#3003. Kash

No offense, butt the Orange Prolapse's pick to lead the FBI looks like he just kicked himself in the nuts.

Meet K$H Patel.  I wish I had a nifty dollar sign in my name.  Hmm, S$F.

 

Hot damn!  I haven't seen this much shit since Little V. took a dump in the shower.

Glad we got that straight!

Kash
sonofsaf

Kash, Patel’s fucked up, Donald Trump hooray
Kash, Patel’s fucked up, Donald J. Trump hooray
Kash, Patel’s fucked up, Forty-fuckin’-seven hooray
Disease, Ivanka Kushner kosher Jew
A job to blow she is screwing
Twat of bullshit

Kash, Patel’s fucked up, Donald Trump hooray
Kash, Patel’s fucked up, Forty-five’s not okay
Kash, Patel’s fucked up, Forty-fuckin’-seven hooray
Disease, Ivanka Kushner kosher Jew
Daughter-wife he’s gonna screw
Dar she blows

Kash, is fucked up, Donald Trump hooray
Kash, is fucked up, Donald J. Trump hooray
Kash, Patel’s fucked up, that Forty-seven ain’t okay
Disease, Ivanka Kushner kosher Jew
Daughter-wife yinz gonna screw
Jared Kushner is a fucking Jew
Beloved daughter-wife is too
A golden toilet throne for you
A tiny mushroom bone for you
Daughter-wife Donald’s gonna screw
Daughter Donald’s gonna screw

The clown is using a dildo toy

Kash, is fucked up, Donald Trump hooray
Kash, is fucked up, Donald J. Trump hooray
Kash, is fucked up, Donald J. Trump hooray
Kash, is dicked up, Donald J. Trump hooray
Kash, Patel’s fucked up, Donald J. Trump hooray
Kash, Patel’s fucked up, Forty-seven ain’t okay
Kash, is fucked up, Donald J. Trump hooray
Oh, Kash
Whoa, whoa
The First lady
Yeah, yeah
Oh-no, Kash
Whoa, whoa
Maybe, you're a cunt

Kash, is fucked up, Donald Trump hooray
Kash, Patel’s fucked up, Donald J. Trump hooray
Kash, Patel’s fucked up, Donald Trump hooray
Kash, Patel’s fucked up, Donald J. Trump hooray
Oh, Kash
Donald J. Trump hooray
Oh, Kash
Donald J. Trump hooray
Oh, Kash
Donald J. Trump hooray
Oh, Kash

 

Trash
New York Dolls

Trash, won't pick it up, take them lights away
Trash, won't pick it up, don't take your life away
Trash, won't pick it up, don't try to take my knife away
And please, don't you ask me if I love you
If you don't know what I'm doing
What you know is

Trash, go pick it up, take them lights away
Trash, won't get it up, don't throw your love away
Trash, won't pick it up, don't try to take my knife away
And please, don't you ask me if I love you
'Cause I don't know why I do
Up my nose

Trash, pick it up, take them lights away
Trash, pick it up, don't take my knife away
Trash, won't pick it up, the doctor take them all away
And please, don't you ask me if I love you
'Cause I don't know if I do
I want to wipe it out here with you
And take a lover's sleep with you
I'm gonna talk alone with you
I'm gonna talk and be with you
But I just don't know if I do
I just don't know if I do

Ah, how do you call your loverboy?

Trash, pick it up, take them lights away
Trash, pick it up, go put that knife away
Trash, pick it up, don't give your life away
Trash, get it up, don't throw your love away
Trash, won't pick it up, don't take my knife away
Trash, won't pick it up, doctor take them all away
Trash, pick it up, don't take my knife away
Oh, trash
Whoa, whoa
My sweet baby
Yeah, yeah
Oh-oh, trash
Whoa, whoa
Baby, you're the one

Trash, pick it up, take them lights away
Trash, won't pick it up, don't take my knife away
Trash, won't pick it up, take them lights away
Trash, won't pick it up, don't take my knife away
Oh, trash
Don't kick my knife away
Oh, trash
Don't kick my knife away
Oh, trash
Don't kick my knife away
Oh, trash

From a parody perspective, I despise these songs where the choruses are "just slightly altered" during each refrain.  It makes the creative process annoyingly cumbersome.

From 1973 to 2011, the New York Dolls played with the Burgh a grand total of 5 times.  Every time a different venue (Alpine Arena in Swissvale, Syria Mosque, Nixon Theatre, Point State Park, & Stage AE).  Never saw 'em perform.

The Big Lie 100: (#2127)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

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