. John Barrasso (She's A Rainbow --- Rolling Stones)
#2323. Babbitt's Whiter (Rabbit Fighter --- T. Rex)
#2324. Nancy Ruth Mace (Amazing Grace --- Chris Tomlin)
#2325. Nancy Mace (Basket Case --- Green Day)
#2326. God Made Donald Trump For You (God Gave Rock and Roll To You --- Kiss)
#2327. Jeffrey Landry (Dirty Laundry --- Don Henley)
#2328. Nancy Mace (Outer Space --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)
#2329. Risch (Wish --- Nine Inch Nails)
#2330. Vivekkk (Redneckkk --- Corrosion of Conformity)
#2331. Donald Shit Show (Cold Rain & Snow --- Grateful Dead)
#2332. Vivek Shitshow (Redneck Freakshow --- Saliva)
#2333. Donald Trump's A Very Shitty Christian (Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas --- Frank Sinatra)
#2334. Donald Is A Clown And His Asshole's Sore (I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For --- U2)
#2335. Nikki (Piggy --- Nine Inch Nails)
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