Behold:
Fox News commentator Steve Doocy reads to the Orange Prolapse.
Surprisingly, it was an excerpt from a theatrical production. The Lake Tahoe equivalent of William Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream."
But if you look closely, the title is... "A Stormy-Titted Wet Dream."
Damn, Shakespeare was such a LOSER. But hey, at least he cashed in! Even back in the late 1500's.
Hell, I know this guy from West Virginia who wrote a book about the Grateful Dead and just threw it up on the internet.
He didn't make a single penny. Yet he was on the receiving end of multiple visits from the local cops, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Department of Homeland Security, the Secret Service, and so on and so forth.
Steve Doocy
sonofsaf
Steve Doocy is warm Bud Light
A fuckin’ cunt from the MAGA right
Ground and pound
And ground and pound
(And ground and pound and pound)
Donald’s Orange Prolapse sure makes a sound
In Lake Tahoe, Be Best’s king
Stormy Daniels’ titties are the biggest things
Meh (Meh) meh (Meh) meh (Meh, meh) meh
Shitting on you
Scat is not a crime
Trump is pumped it’s Viagra time
Don't drink Trump Vodka it's worse than flat Bud Light
Ground and pound
And ground and pound
(And ground and pound and pound)
Donald’s Orange Prolapse sure makes a sound
Steve Doocy, he’s softcore
Unless that anal faggot’s ass is sore
Shitting meh (Meh) meh (Meh) meh (Meh, meh) meh
Shitting on you
Scat is not a crime
Be-best baby, and Stormy D.
Lake Tahoe shout out at a golf tourney
Ground and pound
And ground and pound
(And ground and pound and pound)
Donald’s Orange Prolapse sure makes a sound
A la carte Big Mac is why
Filet O’ Fish is better with large fries
Shitting meh (Meh) meh (Meh) meh (Meh, meh) meh
Shitting on you
Scat is not a crime
Kristi Noem spreads her big lies
That fuckin’ cunt is someone we despise
Ground and pound
And ground and pound
(And ground and pound and pound)
Donald’s Orange Prolapse sure makes a sound
All of the while Stormy’s melons ain’t ripe
Those fake titties live up to the hype
Meh (Meh) meh (Meh) meh (Meh, meh) meh
Shitting meh (Meh) meh (Meh) meh (Meh, meh) meh
Shitting meh (Meh) meh (Meh) meh (Meh, meh) meh
Shitting on you
Scat is not a crime
Loose Lucy
Grateful Dead
Loose Lucy is my delight
She come running and we ball all night
'Round and 'round
And 'round and 'round
(And 'round and 'round and 'round)
Don't take much to get me on the ground
She's my yo-yo, I'm her string
Listen to the birds on the hot wire sing
Yeah (Yeah) yeah (Yeah) yeah (Yeah, yeah) yeah
Singing, "Thank you
For a real good time!"
I got jumped coming home last night
Shadow in the alley turned out all my lights
'Round and 'round
And 'round and 'round
(And 'round and 'round and 'round)
Don't take much to get me on the ground
Loose Lucy, she was sore
Says I know you don't want my love no more
Singing yeah (Yeah) yeah (Yeah) yeah (Yeah, yeah) yeah
Singing, "Thank you
For a real good time!"
Be-bop baby, how can this be?
I know you been out and cheating on me
'Round and 'round
And 'round and 'round
(And 'round and 'round and 'round)
Don't take much to get the word around
Cross my heart and hope to die
I was just hanging out with the other guys
Singing yeah (Yeah) yeah (Yeah) yeah (Yeah, yeah) yeah
Singing, "Thank you
For a real good time!"
Went back home with two black eyes
You know I'll love you 'til the day I die
'Round and 'round
And 'round and 'round
(And 'round and 'round and 'round)
Don't take much to get the word around
I like your smile but I ain't your type
Don't shake the tree when its fruit ain't ripe
Yeah (Yeah) yeah (Yeah) yeah (Yeah, yeah) yeah
Singing yeah (Yeah) yeah (Yeah) yeah (Yeah, yeah) yeah
Singing yeah (Yeah) yeah (Yeah) yeah (Yeah, yeah) yeah
Singing, "Thank you
For a real good time!"
My second parody of Loose Lucy. A couple years ago, I penned #231. Doug Ducey. A tribute to the former Governor of Arizona.
From 1969 to 1995, the Dead played the Burgh a grand total of 19 times.
