Tuesday, January 09, 2024

#2313. Boeing Joke

I usually focus my vitriol on Donald Trump and his cast of dizzying collaborators and obnoxious sycophants.  Particularly politicians who lovingly embrace the Orange Prolapse and/or the big lie.

But imagine, just for a second, that you're on a plane heading from Oregon to California.  And about 6 minutes into the flight...  A FUCKING DOOR BLOWS OUT!  That's almost as bad as Trump's existence.  Almost.

There's good and there's not good.  This is not good. --- Hesh (Sopranos)

However, my major concern is what became of the precious door.

It ended up in some woman's yard in Portland.  

 NTSB investigation.  Case closed.

Regardless, I think both Boeing and Alaska Airlines are deserving of a few Trump Dumps.








Dahntahn!

 

 

 

Boeing Joke
sonofsaf

Creepy liar, so dire, makin’ America’s great
All his lies a disguise for an Orange Prolapse clown display
Daughter-wife’s cunt an Ivanka Kushner shit show
Daughter wife’s cream dyke and Jew upon them both you’re gonna blow

Ah, Boeing joke
Boeing joke
Boeing joke
Ah, fuckin’ Boeing joke
Ah, fuckin’ Boeing joke
Ah, Boeing joke
Ah, fuckin’ Boeing joke
Ah, Boeing joke
Boeing joke
Boeing joke
Ah, it’s a Boeing

Tiny dick, so I’m told, mushroom porno and Stormy Daniels blows
One day you’ll realize The Donald is not a king
Daughter-wife’s cunt an Ivanka Kushner shit show
Daughter wife’s cream dyke and Jew upon them both you’re gonna blow

Ah, Boeing joke
Boeing joke
Boeing joke
Ah, fuckin’ Boeing joke
Ah, fuckin’ Boeing joke
Ah, Boeing joke
Ah, fuckin’ Boeing joke
Ah, Boeing joke
Boeing joke
Boeing joke
Ah, fuckin’ Boeing joke


 

Blowing Smoke
Taylor Ray Holbrook (feat. DJ KO)

Creeky choir, barbed wire, bottle tops on the tailgate
The night sky through her eyes two young souls tryna get away
Talkin' bout love and how we'd never let it go
Talkin' bout dreams like we knew who we were but we didn't know

Ah, blowing smoke
Blowing smoke
Blowing smoke
Ah, we're just blowing smoke
Ah, we're just blowing smoke
Ah, blowing smoke
Ah, we're just blowing smoke
Ah, blowing smoke
Blowing smoke
Blowing smoke
Ah, we just blowing...

Wedding rings, growing old, yeah that'd be nice if that's how it goes
Some day you'll see I can get you all the finer things
Talkin' bout love and how we'd never let it go
Talkin' bout dreams like we knew who we were but we didn't know

Ah, blowing smoke
Blowing smoke
Blowing smoke
Ah, we're just blowing smoke
Ah, we're just blowing smoke
Ah, blowing smoke
Ah, we're just blowing smoke
Ah, blowing smoke
Blowing smoke
Blowing smoke
Ah, we're just blowing smoke



Damn, this song really sucks.  My parody stinks as well.  Kinda reminds me of Visiting Day on the Sopranos.  Meow.

Due to the defective nature of this parody, I decided to include it in the Big Lie 100. 


