Nancy Mace is running for Governor of South Carolina!
But she's running with an unusual campaign slogan.
NO BALLS IN STALLS
I suppose that motto could galvanize the Gamecock electorate. Hard to say.
From what I can tell, Mace is quite "bosomy" and has a decent complexion.
How about BIG TITS NO ZITS?
In other news, last night the Buccos pulled off a 5-4 comeback against Nancy Pelosi's beloved San Fran Giants in the bottom of the 9th. Huzzah!
A prominent Dump across from the Roberto Clemente statue on Federal. It's a Jimmie Thing. #DMB |
Spotted just off Fort Duquesne Blvd. Dahntahn! |
As long as the Pirates remain in last place, I would encourage fans to "bring a brick" to the ballpark and label it accordingly. Hint: Sell The Team. Preferably placed next to the Honus Wagner statue at the home plate entrance.
Mace
sonofsaf
Hey Nancy’s gonna lie
Gay is always wrong
Trump’s a queer
Trump is a clown
Why is her cunt a Grand Canyon?
Donald’s queer when you vote for a liar
Tits of Stormy D.
Tits of Stormy D.
Seven sins of Forty-seven
Seven sins of Forty-seven
Seven sins of Forty-seven
Seven sins of Forty-seven
Ace
The Jayhawks
Hey baby don't be shy
They hold on so long
Fear lives here
Laying face down
I don't need no mere companion
Lying here in a boat of desire
Don't disappoint me
Don't disappoint me
One foot in and out of heaven
One foot in and out of heaven
One foot in and out of heaven
One foot in and out of heaven
Sounds like a Grateful Dead Mr. Charlie rip-off.
From 1993 to the present, The Jayhawks have pecked the Burgh a grand total of 10 times. Never seen 'em.
The "Mace Disgrace" Top 10:
#77. Mace Moron (Grace Is Gone — Dave Matthews Band)
#78. The Mace Moron (The Race Is On — George Strait)
#477. Mace Is A Disgrace (Eyes Without A Face — Billy Idol)
#2320. Nancy Mace (In My Place --- Coldplay)
#2321. Nancy Mace (A Warm Place --- Nine Inch Nails)
#2324. Nancy Ruth Grace (Amazing Grace --- Chris Tomlin)
#2325. Nancy Mace (Basket Case --- Green Day)
#2328. Nancy Mace (Outer Space --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)
#2336. Mace (Grace --- Supergrass)
#2351. Nancy Mace (Time & Place --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#2352. Nancy Is A Mace Muff Diver (Jerry Was A Race Car Driver --- Primus)
#2353. Nancy Mace (Human Race --- Three Days Grace)
#2354. Nancy Mace (Hiding Place --- Don Moen)
#2364. Nancy Mace (Off Your Face --- My Bloody Valentine)
#2365. Shit On Nancy Mace (Grinnin' In Your Face --- Son House)
#2603. Lies Of Nancy Mace (Eyes Without A Face --- Billy Idol)
#2662. Nancy Mace (Off My Face --- Justin Bieber)
#2869. Mace Is A Cunt (Place In The Sun --- Chelsea Wolfe)
#3064. Nancy Mace (Basket Case --- Motorhead)
#3391. Mace (Ace --- The Jayhawks)