Grateful Dead:
04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
Bob Weir, 8-31-92, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
Ratdog & Rusted Root, 8-12-01, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
The Other Ones, 11-29-02, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Dead, Bob Dylan, 8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
Dead & Company, 6-28-17, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
The Big Lie 100: (#1456)
#2216. For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)
#2217. Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)
#2218. Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)
#2219. Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)
#2220. Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)
#2221. Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)
#2222. Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)
#2223. Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#2224. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)
#2225. Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)
#2226. Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)
#2227. Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)
#2228. Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)
#2229. Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)
#2230. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)
#2231. Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#2232. Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)
#2233. Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)
#2234. 5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)
#2235. Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You --- The Vaselines)
#2236. Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)
#2237. Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)
#2238. Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)
#2239. Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)
#2240. DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)
#2241. Swift (Rift --- Phish)
#2242. Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)
#2243. Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)
#2244. Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)
#2245. Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)
#2246. Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)
#2247. Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)
#2248. Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)
#2249. Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)
#2250. Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)
#2251. Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)
#2252. The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)
#2253. Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)
#2254. Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)
#2255. Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)
#2256. Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)
#2257. Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)
#2258. Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)
#2259. Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)
#2260. Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)
#2261. It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)
#2262. Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)
#2263. Good! (Would? --- Alice In Chains)
#2264. The Tower Of Trump (The Power Of Love --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#2265. Good Times (Good Times --- Jim Gilstrap, Blinky Williams and a gospel choir)
#2266. Laptop From Hell (Highway To Hell --- AC/DC)
#2267. Colby Covington (You Are Number One --- The Whispers)
#2268. If Bob Good (If I Could --- Phish)
#2269. Moreno (Tornado --- Garbage)
#2270. Cum Coney Barrett (Come Holy Spirit --- Planetshakers)
#2271. Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Hillsong UNITED)
#2272. Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Rita Springer)
#2273. Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Travis Cottrell)
#2274. Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Neville Brothers)
#2275. Kushner's Wife Is A Fucking Jew (All I Want For Christmas Is You --- Mariah Carey)
#2276. Colorado (Desperado --- The Eagles)
#2277. Detroit Pistons (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#2278. Isn't Very White (Couldn't Get It Right --- Climax Blues Band)
#2279. Rudolph, the Yinzer Steeler (Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer)
#2280. Big Mac Meat (Shakedown Street --- Grateful Dead)
#2281. Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Sublime)
#2282. Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Nathaniel Bassey)
#2283. Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Jesus Culture)
#2284. Robert M. Schneider (I Know You Rider --- Grateful Dead)
#2285. Rob Schneider (Low Rider --- War)
#2286. Hunter's Laptop (Hunter's Laptop --- Ariel Pink, Winston Marshall, Alex Trimble)
#2287. Paxton (Captain --- Ween)
#2288. Fake Coney Barrett (Shake Holy Spirit --- Newworldson)
#2289. The Real Chip Roy (The Real McCoy --- George Jones)
#2290. Trumped (Stumped --- Minor Threat)
#2291. Kari Lake (Coffee Break --- Tony Bennett)
#2292. Vincent K. Fong (I Might Be Wrong --- Radiohead)
#2293. Vincent K. Fong (Don't Get Me Wrong --- The Pretenders)
#2294. Taylor Greene (Halloween --- King Diamond)
#2295. Kenneth Paxton (I'm Your Captain --- Grand Fuck Railroad)
#2296. Kushner Is A Jew (All I Wanna Do --- Sheryl Crow)
#2297. Boebert (T-Shirt --- Foo Fighters)
#2298. Fong! (Wrong! --- The Mountain Goats)
#2299. David Tepper (High Ball Stepper --- Jack White)
#2300. David Tepper Ain't Much Of A Man (Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band --- The Beatles)
#2301. Vince Fong (Love Song --- The Cure)
#2302. Mar-a-Lago Piece Of Shit (American Idiot --- Green Day)
#2303. American Hate (It's Gonna Be Great --- McCormick Spices commercial)
#2304. Liar (Higher --- Creed)
#2305. Emmer Feud (Interlude --- The Killers)
#2306. The Donald Ain't White: An Orange Masquerade (The Future's So Bright: I Gotta Wear Those Shades --- Timbuk 3)
#2307. Vince Fong (Mike's Song --- Phish)
#2308. Taylor Greene (Halloween --- The Misfits)
#2309. Craig Riedel's A Fuckin' Cunt (Needle And The Damage Done --- Neil Young)
#2310. Colorado (El Dorado --- Agent Orange)
#2311. Emmer Yes-Man (Enter Sandman --- Metallica)
#2312. MAGA Johnson (Mrs. Johnson --- Toto)
#2313. Boeing Joke (Blowing Smoke --- Taylor Ray Holbrook feat. DJ KO)
#2314. Boeing Had A Door That Was Bad (Goin' Down The Road Feelin' Bad --- Grateful Dead)
#2315. Craig Riedel Lies (The Needle Lies --- Queensryche)
#2316. Austin's Cancer (Private Dancer --- Tina Turner)
#2317. Pink Hat Lady (Green Eyed Lady --- Sugarloaf)
#2318. Pink Hatted Lady (Three Times A Lady --- Lionel Richie)
#2319. Steve Doocy (Loose Lucy --- Grateful Dead)
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