The Big Lie 100: (#1450)

#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2232.  Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#2233.  Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#2234.  5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)

#2235.  Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You --- The Vaselines)

#2236.  Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)

#2237.  Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)

#2238.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#2239.  Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)

#2240.  DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)

#2241.  Swift (Rift --- Phish)

#2242.  Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)

#2243.  Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)

#2244.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)

#2245.  Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)

#2246.  Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)

#2247.  Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)

#2248.  Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)

#2249.  Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)

#2250.  Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

#2251.  Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)

#2252.  The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)

#2253.  Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)

#2254.  Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)

#2255.  Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)

#2256.  Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)

#2257.  Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)

#2258.  Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)

#2259.  Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)

#2260.  Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)

#2261.  It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)

#2262.  Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)

#2263.  Good!  (Would? --- Alice In Chains)

#2264.  The Tower Of Trump (The Power Of Love --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#2265.  Good Times (Good Times --- Jim Gilstrap, Blinky Williams and a gospel choir)

#2266.  Laptop From Hell (Highway To Hell --- AC/DC)

#2267.  Colby Covington (You Are Number One --- The Whispers)

#2268.  If Bob Good (If I Could --- Phish)

#2269.  Moreno (Tornado --- Garbage)

#2270.  Cum Coney Barrett (Come Holy Spirit --- Planetshakers)

#2271.  Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Hillsong UNITED)

#2272.  Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Rita Springer)

#2273.  Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Travis Cottrell)

#2274.  Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Neville Brothers)

#2275.  Kushner's Wife Is A Fucking Jew (All I Want For Christmas Is You --- Mariah Carey)

#2276.  Colorado (Desperado --- The Eagles)

#2277.  Detroit Pistons (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2278.  Isn't Very White (Couldn't Get It Right --- Climax Blues Band)

#2279.  Rudolph, the Yinzer Steeler (Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer)

#2280.  Big Mac Meat (Shakedown Street --- Grateful Dead)

#2281.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Sublime)

#2282.  Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Nathaniel Bassey)

#2283.  Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Jesus Culture)

#2284.  Robert M. Schneider (I Know You Rider --- Grateful Dead)

#2285.  Rob Schneider (Low Rider --- War)

#2286.  Hunter's Laptop (Hunter's Laptop --- Ariel Pink, Winston Marshall, Alex Trimble)

#2287.  Paxton (Captain --- Ween)

#2288.  Fake Coney Barrett (Shake Holy Spirit --- Newworldson)

#2289.  The Real Chip Roy (The Real McCoy --- George Jones)

#2290.  Trumped (Stumped --- Minor Threat)

#2291.  Kari Lake (Coffee Break --- Tony Bennett)

#2292.  Vincent K. Fong (I Might Be Wrong --- Radiohead)

#2293.  Vincent K. Fong (Don't Get Me Wrong --- The Pretenders)

#2294.  Taylor Greene (Halloween --- King Diamond)

#2295.  Kenneth Paxton (I'm Your Captain --- Grand Fuck Railroad)

#2296.  Kushner Is A Jew (All I Wanna Do --- Sheryl Crow)

#2297.  Boebert (T-Shirt --- Foo Fighters)

#2298.  Fong! (Wrong! --- The Mountain Goats)

#2299.  David Tepper (High Ball Stepper --- Jack White)

#2300.  David Tepper Ain't Much Of A Man (Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band --- The Beatles)

#2301.  Vince Fong (Love Song --- The Cure) 

#2302.  Mar-a-Lago Piece Of Shit (American Idiot --- Green Day)

#2303.  American Hate (It's Gonna Be Great --- McCormick Spices commercial)

#2304.  Liar (Higher --- Creed)

#2305.  Emmer Feud (Interlude --- The Killers)

#2306.  The Donald Ain't White: An Orange Masquerade (The Future's So Bright: I Gotta Wear Those Shades --- Timbuk 3)

#2307.  Vince Fong (Mike's Song --- Phish)

#2308.  Taylor Greene (Halloween --- The Misfits)

#2309.  Craig Riedel's A Fuckin' Cunt (Needle And The Damage Done --- Neil Young)

#2310.  Colorado (El Dorado --- Agent Orange)

#2311.  Emmer Yes-Man (Enter Sandman --- Metallica)

#2312.  MAGA Johnson (Mrs. Johnson --- Toto)

#2313.  Boeing Joke (Blowing Smoke --- Taylor Ray Holbrook feat. DJ KO)


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