#2332. Vivek Shitshow

Vivek Ramaswamy dropped out of the presidential race last night.  

I honestly thought a vegetarian Hindu with the middle name Ganapathy and a wife named Apoorva had a legit pathway to the GOP nomination.

As expected, Magaswami proudly endorsed the Orange Prolapse during his capitulation speech.

 

 

 

Vivek Shitshow
sonofsaf

Vivek shitshow.

Denied, Bud Light,
Ramaswamy ain’t white,
No doubt, coup’s a crime,
Donald we defend.
Fuck yeah.  Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.  Fuck yeah.

Kill cops cock block,
China Tik Tok, Stormy D.’s hot,
Low blow, doncha know,
Donald we defend.
Fuck yeah.  Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.  Fuck yeah.

Forty-five child on trial full of disdain.
Trump is so lazy with a diaper stain.
Fat ass, Pap smear, MAGA faggots are queer.
It’s a Ramaswamy Vivek shitshow.
Orange clown, big lie, stench it lingers don’t ask why.
It’s a Ramaswamy Vivek shitshow.

Ass crack fuck you,
Kushner is a damn Jew
Total ass, full of gas
Donald we defend.
Fuck yeah.  Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.  Fuck yeah.

Forty-five child on trial full of disdain.
Trump is so lazy with a diaper stain.
Fat ass, Pap smear, MAGA faggots are queer.
It’s a Ramaswamy Vivek shitshow.
Orange clown, big lie, stench it lingers don’t ask why.
It’s a Ramaswamy Vivek shitshow.

Vivek shitshow.
Vivek shitshow.

Forty-five child on trial full of disdain.
Trump is so lazy with a diaper stain.
Fat ass, Pap smear, MAGA faggots are queer.
It’s a Ramaswamy Vivek shitshow.
Orange clown, big lie, stench it lingers don’t ask why.

Na-na-na-na-na.
(Na-na-na-na-na.)
It’s the Vivek shitshow.
Na-na-na-na-na.
(Na-na-na-na-na.)
It’s the Vivek shitshow.
Na-na-na-na-na.
(Na-na-na-na-na.)
It’s the Vivek shitshow.
Na-na-na-na-na.

It’s the Vivek shitshow.
It’s the Vivek shitshow.
It’s the Vivek shitshow.
It’s the Vivek shitshow.
It’s the Vivek shitshow.

Redneck Freakshow
Saliva

Redneck freakshow.

Ball slide, blue light,
Stumble into day light,
Pass out, in no time,
And do it again.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

Non-stop hard rock,
Around the clock, Bacardi shot,
Shoe show, good to go,
And do it again.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

It's the live wild life-style in our veins.
It might be crazy, but it keeps us sane.
White trash, cold beer, party never stops here.
That's how we roll in the redneck freakshow.
Fall down, get high, middle finger to the sky.
That's how it goes in the redneck freakshow.

Time back tattoo,
throwin' like we all do?
Raise your glass, kick some ass
And do it again.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

It's the live wild life-style in our veins.
It might be crazy, but it keeps us sane.
White trash, cold beer, party never stops here.
That's how we roll in the redneck freakshow.
Fall down, get high, middle finger to the sky.
That's how it goes in the redneck freakshow.

Redneck freakshow.
Redneck freakshow.

It's the live wild life-style in our veins.
It might be crazy, but it keeps us sane.
White trash, cold beer, party never stops here.
That's how we roll in the redneck freakshow.
Fall down, get high, middle finger to the sky.

Na-na-na-na-na.
(Na-na-na-na-na.)
In the redneck freakshow.
Na-na-na-na-na.
(Na-na-na-na-na.)
In the redneck freakshow.
Na-na-na-na-na.
(Na-na-na-na-na.)
In the redneck freakshow.
Na-na-na-na-na.

Redneck freakshow.
Redneck freakshow.
Redneck freakshow.
Redneck freakshow.
Redneck freakshow.

Uh, this song is not good.

From 2001 to the present, Saliva has salivated in the Burgh (like a Pavlovian God) a grand total of 8 times.  

Saliva:

8-21-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (opened for Kiss & Aerosmith)

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#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

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#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

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#2237.  Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)

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#2239.  Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)

#2240.  DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)

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#2242.  Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)

#2243.  Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)

#2244.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)

#2245.  Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)

#2246.  Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)

#2247.  Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)

#2248.  Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)

#2249.  Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)

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#2252.  The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)

#2253.  Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)

#2254.  Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)

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#2256.  Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)

#2257.  Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)

#2258.  Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)

#2259.  Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)

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#2265.  Good Times (Good Times --- Jim Gilstrap, Blinky Williams and a gospel choir)

#2266.  Laptop From Hell (Highway To Hell --- AC/DC)

#2267.  Colby Covington (You Are Number One --- The Whispers)

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#2273.  Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Travis Cottrell)

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#2285.  Rob Schneider (Low Rider --- War)

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#2287.  Paxton (Captain --- Ween)

#2288.  Fake Coney Barrett (Shake Holy Spirit --- Newworldson)

#2289.  The Real Chip Roy (The Real McCoy --- George Jones)

#2290.  Trumped (Stumped --- Minor Threat)

#2291.  Kari Lake (Coffee Break --- Tony Bennett)

#2292.  Vincent K. Fong (I Might Be Wrong --- Radiohead)

#2293.  Vincent K. Fong (Don't Get Me Wrong --- The Pretenders)

#2294.  Taylor Greene (Halloween --- King Diamond)

#2295.  Kenneth Paxton (I'm Your Captain --- Grand Fuck Railroad)

#2296.  Kushner Is A Jew (All I Wanna Do --- Sheryl Crow)

#2297.  Boebert (T-Shirt --- Foo Fighters)

#2298.  Fong! (Wrong! --- The Mountain Goats)

#2299.  David Tepper (High Ball Stepper --- Jack White)

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#2304.  Liar (Higher --- Creed)

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#2307.  Vince Fong (Mike's Song --- Phish)

#2308.  Taylor Greene (Halloween --- The Misfits)

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#2330.  Vivekkk (Redneckkk --- Corrosion of Conformity)

#2331.  Donald Shit Show (Cold Rain & Snow --- Grateful Dead)

#2332.  Vivek Shitshow (Redneck Freakshow --- Saliva)

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