#3016. Kristi Noem

An article from the Freedom From Religion Foundation about Governor Kristi Noem (R-SD).

 

So take a guess who's a lifetime member of the FFRF.

 

 

Kristi Noem
sonofsaf

Donald and his style deceivin’
Retarded her Down syndrome
Kushner’s on the phone, Ivanka’s a Jew
Fa la la la la, South Dakota’s Kristi Noem

Pierre’s a bitch Mt. Rushmore mountain
Gay cunt hair in hell will burn
Soon to be announcing
A fat liar the Proud Boys yearn
The deepest scripture and the anal
And Elon Musk’s on the phone
Fake boobies and pornography
Fa la la la la Gov’nor Kristi Noem

The golden toilet is stalling
Donald has a job to blow
Stormy Daniels still a whore enemy
Fa la la la la, South Dakota’s Kristi Noem

Pierre’s a bitch Mt. Rushmore mountain
Gay cunt hair in hell will burn
Soon to be announcing
A fat liar the Proud Boys yearn
The deepest scripture and the anal
And Elon Musk’s on the phone
Fake boobies and pornography
Fa la la la la Gov’nor Kristi Noem

Pierre’s a bitch Mt. Rushmore mountain
Gay cunt hair in hell will burn
Soon to be announcing
A fat liar the Proud Boys yearn
The deepest scripture and the anal
And Elon Musk’s on the phone
Fake boobies and pornography
Fa la la la la Gov’nor Kristi Noem

 

Heart Of Rome
Elvis Presley

In a little while you're leavin'
Starting on the journey home
Soon I'll be alone, the one who loves you
La la la la la, somewhere in the heart of Rome

I'll make a wish in every fountain
Say a prayer that you'll return
Minutes I'll be counting
May the fire of love still burn
I'll keep your picture by my pillow
And pretend I'm not alone
Make believe that you are with me
La la la la la, in the heart of Rome

Suddenly the tears are falling
As we hear the whistle blow
Hold me very close before you leave me
La la la la la, somewhere in the heart of Rome

I'll make a wish in every fountain
Say a prayer that you'll return
Minutes I'll be counting
May the fire of love still burn
I'll keep your picture by my pillow
And pretend I'm not alone
Make believe that you are with me
La la la la la, in the heart of Rome

I'll make a wish in every fountain
Say a prayer that you'll return
Minutes I'll be counting
May the fire of love still burn
I'll keep your picture by my pillow
And pretend I'm not alone
Make believe that you are with me
La la la la la, in the heart of Rome

From 1973 to 1976, Elvis Presley hounded the Burgh a grand total of 3 times.  All three concerts were held at the Civic Arena.  Fortunately, the Hound Dog was a little before my time.

Gnome Top 10:

#1.  Noem Sweet Noem: (Motley Crue --- Home Sweet Home)

#242.  Cumming Noem: (Scorpions --- Coming Home)

#249.  Sweet Noem South Dakota: (Lynyrd Skynyrd --- Sweet Home Alabama)

#301.  Welcome Noem Planetarium: (Metallica --- Welcome Home Sanitarium)

#302.  Who Says You Can't Blow Noem: (Bon Jovi --- Who Says You Can't Go Home)

#303.  Noem: (Daughtry --- Home)

#497.  Can't Stand Kristi Noem: (Blind Faith --- Can't Find My Way Home)

#515.  Fuck The Leech:  (Jane's Addiction --- Up The Beach)

#535.  Welcome Noem: (King Diamond --- Welcome Noem)

#536.  Noem: (Phish --- Foam)

#703.  Noem: (Unknown --- universal meditation mantra)

#704.  Asshole Noem: (Astrodome --- Houston ex-mayor, Roy Hofheinz)

#721.  I Haunt Kristi Noem (Me Want Honeycomb --- Post Mills marketing dept.)

#1009.  Noem (Home --- Foo Fighters)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1813.  Kristi Noem (Kodachrome --- Paul Simon)

#1816.  Kristi Noem (Hell Is Chrome --- Wilco)

#2066.  Noem (Roam --- The B-52's)

#2148.  Kristi's, A Fucking Gnome (Mama, I'm Coming Home --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#2542.  Cricket's Fucked (Lick It Up --- Kiss)

#2544.  Cricket Has Died (Ticket To Ride --- The Beatles)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

The Big Lie 100: (#2138)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

#3015.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

Please do not share this material with Kristi Noem and/or President Donald J. Trump.